Alestorm Back Through Time Napalm Records 03 June 2011 by Tom Dare Pirate metallers Alestorm stand accused not of piracy on the high seas, but of being insufferably shite. However, innocent until proven guilty and all that. So, by the power invested in me by my keyboard, I present to you the latest evidence: Back [...]
I meant to write a thing about "daggering" a while back, but then I got a text or something. For the uninitiated, daggering is a style of dancing which involves fully-clothed people getting as close to having sex as possible. Often violent, genital-slamming sex. I'm not exaggerating - people have snapped their cocks . It looks like tremendous fun, if that's your cup of fuck. Anyway, Major Lazer - a collaboration between Diplo and Switch - have incorporated daggering into their new video "Pon De Floor", alongside art direction that appears to take inspiration from [...]
Lazy Town is a show on Nickelodeon's Nick Jr. that is supposed to teach pre-school age children not to be lazy. Lil' Jon is a rapper slash producer in the "crunk" genre who is supposed to teach pre-school age children about vaginas and getting drunk. NSFW.
Hee-larious. The question is what potential pedophile saw the kids clip & thought "Hmm...throw in a clip Lil' Jon telling the child to 'break it down bitch!' and it'll be a viral hit?"
Everyone here knows that I have a great sense of humor...or I try. This morning, I caught this clip of Lil Jon and Icelandic kids' show "LazyTown" after it blew through the...

Well since Ive been tied up on other items, it seems Tart has kept everyone entertained. I decided before I read any of her posts I should probably lay down some stuff so she doesn't yell or throw old discarded fruit at me. So I have been thinking, I need something good to write, hmmm as I am no freelance journalist, and spell check keeps me looking good what can I do as part of the "team". So I got it... CONFESSIONS DAY - so kids it's time [...]

Today in Music History: In 2005, Coldplay's new album was illegally put on the internet a week before its release. The leak took place on the day copies were sent to UK radio stations and the day before it went on sale in Japan. Any CDs that were sent out to journalists were labelled with a false name - The Fir Trees - to throw would-be pirates off the scent. Shiver me timbers, I nearly forgot about the upcoming Buccaneer Days in Esquimalt. Good [...]
OMG!! Today is the greatest day in the history of THE WORLD! And what better way to celebrate TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY than with a bunch of songs about pirates, including the best one ever courtesy of LazyTown ! LazyTown - You're A Pirate Barbez - Pirate Jenny Art Bears - Pirate Song Burial - Pirates Running Wild - Under Jolly Roger [...]