Artist: ass

Zoe Saldana graces the pages of Complex Magazine. I'm still not sure if I'd rather have sex with her, or her avatar. It would probably be like making love to a Skittle or Now N' Later, you'd end up with a bunch of bright blue goop. [...]

It seems that certain magazines are rising from the dead like a Phoenix. King Magazine relaunches with Rosa Acosta on the cover. I'll leave you two alone, but being that it's Sunday, please say ten "Hail Mary's" when you're finished. ( via) Related posts: Rosa Acosta x Terry Richardson x Supreme Supreme's fifth volume features the ultra sexy, Rosa Acosta, as... King Magazine: RIP Wow, there [...]

You gotta love a woman who can tease up her hair and deliver that perfect cherry red lipped pout. Plus, she's got cleavage like Route 66, it just keeps going, and going, and going. Related posts: Hard Evidence why Scarlett Johansson is Amazing Scarlett Johansson's cleavage is definitely the 8th wonder of the... In [...]

Rihanna graces the January issue of Gentlemen's Quarterly and doesn't disappoint in the least bit. She may be the only woman who can make the "Daddy, I've gotta go pee" pose look sexy. Related posts: Rihanna x Vogue Italia Rihanna does her [...]

Attack of the Show hottie, Olivia Munn, is every nerd/geek/dweeb/avatar's dream girl. I heard that if you hit all the right spots, she'll use the Power Glove when she takes you to warp speeds. [...]

The great thing about reality stars and photo shoots is that the first thing out of their mouth is, "so do you want me to lose the top?" Of course we do, sweetheart. There's a reason you're getting a photo spread and not an interview. No one wants to know about your pet rescue sweater business or your oral arguments about the pros and cons of oral sex. So if you don't mind... lose the top. [...]

German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women's breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." Doc, I'm not feelin' too good. Take two titties and call me in the morning. [...]

Lindsay Lohan has finally "knowingly" posed topless for Muse Magazine. Due to a no nudity/no fun clause, I can't show you the full monty. But I've included the photo with the movie poster for Signs covering the goods, because her nipple and areola look like a crop circle. HERE for the uncensored pic. Hit the jump for an alternate nipple covering. Why....'cause I tend to get carried away with Photoshop once I get started. [...]

It's pretty much what you'd expect from Michael Bay. Helicopters. Motorcycles. Sparse No dialogue. More slow motion than a group of senior citizens meandering outside of an early bird eatery. I kept expecting one of the models to turn into a fembot and shoot projectiles from one of her orifices, but those have been reserved for Bay's latest feature film, Death Hole. Related posts: Grandpa's Dirty Little Secret Back in 1957, the Carnaval Adult Magazine is what caused... [...]

Click here to be forwarded to the video outside the blog. This is for over 18's only or whatever your country says or doesn't. It's very NSFW, unless you work in the porn industry or somewhere that's very liberal they don't vilify sex and actually appreciate it, like the Loft965.com office. This is a scene from his new movie called Before I Self Destruct . At any rate, enjoy! Posted in Beats, Clip, sexy, Yankee Panky Tagged: 50, ass, black, butt, cent, dick, doggy, download, film, gay, leak, missionary, movie, naked, [...]

She fell harder than J.Lo on an AMA show. She's new to concerts so, we forgive her. Anyway, she did look discombobulated when she stood again. Posted in Beats, Chuckle, Clip, Yankee Panky Tagged: 02, arse, ass, concert, dolls, fall, gaga, hard, lady, new, pussycat, stage

I'd like to imagine that in the first photograph Natalie Portman is some kind of naughty Robin Hood, and she's willing to steal from the rich, and sleep with the poor. Mainly... me. [...]

Whenever Mila Kunis looks into a camera she always looks like she has a dirty secret that she's dying to get off her chest. Sadly, it's never that she's given me joint access to her bank account and backdoor. How's that for a double entendre? [...]

In a recent poll on the porn blog Fleshbot, "Jewish girls" ranked second among kinks (the winner: "freckles"). Details Magazine put together a piece proclaiming that Jews "have become the ethnic fetish du jour." This is where you have to invoke the Karen Hill Clause . The sex is going to be amazing, but there's a 73 percent chance that you'll wake up with a pistol in your face. L'Chaim! [...]

Even an ungodly amount of tryptophan couldn't keep me from getting a slice of Zoe Saldana. Happy Thanksgiving! Related posts: Milla Jovovich x Maxim Magazine I always thought Milla Jovovich was a smokin' hottie from... Natalie [...]

Eve holds the distinction of being the world's tallest model. I'm not 100 percent certain how tall she is, but rest assured the average man would probably have to set up base camp around her naval before attempting to reach the summit. Jesus, her tits are like thought bubbles for that regular sized women! Check out the video after the jump (rest assured there's no Crying Game moment). [...]

A 2006 photo set titled, "4 martini minimum" has popped up of which shows CBS Nightly News anchor Katie Couric celebrating her promotion. There's something about women of that age group and dancing, they're too spry to resign themselves to the chicken dance, but aren't capable of hiding their jazz hands. Jennifer Grey would be proud. ( via [...]

CREATIVE DIRECTOR : We really want Megan to put her leg over her head like one of those Ukrainian gymnasts . How do we convince her that it's not like porn? PHOTOGRAPHER : We could tell her we're going to shoot it in black and white, and that all beaver shots in black and white=high art. GUINNESS SPOKESMAN : Brilliant! [...]

Women who want to attract guys should expose 40 percent of their skin, a study says. Researchers at University of Leeds arrived at this number after observing social interactions from the balcony of one of London's biggest night clubs . Using hidden microphones, they recorded each time they saw a man approach a woman, and how much clothing she was wearing/skin she was showing. For the purposes of the study, arms counted for 20 percent of the body, legs for 30 percent and the torso for 50 percent. However, those who exposed any more than this [...]

Mullets everywhere... you're on notice. You're not the only thing that can have a party in the back. Who knew that a human beings back could resemble an upside down Valentine's Day balloon? Related posts: Short Film: Drunk Tits From the same perverse genius who brought us, Big Pussy,... The Human Carpet Some kids wanna grow up to be a doctor, others... Last Nights Kitchen [...]