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I Love You, Man by Molly Lambert I Love You, Man Wr/Dir: John Hamburg 2009 Critics were split on I Love You, Man and so was the crowd I went with. Half thought it was funny (if not memorable) and inoffensive and the other half thought it was bland and misogynistic. I remember a similar argument after Knocked Up where a female friend defended Leslie Mann's character's actions against a guy arguing that Paul Rudd's husband character [...]

Top Ten Battlestar Galactica Moments by Jessica Gold Haralson And so it frakking ends. Seven years after Ronald Moore and David Eick transmogrified a cheesy late '70s space opera into a naturalistic speculative-fiction masterpiece, Battlestar Galactica ends with a bang - literally - on tonight's series finale, "Daybreak Part Two." We're crying into our octagonal beer steins and wringing our replica Starbuck dog tags in despair, but we're happy that a show that wrestled international terrorism, torture, [...]

Crank Dat Lost by Dick Cheney Winston Churchill tried to spend most of each day in bed. He took his meals there, read the newspaper there. He was a man like any other. Getting name-checked on last night's Lost was the finest moment of his life after death. Never trust a man who thinks reading is a waste of time: Jack Shepard clearly isn't aware of how common illiteracy is among island populations when he chastises LaFleur [...]

from his second collection of short stories, I Would Have Saved Them If I Could In the Fifties by Leonard Michaels In the fifties I learned to drive a car. I was frequently in love. I had more friends than now. When Khrushchev denounced Stalin my roommate shit blood, turned yellow, and lost most of his hair. I attended the lectures of the excellent E.B. Burgum until Senator McCarthy ended his [...]

Stop In the Name of Love by Meredith Hight The assault caused Robyn F 's mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. Brown looked at Robyn F and stated "I am going to beat the s–t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!" - the police report on the night of Chris Brown's alleged assault on Rihanna [...]

"One More Thing" by Andrew Zornoza Last weekend, Zack Kushner climbed the mountain of life and stood at the top. His crossword puzzle, "One More Thing," appeared in the NYT : the Sunday edition. How did he get there? What follows is an interview with Mr. Kushner. . . . Really a fun puzzle Zack. Are you a cruciverbalist, constructor or other? Thanks. I'm going to go with [...]

We Peaked On The Phone by Molly Lambert Since Alex is spearheading a movement to review bad forgotten romantic comedies that are several years out of date, and since This Recording is always on a quest to understand why Hollywood has such a hard time making a decent romantic comedy, or any kind of decent romance for that matter, unless it stars The Joker and Bubble Boy as cowgays, and since often a bad film can tell you much more about the [...]

Harry Potter Has An Inexpensive Outlet for His Sexuality by Eleanor Morrow Secret Diary of a Call Girl creator Lucy Prebble Being a star in England is sort of like being a mobster in New Jersey - your influence ranges far and wide, but it ends at the Holland Tunnel. In the case of Billie Piper, that notoriety takes her as far as the Chunnel. Yet the one-time pop singer chose a fairly [...]

A Generation of Canadian Media Culture by Melanie Strong Up here, where the secretive and unassuming Canadians live and breed, generations have been raised on Saturday morning cartoons and after dinner sitcoms. In that, myself and my fellow Canucks are no different than any other Westernized country. In fact, much of our collective cultural consciousness has been permanently altered by the broadcasted American stations to which wee all tune in. Our childhoods and our childrens' hoods are [...]

Lesbian Chics by Molly Lambert Just because The L Word is over doesn't mean you're at a loss for hot same-sex television pairings. Forget the endless seduction wankfest that is Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf, it's all about the tender loving care made manifest by Blair and Serena . OMG CUTEFEST ON THE MET STEPS, AND NO BOYZ!!! In the wake of so many bromosocial movies and sitcoms and [...]

It Was So Real There For Awhile by Alex Carnevale Watchmen dir. Zack Snyder American history begins in 1776, predated slightly by the discovery of barbarism. Most cultures bask in their refinement and sophistication. Americans have a love-hate affair with the idea of being brutes. Since we are ignorant of other history not our own, we tend to think of ourselves as more powerful and destructive than we really were. [...]

from an issue of Granta magazine in the mid-1990s The Case Against Babies by Joy Williams Babies, babies, babies. There's a plague of babies. Too many rabbits or elephants or mustangs or swans brings out the myxomatosis, the culling guns, the sterility drugs, the scientific brigade of egg smashers. Other species can 'strain their environments' or 'overrun their range' or clash with their human 'neighbours', but human babies are always welcome at [...]

Minor Changes to a Formula by Will Hubbard Home Delivery: Fabricating the Modern Dwelling The Museum of Modern Art, sixth floor West lot, exterior, first floor The children build them first. Shaved pine, notched and sanded, "interesting playthings typifying the Spirit of America." On my grandmother's rug, amid incessant sneezing, I was given the use of my father's Lincoln Logs. Cabins were boring, a castle or highway was [...]

City Sleeps by Alex Carnevale New York's been gray for months, and citizens grow concerned. It was spring for a day, but that day was forgotten. I came out of the L Train in Bedford yesterday, and five people in consecutive order came to ask me where to go. Lucy set up a sign that said 'Information'. In order to deter this, I am considering some kind of jewelry, perhaps a necklace that says, "Thug" or "BroKilla" or " MollyLambert.Tumblr.Com ." [...]

One Is Perfect Where The Other Falters by Dick Cheney Lost executive producers Carlton Cuse & Damon Lindelof Choosing between two women is what God put man on this earth for, and it is what Jacob put Sawyer LaFleur on this island for. And who can't sympathize with the plight of our handsome, beneficent rehabbed con man leader? how do I love thee until kate gets back to [...]

Democracy Super America by Molly Lambert Have a coke. Go fucking crazy! What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola , and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke , and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on [...]

Dissociative Identity Disorder by Eleanor Morrow United States of Tara creator Diablo Cody Let's face facts: the pro-life lobby had a bunch of stripper-era Diablo Cody photos and they forced her to write Juno lest Ramesh Ponnuru publish the illict photos in his secret Republican porn webblog. diablo and steven...they have obviously at least eskimo-kissed There [...]

Image (Withheld) by Jaye Bartell The Alps Brandon Shimoda Flim Forum Press (Get your copy over at the Flim Forum .) NOTE: The blank squares accompanying each poem in The Handmaidens and Bridesman section of The Alps struck me immediately, fascinated and moved me to respond. The squares display vivid possibility, actualized by the writing beneath them, poems that are far more than captions. Possibility, in fact, is the prevailing sentiment I'm left with; there [...]

The New York Review of Hooks by Alex Carnevale Here's some research I did: Me: what albums should I review that I'm not reviewing? Danish: http://tumbledore.tumblr.com/p ost/77816250/these-are-the-200 9-album-releases-ive-acquired Me: TLDR We haven't spoken since. As the world collapses around you, do you really need a soundtrack? "The Death of Me" - City and Colour ( mp3 ) "Body in the Box" - City and Colour [...]