
by Dave the Spazz "Don't ever let them operate on your back. That's how we lost Jeff Chandler." --Don Van Vliet 1 Today's Hanukkah's Jew answers to the name of 1950s movie star Jeff Chandler. My Aunt Penny used to swear that Chandler was her cousin from the old neighborhood; however, his absence from any and all family functions caused some concern at the time that Aunt Penny might be full of shit. Claiming familial ties to Jeff Chandler was just schlubby enough to be true so I believed her. Aunt Penny's son David [...]