Prior to last night's NBA game between the New York Knicks and Miami Heat, the TNT crew were surprised when Tracy Morgan just sorta sprang up out of thin air with a mic in hand. Charles Barkely and Kenny Smith had an internal debate; Sarah Palin or Tina Fey? Looking to Tracy for an answer, on live TV, he gave the rest-assured correct response. This morning, TNT apologized for airing Morgan's words, but that won't stop you from hearing them.

Picked up this Kenny Smith album on my last visit to San Diego. Turns out this is some rare Heavy Gospel Funk. If my Church was like this I'd be there more often! Wait we do have a church like this, Its called Sweater Funk! KENNY SMITH - TRUST IN HIM 1983
We've looked at it in pieces but now we bring it all together and recap last night's Nick Moss All-Star Jam...
Somewhere between a lack of judgment and media sensationalism lies the Gilbert Arenas saga . Gil is currently awaiting a late March sentencing date where he could receive upwards of six months in prison. Charles , Kenny and Ernie recently spoke about the entire situation during a recent Inside The NBA telecast. Regardless whether you tend to agree with them or not, clips like this make these make it one of the premiere sports shows in rotation. Chuck reflects the sentiments that Gil's mistake doesn't warrant him losing the remainder of his contract (somewhere near $90M). [...]
So, the guy who created the effed up clip about Cleveland , his name is Mike Polk. And after last night's game, they showed his video promo for TNT's "Inside The NBA." Greatness. "Watch The Closer with Keira Sedgwick" *dead* Props to El Rosado for the dime. Previously Posted - "Welcome To Cleveland"
Embedded video from CNN Video Charles Barkley said on TNT's Inside the NBA Wednesday night that the only things a woman could beat him at are cooking and cleaning. Thus, he was challenged by one of the set's camerawomen to a push-up contest. Hilarity. I don't know if he actually loses, as Kenny tries to disqualify a portion of his count. Yeah, in 7th grade PE, Mr. George wouldn't count those shits if your ass elevated higher than your head and it looks like Chuck is doing a variant version [...]

It'd be like this, courtesy of TSS. You know it's a shame that Kenny never made it to the all star game...
"Not gonna be a good one. I can feel it. I feel weak. I feel weakened. Ohhh, Daddy needs his vitamin water." -- Tom, drinking the $2 Kool-Aid "I'm not interested in transvestite midgets who want to, you know, sleep with lesbian washing machines. You know, I'm not interested in that." -- Spike, rejecting daytime talk shows "It was like Barfly . Barfly with pens." -- Tom on the depressing Artist Alley at the NY Comic Convention "Oh, he's [...]
"What one man can do, another can do! What one man can do, another can do! What one man can do, another can do!" -- Tom, trying not to lose his edge "It pains me to see them fight." -- Tom, enduring the ongoing feud between his beloved icons, Mr. Trump and Rosie "It feels like I'm being put through a stress test. I wasn't enjoying myself." -- Tom on Fox's too-much-actioner, 24 "You don't know!" -- Tom, shattering the myth of sports prognosticators [...]