There's been an attempt in LA to introduce some sort of law to curb the excesses of the paparazzi - clearly, the city is worried that if it becomes impossible for anyone who has ever had a guest slot on Lost to walk down the streets without having their arse photographed from sixteen angles, the celebrities might take their lovely money somewhere else to live. However, the local police - seemingly keen to live up to their doughnut-eating, crime-missing stereotype - aren't that keen on having more work to do and so are suggesting that, oddly, [...]
So I just texted Katy "Hey how was the view?" She responds "Whoopi rushed the stage and kissed me on the lips" I simultaneously think and say out loud " LOL WUT?! " Video proof below: Interracial lesbian loving on the view means ratings get a spike! Whoopi knew what she was doing. That shit's called job security. Tags: Katy-Perry , lesbian , loving , whoopi goldberg [...]

Das Llamas ::: Final Set at 9:45 Friday at the Cha Cha ::: photo by abbey Not that it's a completely unusual feeling, this Friday can't come fast enough for me. But it's not the work week or deadlines that has me dreaming of the weekend, but the packed and promising line up for this years Capitol Hill Block Party. Here are my recommendations and the schedule I will be following on Friday: Black Eyes and Neck Ties opening my CHBP ::: 4pm at Neumo's ::: photo [...]
Pretty decent week coming up now that the rain has cleared (people treat rain in LA like snow-- they freak out). The Black Dahlia Murder , 3 Inches of Blood , Hate Eternal , and Decrepit Birth will be at Key Club tonight, but the deal is sweeter than it was in NYC with the addition of Seattle's Lesbian , who come highly recommended, to the bill. Aaaaaaaand, since one night with Lesbian is not enough for me, come give me a high five at Relax Bar Saturday evening while we bang [...]

DOWNLOAD: Lesbian - Black Forest Hamm (MP3) Most of the SXSW schedule is up. HearYa blog compiled every sample MP3 on one page .
Look, it's not us that's obsessed with the sexuality of the second-string of pop performer: it's you. And them. Anyway, the singer who launched a thousand Google searches ending in "gay?", KT Tunstall, thinks she knows why so many people seem convinced she's gay . Is it because she lives with a woman called Yvette and runs the Dykes on Bikes club for all of Scotland? No. Is it because she, you know, looks a little like one? Nope. Is it because they confuse her [...]
It's probably a mark of our cynicism, but when we hear that Dannii Minogue has been filmed having a bit of a girl-on-girl fiddle at a London nightclub, rather than feeling turned on, we wonder if we should check Amazon to see the exact release schedule to see when her single is coming out. Another astonished punter told us: "Dannii was having the time of her life and didn't care who saw. She wasn't in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor. "I can't believe how [...]