
A scientist worked for years trying to teach a cockroach to respond to verbal commands. Eventually he succeeded in getting it to leap over his finger whenever he told it to jump. Once it learned this, he pulled off it's fronts legs. When he then commanded the cockroach to jump again it took a deep breath and just managed the clear the man's finger. He then pulled off the middle legs and on the command to jump it just about managed to stagger over. Finally he pulled off the back legs. But when told to jump, the cockroach just lay [...]

St Andrew pumped out remixes for both the recent Yelle and Ocelot remix contests - and ended up doing very well in both. Now he is gearing up for the release of his Retro Cosmic EP and has dropped a couple new remixes plus an original in our inbox. Its not much of a secret anymore, but I have to say this dude really shines on his remixes and is one to keep an eye on. Private - "We've Got Some Breaking Up To Do" (Victory [...]

Ah yes, two weeks off. No practice placements. No exams. No Assignments. You have no idea how good it feels to write that. A word about the St. Andrew track. You may remember his winning Yelle remix as well as his Ocelot remix which was a runner up. If your expecting Forgotten to be similar, forget it. Imagine Aphex Twin with the visceral stylings of Four Tet and your about there. MP3: St. Andrew - Forgotten DOWNLOAD [...]