This might be my favorite episode yet . If you were allowed to have objective favorites of a thing that you do. I feel like each episode of Shots Fired is like one of my children - who I can't wait to kick out and never speak to again once they're 18. The summary is below: "BEeff (Bertran, Evan and every fucking female) join MC Nocando & Jeff Weiss this week to talk about the great beefs in Hip-Hop history. They discuss the historic showdown between Kool Moe Dee and Busy Bee, KRS-One firing shots at The [...]
BEeFF (Bertran, Evan and every Fucking Female) is making making plenty noise on the West coast so get familiar with their latest project Leaders of The FAKEworld (below) and watch the video for "GADAFFI" above.
When asking yourself what do the Leaders of the Fake World do on an average weekend, the answer is quite simple. They rent a schooner in the Marina, dress up as tyrants from Tripoli and smoke enough blunts to kill a bison. (That's a lot if you aren't into Zoology.) Related videos for BEeFF's "Gadaffi" include a recipe on how to make Libyan couscous, and a "Bamboo Trap Demonstration." Obviously. Rick Ross may have speedboats, but he does not have Sea Lions. BEeFF do and they are not afraid to use them. They also [...]
Whatsup P&B Nation! I'm back with a 15 song playlist that should get you ready for the summer Mellow Yellow style. Some of these songs are chill, some are upbeat, some you want to party to, and some you want to smoke to. Whatever floats your boat, there should be something in here for you. First off, big shoutout to my boy TeeFizz! It seems like shit is popping off over on the east coast for P&B. A show hosted by P&B? That's pretty cool and something that I honestly thought would never happen. Let's keep it rolling! And now, [...]
Weed in wine glasses, Wonderlic references and squirt gun shootouts. Well played. The difference between BEeFF and their comic-minded peers is that the West LAians understand the difference between satire and irony. Maybe this is a college thing. Still, "Mute' is the only banger this year that could inspire debates about fakeness and authenticity. Thankfully, no such thinkpieces exist, nor should they. More writers should heed the words of Jay: you are not deep. Nor are BEeFF, they're just realer than faker than realer than fake fake. That means they're really fake. Or something. [...]
![[FreEP] BEeFF: Leaders of the FAKEworld](http://cdn.elbo.ws/posts/4194010_lg.jpg)
Coming through with some wild artwork and an abstract mindstate, Beltran, Evan, and every Fucking Female (BEeFF) drop their freEP Leaders of the FAKEworld. Check out the lead single "Ghaddaffi", the accompanying album statement and download link below. Kingdoms fail - the Egyptian civilization, the Roman and Ottoman Empires, Mayan and Aztec country states - and now so has the almighty corporate-controlled web of perceptions, commonly referred to as reality. Bertran, Evan, and every Fucking Female appropriately dubbed BEeFF, present you with an audio coup d'état of sorts with their newest installment Leaders [...]
Join our anti-heroes Bertran & Evan in this club banger about having sex with dead girls and zombies. They really put this out on what would have been Aaliyah's 33rd birthday. Not to mention Bertran's ultra rare shoutout to Rita from Power Rangers brought a tear to my eye. Who is your favorite dead babe?
Only BEeFF have the bad taste to release a video to a parody club song about wanting to have sex with zombie Aaliyah on what would have been her 33rd birthday. This is precisely why I like them. This is the fifth straight video of theirs that has made me laugh out loud. Not bad at all. I'm going to open up a restaurant that features zombies serving fried chicken and waffles while music from rappers with Tumblr's plays. It's going to be huge. In case you were wondering, my favorite dead beautiful women [...]
Face Gang here! This is the remix. Calling all hipster ratchet hoes. Here's the new collaborative project between BEeFF & Fly Guys. Stream & download below, bruh. Facegang 2 by Fly Guys, Baby DOWNLOAD: BEeFF x Fly Guys - Face Gang 2 drink the kool aid:
Produced/Directed By @nicnacbeats , starring Mann and BEeFF. Sometimes you just gotta swag it out and frolic on the beach, homey. Real chatter. I am sand, I invented erosion. drink the kool aid:
Under no circumstances would I ever think to share a video that BEeFF made for Got Vape, the vaporizer company that tabbed Bertram Evan and Every Fucking Female to endorse their product. Like Disco Stu, I do not advertise. However, this video is more absurd and hilarious than a permed white man in a rhinestone suit. And to you, Got Vape, I am available for all endorsement deals. Call me and Sach. We can help you crack that lucrative Jewish post-dubstep market that all the advertisers so deeply covet these days. Download: [...]
Here at the Needle Drop, we hold somewhat regular sessions over at blogTV where we do live reviews and shoot the ish. Each one is different, but there's a special couple of songs that must be played at nearly every blogTV. One of them is L'Homme RUn's "Pizza Party": Yeah, that's Ezra from Vampire Weekend rapping about pizza. He even throws some verses out in french, too! When it comes to hip hop songs about pizza, this track holds a number one spot in my heart. But now there [...]
Serengeti - "The Whip" from anticon. on Vimeo . Sixty-Five years ago, famed California chronicler Carey McWilliams described Angeleno existence as a "ringside seat at the circus." So it's little surprise that its music is typically branded weird by those outside the area, and perfectly fitting for those with zip codes that start with a "90." Thankfully, weird rap is in vogue, so an artist like Serengeti is finally receiving the attention he's deserved for much of the last decade. Obviously, songs about down and out UFC fighters will never [...]
Directed and Edited by Fly Guy Tone In Preparation of "FaceGang 23 and the return of "The F Word," BEeFF and Fly Guy Djb come together on this fun remix of Waka Flaka's Grove St. Party to show their passion for pizza. If you love pizza you will love this song. If you don't love pizza you will probably still love this song. For more BEeFF check out the DAViD mixtape . Follow @thenevansaid Follow @b___c [...]
Black Sheep shirts. Smoking Reggie Jackson kush out of swisher sweets. Curmudgeon swag. Cooking with Barney in front of Grauman's Chinese. Doing illicit things at the La Brea Tar Pits. Visuals of the Armenian orthodox church. David Letterman. Talcum. Three coffee's, one sugar. BEeFF are the funniest group out right now. Run and tell your favorite purple dinosaur. George C. Page is hip-hop. Download: MP3: BeEFF-"Homeless" ZIP: BeEFF-David EP
Another dope video from Bertran, Evan and Every Fucking Female ( #BEeFF ) off the DAViD tape. This joint was produced by the homey Jasyc Cooking on Hollywood BLVD. with the homey Barney and keeping it real MJF at McDonald's. Follow Bertran & Evan on this new social networking site called "Twitter" Check the videos for "Spinach" & "Another Statement" after the motherfucking jump drink the kool aid:
Jonah Bromwich prefers the Arsenio Hall Show. Maybe it's me, but rap's gotten really funny again. Despite Eminem transforming into the most stoic dude ever to drop a sixteen, plenty of groups have emerged to take the mantle of hip hop class clown. Whether it’s the intentional comedians like Lonely Island and Das Racist or unintentional ones like Rozay, the rejuvenation of rap for pure comedy’s sake is a welcomed development. Enter BEeff . No, there’s no conflict between Weird Al and Jim Jones, though that would make [...]
Bertran, Evan & EVERY FUCKING FEMALE present DAViD, the dopest dope we've ever smoked. Lace up your moonboots and preheat the oven for the psychedelic Croation Crescent Croissants because shit is about to get WEIRD and BASED . You should feel that same sense of urgency and paranoid reckless abandon as when you hid that midterm report from your parents because you didn't want to catch a beating. This is Nicholas Cage in a movie about an NBA player. It's an asian guy with an enormous cock. This mixtape is Jessie [...]
BEeFF is an acronym for Bertran , Evan and every Fucking Female. "Spinach" & "Another Statement" are previews of their upcoming DAVID project dropping soon (keep it locked). If you checked out our post on Jasyc x BC you already know Bertran, the kid with long hair and cool glasses. Evan's got the mad styles too, so step off the frankfurter. Their sound is like Chad from N.E.R.D. butt raping your grandpa in a wading ankle-high wading pool of Crisco while the members of Pharcyde time travel to [...]
The Passion of the Weiss
1League Blog
Pancakes and Beer
Ruby Hornet
mostly junkfood
The Needle Drop
Jumble Pusher
Billboard Music Awards 2013, vincitori: Taylor Swift, Gotye e Rihanna i più premiati
No Title
Karmelloz
Song : Phoenix : “Trying To Be Cool” (Silver Swans Remix)
Kanye West shares album art for new album, Yeezus
