Artist: Britney Spears

IT'S FITNEY, BITCH. The #Album8Promo has just begun (having its fun). After will.i.am spilled the brit.n.ey beans last week (which we decided isn't completely the worst ), Britney 's found yet another way to get inside our dirty minds: The cover of the June issue of Shape Magazine. Fitney. Fierceney. Fabulousney: The Holy Spearit is lookin' both (A) hot as fire (B) cold as ice on the cover of Shape , officially [...]

Did You Hear? :: Britney Spears slays on the cover of Shape 's June issue. What more can we say? [ Twitter ] :: British actor  Mark Lester  is claiming to be the biological father of  Michael Jackson 's children. Lester says he donated sperm to help Jackson conceive children and was made the Godfather of the children thereafter. No comment from the Jackson family (yet). [ NY Daily News ] ::  Ja Rule  has been released from prison, rejoice! The troubled rapper was sentenced [...]

The BRITNEY SPEARS works it as she goes to workout at the gym. I feel for her, if people took photos of me before and after a workout they would be like "laaawd have mercy this girl".

The BRITNEY SPEARS covers the latest issue of Shape magazine, and fuck I need to start my bikini body workout already. Although based on today's weather, doubt summer is anywhere near around the corner. Off to work I go, wondering if the SPEARS feels comfortable exposing herself like this.

The world of pop is always a better place when there's new music from Alison Moyet about to enter it. It arrives today in the UK (6 May) in the form of the minutes , which is scheduled to wash up on U.S. shores on June 11. Here are my not-so-random thoughts on the album's 11 tracks. "Horizon Flame" Ambient and futuristic, which are two words one might not have previously associated with Alison Moyet. A post-space age love song (not to be confused with "Yesterday's Flame," Track 1 on 2002's Hometime ), [...]

'Twas a controversial week in pop, but isn't it always? Will.i.am spilled the Britney beans and revealed that he'll be the executive producer of the living legend's upcoming 8th studio album, which inspired a wave of shock, horror and confusion. Meanwhile, the diva drama on the American Idol judges' panel once again eclipsed the actual talent show happening onstage, spilling out onto Twitter and getting rather ugly. When they weren't sparring on and off-camera, Nicki Minaj hopped on Carly Rae Jepsen 's [...]

Okay, real talk. When news broke earlier this week that will.i.am really, really is coming on board as the executive producer of Britney 's 8th studio album (working title: Blackout 2.0: It Gets Urbaner ), the reality of the situation left most, if not all of us, steaming like a pot full of vegetables. I, for one, was furious: After all, I've referred to him as a musical terrorist for the greater half of the past decade. He's cocky, his name is annoying, he's got a stupid haircut and [...]

Night Club are back with a new song, "Poisonous". The new track is part of the duo's forthcoming sophomore EP Love Casualty, following this year's self-titled EP. The new track sounds like a...

• Night Club - Poisonous (Free Download)

Did You Hear? ::  Kanye West and  Kim Kardashian  are donating their baby gifts to a children's hospital in Chicago, because, well let's be honest, the baby already has everything it will ever need. The celebrity couple has asked friends, family and fans to donate directly to the hospital, who reached out and thanked the couple for their support. [ NBC Chicago ] :: In other happy couple news,  Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows on their fifth anniversary Tuesday night (April 30). The power couple shut [...]

Our worst fears have finally been realized, and everything is a nightmare: will.i.cant really is executive producing Britney 's 8th studio album. According to Rolling Stone, the Producer of All Things Irritating, Stupid Hair Haver and all-around pop goblin confirmed the news at an event last night: "After I did a song on Femme Fatale – 'Big Fat Bass' – and then we did 'Scream & Shout,' she really liked the way we worked because of my [...]

BRITNEY IN THE STUDIO BRITNEY IN THE STUDIO BRITNEY IN THE STUDIO BRITNEY IN THE STUDIO BRITNEY IN THE STUDIO BRITNEY IN THE STUDIO. Yes, we already know Britney 's recording right now— but that doesn't make it any less thrilling. The Holy Spearit was photographed walking into Record Plant in Hollywood today — one of the studios where the Living Legend recorded songs for 20112s Femme Fatale and 20032s In The Zone. There, she will lay down flaw-free tracks for her upcoming eighth studio [...]

Sometimes it's better not to know how the valets park your car. If you read yesterday's post even cursorily, you knew full well when you glanced at today's song title that this was not going to be the Britney Spears version of this song, even if you didn't see "Fountains of Wayne" at first. First of all, this is Cover Friday, so you should have realized it would be a cover; second of all, you will never find any Britney Spears songs on Reselect, because hey, I've got my standards to uphold. [...]

• Fountains Of Wayne - ...Baby One More Time

Confermato i rumours che vedono la presenza di Wiz Khalifa nel nuovo album di Britney Spears Nei giorni scorsi era nata la voce della presenza di Wiz Khalifa nel nuovo album di Britney Spears . Ebbene, proprio lui ha confermato la sua partecipazione in una traccia dell'ottavo album della popstar . L'uscita pare prevista entro la fine del 2013. In una recente intervista a Whoo Kid per Whoolywood Shuffle ha rivelato che è proprio grazie al suo rapporto con will.i.am e con il produttore Jean Baptiste ad aver avuto un [...]

In case you're not already on Twitter and following Britney (and are therefore dead to me, get the fuck off of MuuMuse), you'll know The Holy Spearit will be blessing post-Disney pop princess/"Ashtrays & Heartbreaks" chanteuse Miley Cyrus , Nicole "Don't Hold Your Breath" Scherzinger and Pop Goblin will.i.cant with her presence in a special Google+ Hangout session to promote #willpower, the new record by the Destroyer Of All Things Artful And Beautiful. It's all going down in at 4:15 PM PST/7:15 PM EST tonight right here. [...]

So! Will.i.am 's new album comes out today . It's called #willpower (hashtag willpower!) and it features collaborations with big divas like  Britney Spears   (Regina George),  Miley Cyrus   (Gretchen Wieners)   and  Nicole Scherzinger  (Karen Smith), and a lot of bleeps and bloops and monosyllabic words because it's Will.i.am and that's his thing. And now, a plot twist: In pop's evil genius' greatest coup to date, Will has somehow managed to rope in all three of those collaborators for a Google Hangout this evening, where they'll be [...]

Britney Spears has recorded a new song, "Oh La La," that will play over the closing credits of  The Smurfs 2 , the upcoming sequel to last year's  Smurfs  movie, Reuters reports. Yes, she is doing children's music now. Very Nancy Ajram. Filed under: Beats , Keepin' It Reel , Yankee Panky Tagged: album , britney spears , new , single , track

Come accade negli ultimi tempi, è Twitter il luogo dove si anticipano molti dei rumors discografici delle stelle del pop con milioni di followers e Britney Spears non fa eccezione: dal suo account ufficiale @britneyspears la popstar ha annunciato la sua partecipazione alla colonna sonora del film The Smurfs 2 (in italiano I Puffi 2 ) per la quale ha registrato un brano inedito dal titolo Ooh La La : Remember that surprise song I recorded for my boys? It's coming soon! [...]

After literal months of screaming, shouting and letting it all out, today the gods smiled upon us, parted the clouds of our spirits, and let a little beam of hope shine through:  Britney Spears  has announced that she's recording a song for the soundtrack to the upcoming film  The Smurfs 2  ("an illustrious cinematic masterpiece," critics will probably say upon its release), a song called — wait for it! — "Ooh La La." Ooh la la, indeed. According to a tweet from Spears herself (read: her social media manager), "Ooh La La" is the song referenced several few [...]

SIT THE SMURF DOWN AND SHUT THE SMURF UP. Back in January, The Living Legend, Sensual Seductress and Enchanting Mistress Miss Britney Spears tweeted about recording a song "for her boys" and sent the entire Church of Godney in a tizzy. (Presumably, she meant Sean Preston and Jayden James , and not her gay boys. ) Today, she provided a follow-up to that thought: She's smurfed a smurf for the soundtrack of Smurfs 2 , called "Ooh La La." [...]

will.i.cannot 's album, #willpower , is out today. (Well, not like out out, but "now streaming on YouTube" out, because even his record label knows that nobody's going to shell out their hard-earned coin on that mess.) If you haven't already noticed the dryness in your throat, we've become some parched-ass Britney stans beggin' for a taste of new anything (and also to If U Seek Amy.) Y'all are thirsty, and so am I. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'd stan out for 15 seconds of raw demo vocals for "My [...]