"For me, degenerate modern wretch, Though in the genial month of May, My dripping limbs I faintly stretch, And think I've done a feat today." Byron, 'Written After Swimming From Sestos To Abydos' "I'm pro'lly in the sky, flying with the fishes, Or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pidgeons, See, my world is different." Lil' Wayne, 'Ride 4 My N****s', Drought 3 This week, GMS was interested to read the following quote, from bumfluff-sporting anticon nerd-rapper Sole: "When I was living [...]

do you live in leicester? if not, you have slightly less than three weeks to get there, in order to catch william tombs' what the lobster shouted as it boiled: a mystagogue expounds , the best one-man philosophical ukulele show i think i've ever seen. lookee here, i even said so on my blog . it's at the midas cafe on saturday 9th february, as part of leicester's internationally renowned comedy festival, so it is. read this in order to obtain "more info", then to "buy tickets". hurry up!
before the trade in anabolic steroids caused rappers to lose their tempers and made their shirts fall off, our favourite mcs had to earn their gigantic bodies filled with rage. hence the boo-ya tribe. boo-ya tribe & faith no more - 'another body murdered' (from judgment night OST ) what were the boo-yas so angry about? water rights for the indigenous peoples of [...]

Galactic Mystery Solvers is on hiatus for a month of festive cheer. hence this '97 mentality series has to wrap up sharp-ish. 1997>2007 Exhibits V, W, X, Y and Zee Five of this year's best albums were made by people who made five of 1997's bes t albums. Longevity kicks ass. I reckon that the 1997 ones were better. But basically this is just a list of ten cracking albums . I expect that'll do. Go and search [...]

over the past couple of weeks GMS has identified the ten best cover versions of the century so far. we haven't heard them all, and sometimes we weren't concentrating, so they might be wrong. but then again, they might be right. anyway, here they are, all in one place! 1. easy star allstars - 'no surprises' (radiohead cover, from radiodread ) original post 2. richard hawley - 'some candy talking' (jesus & mary chain cover) original post [...]
a few months ago, sasha frere-jones caused a bloggish furore (no animals or real people were harmed) when he identified a parting of the ways between lascivious, bass-heavy black music and uptight, strangled, funk-free indie. he laid most of the blame on dr. dre and (good lord!) pavement's second drummer. to illustrate the parlous state of music in 2007 he used arcade fire as his favoured sorry-ass lame-o pale-faced whipping-boys. but wilco, whose records have dominated year-end lists and marked the shifting tastes of indie fans for almost fifteen years, could have fitted just as easily. this year's [...]
it shouldn't work. dublin-based mexican duo rodrigo y gabriela's main appeal is their combination of lightspeed acoustic fretwork (huh) and a goofy, friendly connection with the crowd, honed during their days as buskers. they throw in the odd novelty cover, but these are generally OTT pickings from the rococo end of the indie and metal spectra - metallica and the white stripes get frequent airings. pink floyd's 'wish you were here' doesn't fit. it's slow, pompous, and although it has a bit of a guitar solo, that's also a bit slow and pompous. the first time i saw [...]

the university of southampton has put martin carthy's 'songs of wellington wars' online for video streaming. it's well worth your time, if you can get past the vice-chancellor's introduction. for the full gig, go here . for the lowdown from GMS , head here .
1997 vs 2007 Exhibit U How Master P played basketball in 1997: seizure-inducing strobes a gold-plated tank a gorilla costume comedy sound effects people shouting "uhhhhhh" mind-melting stupidity How Master P plays basketball in 2007: grainy black and white film rural poverty ku klux klan robes wheelchairs some borderline-handy no-name guest rappers belligerent political outrage [...]
absentee pitch themselves somewhere between the maudlin restraint of current indie favourites the national and the the lavish melancholy of british veterans the tindersticks . their calling card is to inject a streak of bitter, black humour into this elegant mix, spicing their red-wine-sodden romanticism with references to alcoholic indiscretions and grubby toilet-sex. both elements work together on 'my dead wife' from 2005's donkey stock ep. the first section is a barely coherent, mumbled fragment from the perspective of a mourner - "some kind of memory, you were beautiful, [...]

sometimes, and only very occasionally, something unexpectedly poignant appears on an album's sleevenotes (no, i don't mean "peace to my dead homies"). on slint's spiderland there was an appeal for female vocalists to get in touch for auditions - something that never happened, as slint disbanded and committed themselves to mental institutions on completing the harrowing record. i'd love to know what they'd have sounded like with a proper singer. a similarly poignant story, but with a happier outcome, appeared on the sleeve to psych-folk outfit six organs of admittance's 2005 album school of the [...]
for those of you "addicts" "fiending" for a "fix" of the wire , here's a "pre-up", wherein we head "back in the day". "rad". collins & harlan - 'back, back, back to baltimore' (from edison cylinder recordings, 1905-12 ) omar little, 1985 proposition joe, 1962 mcnulty meets moreland, 2000
long before bob dylan realised the potential of playing around with identity, arthur wellesley, 1st duke of wellington, was shape-shifting his way through seven decades of british cultural history. he was a young officer rising through the ranks in india, a military hero who "liberated europe" on the fields of waterloo, a disastrous and short-lived prime minister, an unshakeable presence at the horse guards as commander-in-chief, an irascible elder statesman holding court at apsley house on hyde park corner (aka no.1, london), a pillar of the establishment who came out of retirement to defend london against chartist protesters in 1848, [...]
currently brian wilson's backing band, the wondermints made their name recreating the sound of the beach boys, circa pet sounds . what elevated them above similarly myopic musical revivalists like ocean colour scene (a 1990s bluesbreakers) or cat power (currently failing to update dusty in memphis ) was their nerdy love of the sounds of mid-60s LA, wantonly and unconditionally uncool but all the more joyous as a result. plus, they had the ability to write songs that could rub shoulders with the originals. 2000's wonderful world of the wondermints made the logical step [...]
will oldham's collaborative covers album with chicago's beard-stroking raised-eyebrow post-rock jazz-boffins tortoise came in for some stick on its release in 2006, especially for their cover of bruce springsteen's 'thunder road'. detractors complained that oldham's strangled, ghostly vocal performance, and tortoise's decision to replace the original's surging piano rolls with sterile guitar lines leeched all the passion and urgency out of the song. round gms' house, we reckon that's the only interesting way they could have taken it. the original 'thunder road' wasn't a straight-up, Born In the USA -style anthem - it gestured towards [...]
looks like the polls closed over at berkeley place for cover version of the century. but none of the top twenty coincided with anything i was planning to post, so on we go: joan baez has spent more than four decades covering other folks' material. she's pretty good at it. her 2003 album, dark chords on a big guitar saw the 60-something-year-old covering songs by no depression -era alt. country songwriters like gillian welch, ryan adams, josh ritter and steve earle. the album stood out amongst a slew of [...]
no introduction necessary. gigging tonight at the oxford c***ing academy. incidentally, hands up anybody who remembers the lumpy oi-punk version of this by mid-nineties brit-rock also-rans china drum? radio 1's evening session's novelty cover of 1995, no less. shite.

1997 vs 2007 Exhibit S Meet Tiger. In 1997 Tiger released a bunch of sparky, odd-shaped, buzzing pop, to mild acclaim. But NME hounded them out of town because they wore mullets, played 2-string bass and put weird naive artwork (courtesy of frontman Dan Laidler) on their records. Tiger - 'Race' (from We Are Puppets ) If their debut album, We Are Puppets , had been released in 2007, it would be in most critics' [...]
richard hawley doesn't really need cover versions - his recreation of a 'lost' sound somewhere between scott walker and duane eddy locates him obviously enough, the trick being that his original compositions are as good as most of the songs he loves. hawley's cover of the jesus and mary chain's 'some candy talking' is fish-in-a-barrel stuff, but that doesn't detract from its power. the original already had the doomed romanticism, the spector nods, the layers of harsh and melodic guitar. hawley's deep voice merely adds gravity, while the sinister edge of the lyrics save it from pastiche. [...]

three factors ensured that the easy star allstars' radiodread: a reggae tribute to ok computer rose above the status of summer 2006 blog novelty. first was the quality of the source material - ok computer was the last great radiohead album, the last one that felt human and that mined interesting tension between the human and the mechanical, the last one that you could enjoy without buying into the myth of radiohead as 'transcendant' artistic visionaries. [...]