Artist: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich

Well, you can't say I didn't warn you. Suitably horrified yet? You know how at Christmas time the kiddie rides come out in town centres up and down the country? Festive wintry fun for the youngsters, and there's nothing wrong with that. I will always love the ride I saw a few years ago that was simply a bunch of plastic horses on a track. The enterprising ride-owner had stuck red noses and reindoor horns on each horse, and had instantly converted an off-season bargain into a top money spinner. I first [...]

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