SNAK ATTACK ( alt ): Unreleased demo that the world needs to hear. Operatic vocals, sassy + nerdy raps, insane beat. SO NECESSARY! VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER poll by twiigs.com
D.I.S.C.O. TEXAS THEME (DJ LAPSE REMIX) ( alt ): I have to admit that I haven't heard the original version of this, but having heard that D.I.S.C.O. Texas might be like "the Portuguese version of Valerie"... I'm sold. VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER poll by twiigs.com
WELCOME TO THE PARTY! ( alt ): Andrew WK meets Totally Michael. Nothing more needs to be said on this matter. VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER poll by twiigs.com
First off, this leaked before Christmas (according to another forum member), so it has absolutely nothing to do with the current Rihanna and Chris Brown situation. Second of all, how DARE you say "Awww Lets Give Him A Chance He Said He's Sorry." Sorry isn't fucking enough, douchebag. I wasn't sold when Akon put out "Sorry (Put The Blame On Me)", so Chris Brown's lame-ass doesn't have a chance to apologize to Rihanna and the world via song. Have you seen those damn pictures? Shit was serious. He straight up assaulted her. This forum [...]
I'LL WRITE TO YOU ( alt ): Delightful indie pop brought to my attention by VIDEO POP . VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER poll by twiigs.com
AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN ( alt ): I'd totally make out to this song, thank you very much. VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER poll by twiigs.com
YOUR WOMAN (WHITE TOWN COVER) ( alt ): People have such nostalgia for the original, so I couldn 't resist posting this cover. Princess Chelsea says, "I decided to take a slightly creepy angle on the song, creating an infusion of Dr Dre and an eight year old, perhaps singing to Bill Wyman." Word! VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER poll by twiigs.com
WORK IT (DON DIABLO REMIX) ( alt ): I was under the impression that Don Diablo was going to be some overrated blog-hype remixer, but his stuff actually makes up for the fact that all of Missy Elliott's recent leaks have sucked massive clitoris. I really hope something good comes out of Block Party . VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER poll by twiigs.com
AIRPLANES ( alt ): I've been told several times that I should have pursued a career in A&R, but there would have been one huge flaw--I'd basically sign every teenage girl who raps. There's something refreshingly not-trying-too-hard about Spree's flow that calls to mind ol' skool teen rappers like Roxanne Shante. She's like Rye Rye light, and I'm obsessed. If I owned an indie label, I'd sign this girl in a hot minute. VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III IN THE QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER FINALS! [...]
Thanks to all the lovely folks who voted for me to be Queerty's Music reviewer. This won't be an easy win with sir Daniel Villarreal and my good digi-friend Bradley Stern as competition, but I'll never go down without a fight. All five finalists, including myself, were asked to review Empire of the Sun's Walking On A Dream . Below is my take on the album: Luke Steele and Nick Littlemore are no strangers to success. After fronting two successful groups, The Sleepy Jackson and [...]
dl: LAURA GIBSON - Postures Bent ( alt ) ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------- ------- Laura Gibson 's latest offering is the perfect album for citizens of snowglobes. Beasts of Seasons, produced by Tucker Martine ( Sufjan Stevens , The Decemberists ), finds Gibson prancing through an acoustic and ethereal landscape like a less jarring, slightly less majestic Joanna Newsom. Everyone needs that one album to listen to while curled up in blankets, and you'd be damn [...]
dl: THA PUMPSTA - L-O-V-E (No Crying At The Disco) (Black Cracker remix) f/ Black Cracker and Shunda K of Yo! Majesty ( alt ) ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------- ------- Oh snap. Just in time for Valentine's Day, Tha Pumpsta has liberated one of my favorite tracks--the Black Cracker remix of "L-O-V-E (No Crying At The Disco)". I first heard him perform it with Shunda K a [...]
I can't believe I just did that. I'm going to celebrate by vagina-clapping, which is pretty much the most self-promotional thing I could do right now. There's no shame on the internet (I'm lying). Happy Valentine's Day. Don't get herpes. VAGINA CLAP ( alt ) VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER!
NUMBER ONE SEX F/ R. KELLY (DEMO) ( alt ): Much like the Chris Brown song I posted earlier, this song falls into my favorite non-genre of unintentional gender-bending. I love hearing Keri sing about how she's the pussy champion. I hope this girl sells some albums, because she's seriously on the songwriting grind. THE END. VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER!
CRUISE LOW ( alt ): You know I love me some Thunderheist, but I hope they're not offended by me saying that this is probably the best thing I've ever heard them do. It's got a chill, laid-back vibe a la The Clipse and a reference to "I Know What Boys Like". So necessary. THE END.--BUY IT VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER!
BODY CLOCK ( alt ): After receiving a mysterious all-caps-lock e-mail from "Kanye West", I was intrigued by Tokin' Black Guy. But now that I've seen his top friends on the space, I'm even more fascinated. Admittedly, I'm a little disappointed, given that my friend Crystal and I had planned to start a band called TMC (Token Minorities Club). Bitch is stealing our thunder. VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER!
PUSSY QUEEN ( alt ): It makes me sad that there are people in this world who still don't know about Bunny Rabbit, Black Cracker and the Cult of Miracles. Can't wait for the new album! THE END.-- BUY IT VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER!
N.E.R.D. (NEVER ENDING ROMANCE DISASTER) ( alt ): The protagonist in this song sounds like a total douche, but Anoraak's sleek electro groove keeps me coming back. VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER!
OTHER TIME (JOHAN SIGERUD REMIX) ( alt ): Not gonna lie. This is my bestie's song getting the Cyndi Lauper "Time After Time" '80s treatment thanks to a sweet Swedish producer. THE END.-- BUY IT VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER!
REASONS ( alt ): When is Rye Rye going to blow up to the level that Maya and Santi are working? Love her. THE END. VOTE JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III FOR QUEERTY MUSIC REVIEWER!
IT'S THE MONEY SHOT
Sleigh Bells - Demons (Official Music Video)
The Rains of Castamere by The National
A-Trak & Dillon Francis - "Money Makin'" (Official Video)
DIIV "How Long Have You Known?" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Nas - Daughters
Bison - Quill
Neutral Milk Hotel- Aeroplane Over the Sea
Shinichi Osawa – Big Beach Mix 2012
Mr Fogg - Eleven
