Jessica Simpson reportedly burst into tears watching Ashlee Simpson in Chicago. A lot of people felt like that, forced to watch her bounding around the stage in hotpants and stockings while trilling songs. Some other people didn't cry, because their burning eyeballs evaporated the tears as they formed. music ashlee simpson jessica simpson chicago
There's nothing unusual about a Texan priest having a pop at painted Jezebels, but what is strange is that Bizarre Online has taken space in this morning's computer edition to report the views of Reverend Bob Harrington on Jessica Simpson and her sister, little Jessica Simpson: “Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness. “Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing.†“Their breasts will sag and [...]
Beyoncé - Deja Vu Feat. Jay Z So let's put aside all that negative buzz about this being an obvious attempt to create a sequel to 'Crazy In Love'. It is, and Rodney Jerkins is no Rich Harrison. The horns, the bass line, the lyrics...the evidence is all there. But what if I judge it based on the addictiveness of the melodies alone? Terrific. I was hooked right from the first listen. It's shiny

Now, let's just sort this out if we can... Jessica Simpson's headline-cluttering relationship with John Mayer (the American James Blunt) seems to have lasted only as long the press release took to read, presumably to allow Jessica to adopt her lucrative new character as "unlucky in love": "I think I'm too hard to be in love with. It ends up on the cover of every magazine. I scare people away. I'm a lot to take on." "I wish I was in love, I need to be in love." "I regret [...]
Resumes and snapshots, Photoshop and caffeine: welcome to my life. I'm holed up in an alternately muggy and freezing basement with little to do other than to search for jobs (to try and come up with creative ways to point out how creative I am). Anyway, I'm taking a 10 minute break to drop a few more songs with little fanfare. Hopefully someone'll contact me soon with the job of my dreams and I will be able to update semi-frequently again. Until then, enjoy the new music. Cheers. Dr. Dog [...]
Jessica Simpson is unable to sing right now, but she's found her voice nevertheless: unlike her sister, who can't recall if she's had surgery or not, Jessica admits she has : "I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But ... it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!" Well, that's a hard won lesson, then. We're wondering how Simpson thought having lips suddenly three times the size of what they were was going [...]
What a loss to the world of arts and entertainment and potential perfume and designer jean sales: Jessica Simpson has lost her voice . Publicist Rod Shuter broke the bad news: "She's been ordered to rest... She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing." So far, no change from normal, then. [Jessica has] "a strain, a bruise on her vocal cord. She's trying," he said. "Everybody is hoping and keeping their fingers crossed." [...]

Karl Lagerfeld, the trouser-making man, has issued a critique of Pete Doherty. Or, at least, made some words in that general direction : "Gone. His music, the look, is over now. There's nothing to think about it. It is too late." Now, we know that Pete has his problems, but that's not even a coherent collection of random words. Still, at least he used words. Talking about Jessica Simpson, he came up with noises: "Ecch, I'm not that impressed." He had [...]
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I'm not sure this is suitable at breakfast time, but it's unavoidable: Ashlee Simpson has been comparing her breasts with Jessica's : "I love my boobs. My sister Jessica always grew up having a larger chest. "Men love it and stare at it, but she needs to wear two sports bras to even play volleyball. "My point is that whether you have big boobs or small boobs, there are always pros and cons." One of the main positives, of course, is if you're the sister with the [...]

Fame is such a fickle creature. It's trappings include paparazzi, award shows, and getting songs named after you. Some folks even get songs named after their characters . Here are few I had in my head, but I'm sure there are loads of others. Leave a comment and let me know of some good ones I missed..... ::: Gorillaz - Bill Murray ::: Adam Green - Jessica Simpson ::: Kings of New England - [...]

There's quite a precedent in music writing to use a girl as a subject. Even more so, it seems like artists use said girl's name as the song title. Here are a couple that came to mind, all of which begin with the letter "J". Got any more? ::: The White Stripes - Jolene (Dolly Parton cover) ::: The Mountain Goats - Jenny ::: The Fakrays - Johanna ::: Stellastarr* - Jenny [...]
We can picture the scene - Jessica Simpson telling her Daddy she wanted one of those things, you know, that Angelina Jolie's got. Collagen lips? No A little credibility? Brad Pitt? Hmm... maybe, but no... Ah... a picturesque adopted child That's the thing. Are you sure, Jessica? A constant, whining presence who's dependent on you and you alone for everything? I was [...]
Oh, bless his little socks; Nick Lachey must have no shame whatsoever. As if pretending to be in love with Jessica Simpson to make a living wasn't bad enough, he's now admitted his career is so screwed that he needs his ex-wife to support him : Lachey, 32, also asked for "miscellaneous jewellery and other personal effects", his earnings and accumulations from and after the date of separation and other assets yet to be determined. Yeah, you keep the jewellery, young man. You've earned that. music [...]
We would take the rise more from Jessica Simpson for managing to launch a range of cosmetics called Love Potions without checking that the obvious-as-hell name hadn't already been used. It had, but we can't really hold Simpson too responsible - we doubt if she even realised she had a line of cosmetics. Whatever, Mara Fox, who has been using the name since 1989, has pulled her into court . music jessica simpson