
Link: https://twitter.com/#!/ChrisCr ocker/status/15847585398929408 0 In case yall don't remember, Chris Crocker is the dude who 'went viral' for recording that Leave Britney Alone video. Since his microfame, he has fallen upon hard times, and is now recording crappy songs and selling them to people who still think he is famous/important/inspiring, which is what a lot of 'fallen gays' do to continue to milk their online tribe. </embed> He also still tweets things. Anyways, Chris Crocker has outed himself as a member of #TEAMLDR. This might be the support that Lana Del [...]
Cette semaine, nous partons faire l'éloge de la troupe d'un artiste à barbe. Non nous ne parlerons pas des ZZ Top ou d'un best of de Georges Moustaki. Les habitués de cette chronique se doutent bien qu'il s'agit d'une barbe bien suisse , suisse -allemande, même. Une barbe qui trône bien en évidence sur un album sorti ce vendredi 13 janvier, celle d' Elia Rediger , chanteur du groupe bâlois The Bianca Story . Sans sa barbe, comme dirait Corbier, The Bianca Story ne serait pas un groupe moins intéressant. Mais la pochette [...]

Chris Crocker : Britney enthusiast. Spiritual guru. Hair flipper . Ever since that video which first catapulted the Tennessee-bred boy wonder to e-superstardom back in 2007, Crocker has been kicking around a slew of self-released electro-pop ditties-from 20082s "Mind in the Gutter" to his 2011 debut EP, The First Bite ( the title track of which climbed to an impressive #12 on the iTunes Dance chart.) Late Thursday night, the OG YouTube sensation premiered his newest single: "Second To None," a Taio Cruz -lite, filth-ridden [...]
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artwork for the CHRIS CROCKER 's latest THE FIRST BITE EP is not a jpeg of his penis. wotyougot

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internet he-sensation the CHRIS CROCKER has a new single out this month, the I WANT YOUR BITE . the track does not feature on any vampire related soundtracks #justsayin wotyougot
the CHRIS CROCKER has just previewed 30 sex of his new I WANT YOUR BITE mp3 and we like wot we hear, she almost reminds us of the MADONNA's HUNG UP. wotyougot
youtube he-sensation the CHRIS CROCKER has unleashed his debut single and she sounds just like one the BRITNEY would do. we may be a lil drunk still, butt we semi-kinda-<3333 the FREAK OF NATURE mp3. wotyougot
I couldn't have said it any better. Thank you, Chris Crocker .

As much of a twat Perez Hilton is, he puts together a rad tour. Yes, I just said rad. Rad is common slang of the 80s, and last night made me feel like I'd jumped back into the 80s, with the tweaky intros Perez put together and the synth-heavy music all night. Well, Semi-Precious Weapons weren't synth-heavy, based on lead singer Justin Tranter 's outfits, one could see why I felt like I was in 1986. I hadn't heard much of them before last night, and I was pleasantly surprised how [...]
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In case you were wondering how radio stations in America are dealing with the naughtily incoherent conundrum posed by Britney Spears ' new single "If You Seek Amy," you need look no further than New York pop-radio powerhouse Z100 , which has changed the song's title to "If You See Amy" and employed a bit of very obvious looping in order to achieve the effect... of having the song's chorus only spell out "F-U-C-M-E." It's not as witty as the clock in the "Womanizer" video being set to 4:20, but really, what can be? [...]

Do you think it should be his next single?
Ancora notizie fresche sull' Eurofestival . Partiamo subito con l'Irlanda. S'era sparsa la voce di un cantante americano transessuale, Chris Croker , come rappresentante della repubblica del Trifoglio. In rete non c'erano riscontri ed anche noi l'avevamo data con grande beneficio d'inventario. Ora anche la tv irlandese ha chiarito che i criteri di selezione devono ancora essere decisi. Niente Chris Crocker, dunque: è probabile che la sua canzone sia stata spedita alla tv irlandese ma di solito la decisione di quest'ultima prescinde dai brani inviati: i Dervish nel 2007 e Dustin The Turkey quest'anno furono "designati" e [...]
Mentre si aspetta ancora di sapere cosa faranno alcuni paesi in dubbio (la Polonia dovrebbe decidere in questi giorni), la macchina dell' Eurofestival 2009 continua a viaggiare. La Turchia ha designato il proprio rappresentante sul palco di Mosca. Si tratta di una cantante 23enne di nome Hadise , molto famosa in Belgio per aver partecipato all'edizione belga di Pop Idol nel 2003 e poi per aver unito la carriera di cantautrice a quella di presentatrice alla tv turca. Proprio il Belgio l'ha premiata quattro volte negli ultimi [...]

Chris Crocker - Mind In The Gutter (mp3)
You might be thinking, "WTF?, why is Willis posting Chris Crocker's music?" Well, unfortunately Chris Crocker now is trying to persue a music career. Here he is with his first single, "Mind In The Gutter" . I absolutely hate this guy but DAMN, this song is hot. I cannot stop constantly listen to it. This song should belong to Britney Spears.

Chris Crocker just cranked his Britney fixation up to 11. Had to happen y'all. YouSendIt (Full Track) zShare (Full Track) Bookmark: del.icio.us Digg Facebook Google Bookmarks Reddit [...]

Last night was the Sidekick party. Steve and AM were DJing, Mark and Rony both did photos. An Kanye west performed (a really dope set). Lost in the scuffle was Katy Perry and BFF Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker. This picture is just so EPIC. Chris Crocker , Katy Perry , wtf