
So I've finaly been scouted for marriage...it's great...my mom is pumped up, my dad is pumped up, I'm fucking pumped up. Here is the email my parents received...I've censored the eligible bachelor's identity with my own name and picture...it's funnier. EMAIL: It is now official Clemence actually asked me to look for a suitable [...]
I'm most likely going to hell for some of the songs below, but hey, they're really really funny. I double dog dare you to listen to "Ho Ho Fucking Ho" and not laugh your ass off. Still, "Kill A Tree For Christ" isn't really a comedy song, but it's still pretty hilarious as well. Have you seen this video? If not, watch it right now. Want more great Christmas tunes? Here are the links to Day 1 , Day 2 , Day 3 , Day 4 , [...]

Words: Emmy Droege So I was more than a little skeptical about a father and son band cranking out an official album. In fact, my preconceived notion was an old geezer trying to build some musical bond with his pre-pubescent son. Keep in mind, however, that this was all before I listened to Arranged Marriage , an abovementioned group who hail from Livonia, Michigan. And no, I don't know where that is either. Wherever [...]
Loose ends. Tie them in. Previous blogaruu in two. Clever thing would probably be to delay this but plough on! Quantity all the way! Gemini. Exit route. As I was saying, it is good to know that with people who are into their star-signs here, being a gemini is a way out for any of [...]

It's starting to feel like Autumn in South Australia - a little bit cooler, shorter days, the occasional drop of moisture in the air - which means that we'll be doing less of this.... ...on Boy Z and Papa Party Days. But not to worry. We've been working on some indoor entertainment. A lot of you may not know this but, being the good father that I am, I've made Boy Z's troubled teenage years much easier for him. In a moment of parental [...]