Artist: Canoodle

Oh Alice, bb... Who is he? Who is that dead rat? He truly has the world at his rat finger tips... The soft feeling of ur panty hose leggings against his rat fur panties ur hoodie still on... This is Level 1 Canoodling... Tier 1 Buzz relationship status Who is that alt rat? Is he dead? Does he support ur career? Is he front row at all of ur shows, like a stage BF? What I wouldn't give to be a dead [...]

Demi Moore was married to Ashton Kutcher until Kutcher decided to bang 'actual young pussie' instead of a cosmetically preserved cougar. Before Demi was with Ashton, she was with Bruce Willis, best known from the film "Dying Hard with Vengeances" where they created a few spawn children who were destined to be famous for simply being the children of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Along with her sister Rumer Willis, Tallulah is getting MAD COVERAGE for her new boyfriend: Lucas Vercetti , the white guy in Odd Future . This is a HUGE moment for Lucas [...]

Whaddup guys! Lucas in the house! Any by IN THE HOUSE, I mean that I'm KILLING IT at COACHELLA with the Odd Future crew. Check me out, with my girl, KILLING IT. Sidestage, checking out some SICK bands. I hope the guys get to collab with them soon. Hell, I hope I get to collab with any one other than the members of Odd Future . They are sorta turning into HUGE dicks, like reverse racism vibes. Not gonna lie, the ride from Los Angeles to Indio, CA wasn't exactly a fun [...]

Lana Del Rey is famous for having a rich daddy who sells internet domains. But what if I told you that she has a new daddy...? Guns N Roses lead singer Axl Rose. There is a 25 year age difference between Lana Del Rey and the old rocker dude. U gotta give him props for stealing her away from not just Marilyn Manson , but also that random dude from Scotland . 'The Media' is eager to write any blog post about Lana Del Rey being spotted with a random man. [...]

Joel Zimmerman is deadmau5 , known as one of the hottest hunks in the entire EDM game. Although he often wears a mouse mask, he usually takes off the mask and shows off his beautiful face. But we're not the only ones finding him beautiful these days. As you can see, he was spotted SITTING SIDE BY SIDE with Fox's New Girl , Zooey Deschanel . The EDM pioneer has got to be living in 500 days of Zooey if he played his cards right. We recently say Zooey Deschanel in her new [...]

Xavier DeRosnay is the lead singer of Justice (aka Jousteece ). His band Justice is known for their bloghouse banger hits, but then they took too much time off, released a prog rock record, and by that time EDM had taken off without them and Skrillex basically stole all of their fans. ANYWAYS, some1 threw Justice a bone because they still wear black leather and have a cross and let them play Ultra. This means that they got to brooodle with relevant alt and mainstream celebs. U have 2 [...]

Lana BB! Say it ain't so! Ur canoodling with the PRINCE OF DARKNESS Marilyn Manson! He's evil, bb! He actually reminds me of my exBF. He was all into being GOTH and DEATH and one time he almost KILLED ME with a satanic ritual! I'm NOT gonna let that happen to my Lana! One time I actually went to prison for a short time because he killed all the cats in our apartment complex to use in a ritual to try to talk to dead people. He was WEIRD, but I had a 1 year lease signed with [...]

Jospeh Kony is a brand new i nternet viral sensation who has all of the blogs buzzing. No1 knew who he was, so some white dude who has a perfect life so he uses his excess energy to worry abt Third World issues was all like "I am going to make him go viral bc I own a nonprofit internet buzz company." It worked, and #KONY was #trending harder than any #hashtag that I have seen in hours. Now it seems like Joseph Kony is 'on the run', or he is actually just trying to raise his [...]

Andrew VanWyngarden is considered to be one of the hottest indie hunks in the entire game. Despite a lackluster album in Congratulations , he is still vying with Ezra Koenig to be considered the Hottest Hunk in Indie. It seems like Andrew VanByoGarden is officially 'off the market', rumored to be dating his new girlfriend Camille Rowe . From what researchers have pieced together on the internet, Camille Rowe is a model, actress, free spirt, and it girl. VanWyngarden was previously seen canoodling with Disney Tween Star Vanessa Hudgens . [...]

Lana BB! Ur out and abt with ur Hottie McHotHot BF, Barrie James O'Neill! It must be nice to be Lana Del Rey 's boyfriend. You have the most coveted mainstream diva in the game in ur arms. She must have some sort of Lord of the Rings fantasy, or vibe out to some Braveheart-style roleplaying. To each her own... Sigh.... PREVIOUSLY: MEET LANA DEL REY'S MYSTERIOUS BOYFRIEND, BARRIE JAMES O'NEILL Yall DEFANATELY are NOT playing VhheheeehdeeeoohooyooGHHaaYMME ESSSAAAHH tonight! Instead, ur out on a date to WHERE EVER LDR wants to [...]

Link: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/s howbiz/celebrity-news/2012/02/ 11/lana-del-rey-dating-lead-si nger-of-scottish-band-kassidy- 86908-23743924/ The GOSSIP RAGS have been going GAGA for #LDR, wanting to know EVERYTHING about her personal life. I'm sure that's way more chill than tons of random pretentious indie blogs doing every thing that they can to discredit your artistic intentions and personal aspirations. At least she 'won' the war against indie critics by selling mad albums. Barrie James O'Neill of Scots rockers Kassidy is dating Lana Del Rey . The pair finally confirmed they are a [...]

Zooey BB! Who is the mystery man? I LOVE LOVE LOVE Lou Alcindor! I used to watch him play hoopball ALL the time! But then my dad would tell me that I should GET OUT OF THE WAY while he was watching the game and GET A JOB. Ugh. I hate sports because they remind me of how my dad loved sports more than he loved me. :-( #sadbuttrue I love watching u on FOX network EVERY week. I wanna get my hair cut like u zoZo! I'm gonna take a pic of u into [...]

Ariel Pink is widely regarded as the leader of the modern lofi movement, inspiring tons of crappy bedroom musicians around the world to believe that one day they will become a famous indie star even though they don't have any real musical talents. Recently, Ariel Pink has some photoshoot with Terry Richardson , and they decided to use some hot ass big-tittied models. I have really bad depth perception, so I can't tell if they are real or not, but Ariel looks happy, with some nice, big ta-tas pressed all up in his face. U have [...]

Just this weekend, Zooey Deschanel tweeted this picture of another woman holding her. For the first time in what seems like forever, I feel like I'm looking at a picture of Zooey where she looks like she is at peace, comforted by the embrace of another human. I don't mean 2 fuel 'zooey deschanel lesbian rumors', but I rlly just want her 2 be happy. I don't believe in 'gender' or any sort of assigned sexuality [via societal standards]. I want Ben to be happy too... One day, Ben and Zooey will both find happiness, even if it [...]

Link: http://www.businessinsider.com /inside-the-portlandia-premier e-with-the-snl-cast-2012-1# Portlandia had a 'massive premiere party' because it is the most-watched show ever on IFC, so Fred Armisen has basically turned into 'the Jerry Seinfeld [via NBC]' of IFC. Anyways, there were basically just a bunch of 'alt comedians and comediennes who were trying to go mainstream there' aka 'SNL castmembers.' The only real indie highlight was a picture of indie harpist songstress Joanna Newsom 'canoodling' with her Jewish SNL funnyman BF Andy Samberg. I sorta wish I could know more [...]

Recently, Lana Del Rey was spotted canoodling with relevant AltJew DJ A-TRAK [ link ]. She is truly becoming a top tier alt socialite, and we will see no shortage of pictures of her canoodling with other relevant alt celebs so that blogs can post it and be all like '2 brilliant minds and talents are meeting.' Can't wait 4 festival season! <3 <3 <3 Now, it seems like she has moved on to a new DJ (and writer/poet) Tao Lin . As you may remember, Tao Lin made his [...]

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesi x/different_stroke_for_wiig_Ng L8NjzDHVrwnW7gg9oRVP#ixzz1fsA8 d7sA Kristen Wiig is known as 'the new Tina Few' because Bridesmaids was funnier than 'Mean Girls ', even though Kristen Wiig just plays the same one-trick-pony-wave characters on SNL. Anyways, for some reason, she has been branded as a 'hot cougar / MILF' even though she doesn't have any kids and u have no idea how old she is. Now she is 'dating a rock star' or something, that drummer dude from the Strokes. Anyways, they were legitimately 'canoodling' at a lamestream cool dad Black Keys [...]

Avril BB! U an ur hubby look like u BELONG 2GETHER. Ur both totally punk hipsters! I need to add a little bit of pizzazz to my outfits to be more hipstery! They seem to be ALL THE RAGE. I wanna get ur pants, Avril BB! They look like a TOTALLY FUNKY american flag. Hehe. U have an AMAZING BOD and an AMAZING LOOK. I wanna be U! My exBF honestly never went shopping with me. He'd just stay at home and work on his rap career, but then he downloaded a bunch of [...]

Link: https://twitter.com/#!/atrak/s tatus/141365532879360000 Lana Del Rey is 'fresh meat' on the indie scene, which means that she hasn't been tainted by years on the road like many other relevant alt females. Every1 wants a piece of her. Boys, girls, agents, managers, some guy who just opened a club, some people with blogs that want to interview her. There is simply not enough Lana to go around... Which is why we are SO happy 4 her because she was spotted canoodling with relevant AltJew DJ A-TRAK. It [...]

Link: http://www.gorillavsbear.net/2 011/11/07/polaroids-fun-fun-fu n-fest-2011/black-lips-vivian- girls/ Kickball Katy is known as one the QTest BBs in the entire indiesphere. Jared Swilley is known as 'one of the bad boys of indie.' What happens when they get together and pose 4 a Gorilla Vs. Bear polaroid? The are TOTES canoodling, but most importantly, they both LOOK REAL GOOD, BBs. This is great news, especially after the death of Zooey Deschanel and Benjamin Gibbard . We need more of the [...]