Dear Tori Spelling, What the fuck in Jesus' name are you doing? ARE you retarded. You are. You must be an actual retard. Wait, let me start over. ------------------------------ -- Dear Tori Spelling, You look great. Your hair is magnificent! It's certainly a far cry from the college days of 90210, when you would bob your head around all kinds of ways while your hair stayed perfectly still in a creepy, helmet-esque position. You're a screaming success in the useless-dog-accessories industry: the toast of [...]
Pete Doherty keeps getting cooler and cooler. When is he coming to California? Do I need to drag him here with a heroin trail? I can get one. "Even life without drugs has got to be better than this malarkey." - Pete on being in jail I guess he decided to emerge from his "ramshackle drug den" long enough for some microphone football. You know how those ramshackle drug dens can just swallow up all your time. That's what I'm going to start calling the campground I live [...]

Here at Cobain in a Coma , I'm going to rant about a movie that I think everybody should see if they are alive in California, or in America for that matter. Think of it as my version of The Criterion Collection . This week it's The Doom Generation because I just watched it at my friend's house in L.A. while I was getting ready to go out. Originally, I saw the film when I was pretty young, around the time it was released on VHS. Realizing it had been a while, I turned it [...]