Oh hi, guys. I didn't hear you come in. Thanks for stopping by. So…I drank a lot last night. Like, A LOT a lot. And oh boy did I ever make an ass out of myself. It's almost as if when I drink now I convince myself that I'm creating a social performance art piece [...]

" Title in Limbo is an album by The Residents in collaboration with Renaldo and the Loaf, released in 1983 on Ralph Records. Guest performers include Snakefinger (guitar and violin), and vocalist Nessie Lessons. The album was originally recorded during four days in 1981, when Renaldo and The Loaf were on vacation in San Francisco, but they were unable to finish the album before the duo went home. In 1983, during a time of financial crisis in the Residents' quarters, the half-finished album, with its gentle, tuneful sound, seemed like a financial lifeline, so the Residents decided to put [...]

I researched this one & the information I have is as follows: the Ralph Records RL-8108 is out of print, Do it Records is long out of business, & T.E.C. tones closed in 2001 or so, so I'm posting this ripped from Ralphing vinyl Renaldo & the Loaf - Songs for Swinging Larvae 1.) Lime Jelly Grass 2.) A Medical Man 3.) Bali Whine 4.) Kimbolton Gnome Song 5.) Frass* 6.) N2O (Going Under)* 7.) B.P.M. 8.) Spratt's Medium [...]

Twenty earthy and nutritious MP3s after the jump. Inspired by Lukas' post of the Ralph Records Goobers album last week, here's a companion album: Potatoes, an out-of-print collection of folk songs that was released on vinyl in 1987 and on CD in 1989 with a slightly different lineup. Here's the complete collection of material from the CD version (including folk songs by Reverend Howard Finster, Mark Mothersbaugh, Half Japanese, Bongwater, The Tinklers, The Residents, Snakefinger, and Negativland), along with a couple bonus Potatoes tracks sliced from my vinyl version [...]

Kindle your tan with Tan Adults Inc. Tan Adults are dark brown or brown sugar dark brown with white specks that eventually also turn brown or dark olive brown with a slender, lateral gold stripe. Cool bronzing Lotion Luxurious Cool Tanning Lotion Corp. Tanning Lotion, though, is a maneater-- you must be very, very careful, lest your appendages retreat or sprout dark brown thorns, then retreat. There is an upside to the transformation, however- the growth of a cranium-based intrusion system for anomaly detection can alert the arrival of intruders and/or (pre-specified) anomalies as well as compare the [...]