
SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you by The Rich Wierdos doing Rocky Horror . Have you ever seen it live? Does it make it better or can it stand alone? Believe it or not, I've never even seen the movie. I always said I'd wait to see it with the whole performance and that has yet to happen... So it's Halloween ! Happy Halloween ! It's Rowan's first and we have a little pumpkin outfit and also [...]

Tyson Born in Danville, Virginia . Raised in Florida . Educated here and abroad in Germany . Few people lived as passionately, and went about their daily activities with as much zeal, as Tyson. He was friendly to people, always giving the benefit of the doubt to strangers and new friends. He took to electronics from an early age, taking apart anything with screws to "see how it worked". He was a tinkerer, forever seeking a different, and [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by the Drew Show . Yep, this hour (our finest), we had Orlando's own Drew Garabo in the studios. Drew used to host talk shows on terrestrial radio here in Orlando and for many of us, was a staple every night from 7 to 11. Drew has now joined us in the uberranks of podcasting! So this hour, we talked to Drew about the state of radio today. Is it going away [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you by the Ripoff Report : By Consumers, For Consumers Hi everyone, It's Jen ! Geoff is helping out Ryan with The Sports Buzz doing some producing so I'm helping with the blog while Kali helps watch the baby. Phew! This week the guys discussed the current economic state, food, and us! Yeah, the Dow is in the shitter and we are going through a credit crisis. There are unemployment scammers out there, people are screaming in the streets and [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you in this hour by Shoot Straight Gun and Knife and Pawn and Tast-E-Freeze. They need your business, because these cannot come off a single bullet to test fire, nor repair a gun, apparently. I hate when small local business act all small and locally. In this hour, we discussed Mickey's new developed fondness for Shooting, the happiness unearmarked Ribs can bring to one's life, and what we all do to survive in the post-apocalyptic world, now that the S* is headed [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this week by Vote For Change . Did you register? It has to be done by today! (at least here in Florida) After the debates this past week, how could the guys not talk about voting! We learned that J is pretty apathetic and Ross is completely so! This led to some great discussion not only live but which continued afterward in the SomaCow Media Green Room. This is a tough subject for me. I absolutely believe you [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you this week by Randy LaLonde and all the Wondah of his many Writings. You want some good stuff, ebook style? Go get these! In this hour, we discussed Jason Statham (Hot), Books and the Way We Read, Late Night ESPN, and how Texas Hold 'Em has really jumped the crane. Corkscrewed the Bomb? Hired the J? (I didn't mean that last one, honestly!) We also spent some time lamenting [...]

omaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you this week by our myspace page ! Never updated, and rarely checked, it's the best way to get in touch with us this side of walking outside of your house and shouting, "SomaCow!" Neighbors done looking at you yet? Good. In this, our... um... Hour, we discussed a myriad of topics, both sophomoric and profound. We ran the gambit of gabbery on a gadabout glorious... We attacked the tough issues facing Amer.... [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this week by O'boys and Curtis Earth Trivia . Two great tastes! Ross came in a little late this week but all he missed in the notes was some talk about him...being late... But we don't blame him too much, after all the night before was his birthday party where trivia and beer abounded! He came in and jumped right on his job and then handed out beer. That took [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you by La Leche League . Feed your babies untainted milk! In this episode the guys talk about beefs, small packages, and porn! You know, having a baby sure does change your life. And I'm not talking about the physical act of birthing the baby, I mean just having one around. You might say "duh" but let me tell you... For the last 9 years, until 4 months ago, Geoff was a night [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , the Greatest Internet Radio Talk Show, Ever! Brought to you this week by Classic Rock Magazine . " Classic Rock " is a phrase that should conjure up pictures of post Pepper Beatles, pre-Kilmer Doors, and Pink Floyd . Outside of the hippie movement , outside of the Discotheques, there were heavy guitar riffs , screaming, and just some damn fine music. That's what we spent this episode talking about...and [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you in this hour by The National Debt . Get some! In this hour, Mickey, J and I eschew our standard fare and discuss some financial news YOU need to hear, Icees vs. Slurpees , and Gilligan's Island. Random, aren't we? Shut up and tune in, it'll all make sense when it's over. First off, we talked about the giant, coughing, cancerous elephant laying in the middle of the room [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you by Draft Gore because it ends up our conservative little Mickey wants Gore for president in '08. It's true! It's been at least a week since I picked on Ross, right? OK, let me explain, if I haven't before, what Ross is to do as one of his jobs during the show. Ross takes notes. These notes are to be used for two things. 1) If we ever want to look [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you in this hour by Tuck's Medicated Pads. Number one amongst the newly initiated, every pro-bono rape kit should have some! In this hour, we discussed a horrific story out of Middle American Extracurricular Sporting Entertainment, Discontinued products that MSN demands Americans demand back, and our own resident Life Coach gives Lindsay Lohan a much needed tongue lashing. Ew. Well, Hot, but, ew. Hazing. What up with hazing, anyhow? Why is it necessary to [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you in this hour by The Sports Buzz . You can catch them live every Sunday from 6-8 PM. In this hour we took a break from having Hurricanes here in Florida to point and laugh at the people of Ike-besotten Texas, we discussed the use of red-light cameras at intersections, and we struggled to determine if Lock-Ins cause Teen Pregnancy. Look. I don't want to get a bunch of mail [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow . Brought to you this week by Say... Anything . The best all chick show on the network! So Mickey is looking to move. In this market, should he take the plunge and buy? Or keep on renting? I mean renting at least you wouldn't have to climb on the roof, crawl around the attic, replace the wet carpet, pay to have the a/c recharged, mow the lawn, clean the pool, shock the pool, chlorinate the pool...shit. [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you in this hour by Tru-Glass Home Repair Services. When your sliding glass door is shattered by an angry topic, you can always count on Tru-Glass to see you through. In this hour, we discussed Hurricanes, Tree-Trimming, Sarah Palin, Michael Moore, and the Death of That Voiceover Guy, Don Juan Vacciatori, or whatever. In a World... Where Content is King. Two Men were given the gift of intelligence, and the curse of social retarditry. [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow brought to you this week by the Seminole County Cour Due to a pending gag order, we can't talk about Mickey's court case. We can only hope that Ross is back with us next week to help us out... although that would mean making sure we have his chocolate replaced...Jen!!! Instead, this week will be brought to you by Randolph LaLonde . I make the final review of his book, First Light [...]

SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow , brought to you this week by MoveOn.org where you can get free stuff! In this hour, we discussed politics... Which puts me in a bad mood, so I will sing a song to try and get happy once more. Douchebags from Detroit with axes to grind; Slightly hot milfs with right-leaning minds; Old broke-down white men, calling the shots; This is the crap that's pissing me off. [...]

SomaCow Media is proud(?) to present... ThomaCow ! Brought to you this week by PFLAG . So in this episode Mickey talks about his experience eating at a gay bar. He went to Hamburger Mary's , a new burger establishment/bar in Orlando and gave it rave reviews for scenery (and food)! He says he didn't realize it was a gay establishment at first, but as a self-proclaimed cock tease I think he was just trying to save face. Geoff is hoping Karma bites Mickey [...]