
After EJECT! and Jack Herror posted the top 10 producers and tracks of 2009 I decided to tackle the third and final top 10 list: The Top 10 Biggest Hypes of 2009! There were a lot of hypes in 2009, some annoying, some hard to resist, some deserved, some not and so on. I'll try explaining as good as possible why I picked these tracks/artists/genres as the biggest hypes of 2009, but I'm absolutely sure, the position and even the fact if they were a hype or not, are discussable. So, please don't hold back in the comments! [...]

Everyone have a decent Xmas? Time to rest after stuffing your faces and nursing those hangovers. Thought I'd drop some tunes by Monkey , from the Chrome Kids family. These tracks are of a much deeper vibe, but I have a feeling some of you might be down for that, so here you go. Make sure to head over to Chrome Kids Blog and show some support. Monkey - Never New [...]
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Genre : Tech-house Tracklist: 01 Somewhere Behind The Congos House 02 Whats Your Name Boy 03 Alabama download

Parker returns in full festive mode, taking on Bing Crosby 's version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and flipping it Drum & Bass style to turn your Christmas party into a proper seasonal rave up. Now all you need is someone to season the mulled wine with some extra spices and Black Friday won't seem quite so darkside. Download: Parker V Bing - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer / alt link [...]

Play the Record Again - AC Slater Not what you usually expect from Slater, definitely like the direction he took with this one. Talkin' In My Sleep - The Bloody Beetroots Fresh from their new EP, Christmas Vendetta... Spares of Romborama ( iTunes ) [...]

That's it. Pelski made me realize, that we can all pack our neat little vinyl collections back in our bags, uninstall Scratch Live, sell our turntables, and buy guitars. It doesn't get any better than this. Seriously, can a mashup/remix of TC's Where's My Money and The Jungle Book be anything but amazing? I don't think so. Give Parker some love, he deserves an internet high five. - Parker - Where's My Monkey? Graphic high five: Justin Blyth

It's been a couple of weeks since Pelski layed down some dubstep...so here goes: First, we have skittery beats and dark, ominous bass pervading a superb piece of dubstep from London newcomer Monkey. A strained diva vocal faintly echoes amidst antsy 2-step - I'm addicted to this track and thanks go to our hommies over at Chrome Kids - the best grime/dubstep blog - for sending this one over a couple of weeks back. Monkey - Never Knew [pelski highly recommends] Next up [...]

The movie is slated for a May 2010 release and the anticipation is building up, but what is left to tell of the story is still up for debate. She got married and all, so what's next? The poster is stellar though and Sarah Jessica Parker looks unlike Sarah Jessica Parker, so that's good. Posted in Keepin' It Reel, Yankee Panky Tagged: 2, and, city, film, jessica, movie, parker, pics, pictures, poster, sarah, sex, the

Simply brilliant. PARKER - WHERE'S MY MONKEY?

The temptation to hibernate at winter is pretty strong but we're fighting the urge to spend our time indoors in the warmth, as that can soon get pretty gloomy when the lack of sun and social interaction kicks in alongside the Christmas shopping list. It's a good thing I did venture outside to scour the streets of Bristol for presents or I would never have bumped into local tune pusher DJ Lekan and I would never have been able to share these new tunes he just hit me up with. Both from [...]

Just a glide along a ride a long time naw... Up until recently I had never heard the term slugabed. Although I had heard napster. and um... lazy fucker. And then shortly thereafter I heard slugabed ( myspace ), so i had to conclude it must be some cosmic serendipitous sign, a call to duty maybe. So here is slugabed with one of the mostest chopped rocked lo fi commodore 64 coolerest wonky remixes of any ODB song I've ever heard. Big ups and I'll be on the watch for this kid... Fingerbanger 1 [...]
Just stumbled upon a video based on Caspa's dubstep remix of TC's Where's My Money, re-worked by DJ Parker - just see for yourselves, it's funny as hell. Parker - Where's My Monkey?
By know you should all be getting your kneck snap on to Moneyshot 's remix of Where's My Money , well not to be outdone by his long time partner in crime, Parker has also done this genius bootleg of said track mixed up with the Jungle Book classic King Of the Swingers , time to go bananas people! Download: Parker - Where's My Monkey? / alt link

After a summer of hard work, the payoff is here: Flawless Hustle proudly presents Money Isn't Real , our first compilation. If there's one topic that's a constant in Hip-Hop is money. Whether heads are making it, spending it or stealing it, the scene (and our world) is obsessed with money. Hell, one of the reasons people hustle is to get loot, so we ourselves know the power of a dollar, which got us thinking: what the fuck is money, really? It's an interesting concept, and was a great jumping off point for this debut project, so [...]

Everyone knows JB, the godfather of soul, and possibly one of the greatest live acts ever. One of my favourite songs has now been 'regrooved' by Parker , and its sick. Make sure to grab this, its perfect for chilling, leaving almost all the vocals in tact with a nice skanky beat making you break out into some amateur James Brown impressions. Don't lie, we all know you can't sing for shit! I've thrown in one of Stagga's latest beats aswell just in case this isn't your bag of chips. Peace. [...]

Our boy Parker has come up with some fine funkdafied goodies in the past, generally a tad too traditional for these pages but dope nonetheless. However when it comes to his interpretation of the Godfather of Funk himself he's gone rather Dubstep on us, albeit from a classic live stance in keeping with his general style. The track is part of a wider collection of James Brown 'regrooves' by Bristol based club night come label Goodgroove Records [...]
When it comes to Hip-Hop I'm no expert. But I know what I like. I want upbeat tunes, a retro vibe, more than just a vocal hook to keep me interested and a bit of bounce. I like the electro-tinged beats of the Wiseguys, the jazzy and scratchy style of A Tribe Called Quest, the hip hop mash-ups of The Rub, the in-your-face politics of Public Enemy and the chipper old school sound of DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince. I like it old school and I like it sunny. Kidda - AKA Ste McGregor - is [...]