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She plays a little saxophone, loves music, dances well

She plays a little saxophone, loves music, dances well So I've finaly been scouted for marriage...it's great...my mom is pumped up, my dad is pumped up, I'm fucking pumped up. Here is the email my parents received...I've censored the eligible bachelor's identity with my own name and picture...it's funnier. EMAIL: It is now official Clemence actually asked me to look for a suitable [...]

12 Days of Christmas MP3’s for 2010: Day 10

CRUDBUMP: Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas
I'm most likely going to hell for some of the songs below, but hey, they're really really funny. I double dog dare you to listen to "Ho Ho Fucking Ho" and not laugh your ass off. Still, "Kill A Tree For Christ" isn't really a comedy song, but it's still pretty hilarious as well. Have you seen this video? If not, watch it right now. Want more great Christmas tunes? Here are the links to Day 1 , Day 2 , Day 3 , Day 4 , [...]
Artist:Arranged Marriage
Title:Santa Just Crashed Into My House And He's Drunk As Fuck
Link Text:Arranged Marriage - Santa Just Crashed Into My House  He's Drunk As Fuck
File Name:99_arranged_marriage_santa_jus t_crashed_into_my_house_and_he s_drunk_as_fuck.mp3
Year:2009
Artist:Bob and Doug McKenzie
Title:Twelve Days of Christmas, The
Link Text:The McKenzie Bros. - The 12 Days Of Christmas
File Name:96_mckenzie_bros_12_days_of_ch ristmas.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1989
Artist:Bobby Gaylor
Title:Stop Giving Me Crap for Christ
Link Text:Bobby Gaylor - Stop Giving Me Crap For Christmas
File Name:91_bobby_gaylor_stop_giving_me _crap_for_christmas.mp3
Bitrate:128 kbps
Year:2000
Artist:Celtic Elvis
Title:Kill a Tree for Christ
Link Text:Celtic Elvis - Kill A Tree For Christ
File Name:92_celtic_elvis_kill_a_tree_fo r_christ.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Artist:Cheech & Chong
Title:Santa Claus And His Old Lady
Link Text:Cheech  Chong - Santa Claus  His Old Lady
File Name:100_cheech_and_chong_santa_cla us_and_his_old_lady.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1989
Artist:Jingle Dogs
Title:Jingle Bells
Link Text:Jingle Dogs - Jingle Dogs
File Name:95_jingle_dogs_jingle_bells.mp 3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1989
Artist:Kevin Bloody Wilson
Title:Ho Ho Fucking Ho
Link Text:Kevin Bloody Wilson - Ho Ho Fucking Ho
File Name:98_kevin_bloody_wilson_ho_ho_f ucking_ho.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:2000
Artist:South Park
Title:O Holy Night
Link Text:Eric Cartman - O Holy Night
File Name:93_eric_cartman_o_holy_night.m p3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:1999
Artist:The Chipmunks with David Seville
Title:The Chipmunk Song
Link Text:The Chipmunks - The Chipmunk Song
File Name:94_the_chipmunks_the_chipmunk_ song.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1989
Artist:The Little Stinkers
Title:Funny xmas - I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me) - 100 Kids Songs The Little Stinkers
Link Text:The Little Stinkers - I Farted On Santa's Lap
File Name:97_the_little_stinkers_i_farte d_on_santas_lap.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:2000

Arranged Marriage: Dearly Beloved

Arranged Marriage: Dearly Beloved Words: Emmy Droege So I was more than a little skeptical about a father and son band cranking out an official album. In fact, my preconceived notion was an old geezer trying to build some musical bond with his pre-pubescent son. Keep in mind, however, that this was all before I listened to Arranged Marriage , an abovementioned group who hail from Livonia, Michigan. And no, I don't know where that is either. Wherever [...]
Artist:Arranged Marriage
Title:Sit Alone
Link Text:Sit Alone
File Name:01_Sit_Alone.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:2010

Mandatory Man Dates

Loose ends. Tie them in. Previous blogaruu in two. Clever thing would probably be to delay this but plough on! Quantity all the way! Gemini. Exit route. As I was saying, it is good to know that with people who are into their star-signs here, being a gemini is a way out for any of [...]

It's all been done

It's all been done It's starting to feel like Autumn in South Australia - a little bit cooler, shorter days, the occasional drop of moisture in the air - which means that we'll be doing less of this.... ...on Boy Z and Papa Party Days. But not to worry. We've been working on some indoor entertainment. A lot of you may not know this but, being the good father that I am, I've made Boy Z's troubled teenage years much easier for him. In a moment of parental [...]
Artist:Barenaked Ladies
Title:It's All Been Done
File Name:BarenakedLadies_ItsAllBeenDone .mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:1998