
Well, my mom is ecstatic. The Los Angeles Lakers have won their second NBA title in as many years. My mom is a HUGE Lakers fan, but you'd never know it. She doesn't have any Laker jerseys, no posters, no license plate frames, no bags, no nuthin'... yet she can rattle off Bryant's stats like Brent Musburger on acid. Before the finals started, I actually sat at the dinner table and listened to my mom explain how the Lakers are going to win. At first I laughed, but then she looked me dead [...]

The scene: Winter. If you are like me, your city/town/village was just blasted with a foot of snow from Jack Frost's angry bag of tricks. You are only mildy suicidal, so you don't intend to go outside to brave the frigid cold and icy roads until perils of cabin fever threaten your sanity. The only solution is to entertain yourself in the manner that our ancesters have done so for centuries: television. And what socially acceptable programming is the better to watch on that crisp, 183 LD TV than organized sporting events? Football. [...]
There is a god! Now lets see if Texas can ever become a swing state. Hah. It is a real exciting time to be an american at my age right now and hopefully this country can get back on the track to where it was meant to be. So here is some celebratory jams for [...]

Need to train for the comeback fight of your life? Trying to recuperate from a debilitating accident? Want some added motivation for getting out of bed and into the shower in the morning? Well look no further than Triumph!: A podcast , our seventh, which we hope you'll find as inspiring as the Frank Stallone lyrics contained within. As with all of our podcasts, you can download the songs ala carte until they expire... Need to train for the comeback fight of your life? Trying [...]

For the three of you out there that care about this kind of stuff, here's a look at some of the meta minutiae that occupied our 2007. We won't be offended if this crap bores you to tears. If it doesn't however, please give this a read, and email us the highlights. Despite our best intentions to serve the internet public at large via our hi-larious and irreverent... For the three of you out there that care about this kind of stuff, here's a look [...]