Blog: Swan Fungus

The Distinguished Gourmand: Picca

When I last left chef Ricardo Zarate, he was in the kitchen at Mo-Chica. Through the small window separating kitchen from counter, he sent a complimentary dessert to the table. If memory serves (this was a few years ago) he announced through that portal that it was carob mousse, something he was just trying out. This [...]

What Would You Name Your Billy Corgan's Tea House?

The Chicago Sun-Times is a funny little news organization. In the heyday of Swan Fungus (hard to believe it's over, eh?), their online edition syndicated a few of my blog posts. I don't know how it happened, or why it happened, but it did. Stop scratching your head, it's really not worth the mental strain. [...]
Artist:Tara Jane O'Neil
Title:Tea Is Better Than Poison
Link Text:Tea Is Better Than Poison
File Name:tara_jane_oneil_-_tea_is_bette r_than_poison.mp3
Bitrate:161 kbps
Genre:Rock
Year:2004

The Official Work It Drinking Game

The anticipation was totally unique. It wasn't like the butterflies one gets before a new episode of Breaking Bad. Hell, it wasn't even akin to the premiere of a show like The Event of Flash Forward, where you're pretty sure it's going to be bad but you want to enjoy the trainwreck anyway. Last night's [...]
Artist:Valerio Cosi
Title:Grey Horse Theme
Link Text:Grey Horse Theme
File Name:valeri_cosi_-_grey_horse_theme .mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Unknown Genre
Year:2007

Tyll – Sexphonie

From Mutant Sounds: "Truly wonderful and extremely little known krautrock released on the Kerston label (same imprint as the Gaa LP) and with something of their widely variable and fascinating approach. With it's seamless fusions of acid rock fury and amiable folksiness, this project of Eulenspygel's drummer (using the first name of the notable German [...]
Artist:Tyll
Title:Tim
Link Text:Tim
File Name:tyll_-_tim.mp3
Bitrate:256 kbps

Let's Write The Sequel To Mac And Me

I've been searching for ideas for screenplays for as long as I've considered writing to be my passion. On field trips during my elementary school years, long bus rides were spent penning episodes of Beavis & Butthead. And, truthfully, that's about the closest I've ever come to completing any sort of play, be it screen- [...]
Artist:Nervous Gender
Title:Cardinal Newman/Alien Point Of View (Remix)
Link Text:Cardinal Newman / Alien Point Of View (Remix)
File Name:nervous_gender_-_cardinal_newm an_alien_point_of_view.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Genre:Alternative & Punk
Year:1981

Sunday Mix Tape Number 241

I trust you're all recovering/resting/relaxing today. Whether you welcomed 2012 with a quiet night at home alongside family and friends, or joined some raucous, drunken celebration at a house/club/bar, I'm sure it was a great time. If you must know about my night, I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Considering New Years last year was probably the [...]
Artist:Acetone
Title:For a Few Dollars More
Link Text:For A Few Dollars More
File Name:acetone_-_for_a_few_dollars_mo re.mp3
Bitrate:231 kbps
Genre:Rock
Year:1993
Artist:Aidan Baker
Title:A Small Neat Wound
Link Text:A Small Neat Wound
File Name:aidan_baker_-_a_small_neat_wou nd.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Ambient
Year:2002
Artist:Angels Of Light
Title:Sunset Park
Link Text:Sunset Park
File Name:angels_of_light_-_sunset_park. mp3
Bitrate:195 kbps
Genre:Indie
Year:2003
Artist:Assemble Head In Sunbust Sound
Title:Drunken Leaves
Link Text:Drunken Leaves
File Name:assemble_head_in_sunburst_soun d_-_drunken_leaves.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Rock
Year:2009
Artist:Bark Psychosis
Title:400 Winters
Link Text:400 Winters
File Name:bark_psychosis_-_400_winters.m p3
Genre:Rock
Year:2004
Artist:Ben Frost
Title:Forgetting You Is Like Breathing Water
Link Text:Forgetting You Is Like Breathing Water
File Name:ben_frost_-_forgetting_you_is_ like_breathing_water.mp3
Bitrate:215 kbps
Genre:Electronic
Year:2006
Artist:Benoît Pioulard
Title:Gloss
Link Text:Gloss
File Name:benoit_pioulard_-_gloss.mp3
Bitrate:249 kbps
Genre:Rock
Year:2010
Artist:Brookhaven
Title:New Masters
Link Text:New Masters
File Name:brookhaven_-_new_masters.mp3
Year:2005
Artist:Colour Haze
Title:If
Link Text:If
File Name:colour_haze_-_if.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Rock
Year:2008
Artist:Do Make Say Think
Title:Highway 420
Link Text:Highway 420
File Name:do_make_say_think_-_highway_42 0.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Post-Rock
Year:1998
Artist:Library Tapes
Title:Snowleaf
Link Text:Snowleaf
File Name:library tapes_-_snowleaf.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Ambient
Year:2007
Artist:Psychic Ills
Title:Midnight Moon
Link Text:Midnight Moon
File Name:psychic_ills_-_midnight_moon.m p3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Alternative & Punk
Year:2011
Artist:Six Organs Of Admittance
Title:Black Needle Rhymes
Link Text:Black Needle Rhymes
File Name:six_organs_of_admittance_-_bla ck_needle_rhymes.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Psychedelic
Year:2000
Artist:Upsilon Acrux
Title:Evening No Star
Link Text:Evening No Star
File Name:upsilon_acrux_-_evening_no_sta r.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Rock

Happy New Year!

...I've got nothing. Go out and celebrate with your friends and family. I'll be back tomorrow biting my fingernails before the Giants game to post the first mix tape of 2012.

How I Can Be A Better Feminist

Often I am reminded there is a fine line between satire and insensitivity. Sometimes a friend will nudge me, and sometimes I'll be spoken to in stern tones. Like a child who has knowingly committed a misdeed. Actually it is my mother who usually takes me to task for striving to pass off such exaggerated [...]
Artist:Beulah
Title:A Man Like Me
Link Text:A Man Like Me
File Name:beulah_-_a_man_like_me.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Alternative & Punk
Year:2003

Jonas Hellborg – The Word

Change up! Jonas Hellborg is a Swedish bass guitarist. He has collaborated with everyone from Bill Laswell to John McLaughlin, Buckethead and Fazal Qureshi. Beginning his career in 1976 he joined Mahavishnu Orchestra in 1983 and remained a member until 1988. On this record, Hellborg - on acoustic bass - is joined by Tony Williams [...]
Link Text:Cherokee Mist
File Name:jonas_hellborg_-_cherokee_mist .mp3

12 Girls I Won't Fuck in 2012

I had planned on spoofing The Frisky's Holiday Gift Guide last week after the website's slutty editoress Amelia IM'd me asking about gift ideas a girlfriend should by for a boy she's in a serious relationship with. After rattling off all the terrible gifts I've gotten from serious girlfriends in my life (a gold bracelet? [...]
Artist:Mikal Cronin
Title:Gone
Link Text:Gone
File Name:mikal_cronin_-_gone.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Garage Rock
Year:2011

Quintron – Satan Is Dead

I was sitting around the house the other day listening to music and one of my roommates spotted this record in a pile and said, "How do you know Quintron!?" to which I, naturally, responded, "Oh…you know Quintron?" in my typical sarcastic manner. Unfortunately for me, my roommate then let me know he actually KNOWS [...]
Artist:Quintron
Title:The Bridge
Link Text:The Bridge
File Name:quintron_-_the_bridge.mp3
Bitrate:264 kbps
Genre:Indie Rock
Year:1998

The Best Of MouseMas Eve 2011

As many of you know, I have started a Christmas tradition in Los Angeles that involves costumed critters running rampant around the city, getting insanely drunk and bringing holiday cheer to various watering holes, alehouses and tap rooms. In the inaugural 2007 edition of MouseMas Eve I donned the mouse costume, drank at Little Joy [...]
Artist:Void
Title:Black, Jewish, and Poor
Link Text:Black, Jewish And Poor
File Name:void_-_black_jewish_and_poor.m p3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Genre:Alternative & Punk
Year:1981

Sunday Mix Tape Number 240

By now your Christmas dinner is beginning to settle, the realization that you might have to go to work tomorrow is setting in, and your significant other is happy enough with her present to swallow your load. Ah, but the holiday weekend isn't quite over yet. We've still get ten more MP3s to listen to, [...]
Artist:Aidan Baker
Title:Fanciful Fights
Link Text:Fanciful Fights
File Name:aidan_baker_-_fanciful_fights. mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:2011
Artist:Amen Dunes
Title:Jill
Link Text:Jill
File Name:amen_dunes_-_jill.mp3
Year:2011
Artist:Blue Angels
Title:Short Era
Link Text:Short Era
File Name:blue_angels_-_short_era.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Year:2011
Artist:Frank Ocean
Title:Swim Good
Link Text:Swim Good
File Name:frank_ocean_-_swim_good.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Hip Hop
Year:2011
Artist:Grouper
Title:Moon Is Sharp
Link Text:Moon Is Sharp
File Name:grouper_-_moon_is_sharp.mp3
Bitrate:161 kbps
Genre:Electronic
Year:2011
Artist:Lil B 'The BasedGod'
Title:Silent President
Link Text:Silent President
File Name:lil_b_-_silent_president.mp3
Genre:Hip-Hop
Artist:Mikal Cronin
Title:Is It Alright
Link Text:Is It Alright
File Name:mikal_cronin_-_is_it_alright.m p3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Garage Rock
Year:2011
Artist:Oneohtrix Point Never
Title:Replica
Link Text:Replica
File Name:oneohtrix_point_never_-_replic a.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Other
Year:2011
Artist:Reigns
Title:Over Tone Gulley
Link Text:Over Tone Gulley
File Name:reigns_-_over_tone_gulley.mp3
Bitrate:231 kbps
Genre:Instrumental
Year:2011
Artist:Shingles
Title:Living Lands
Link Text:Living Lands
File Name:shingles_-_living_lands.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Year:2011

The Top 100 Albums Of 2011

You guys, I can't do this anymore. I can't give you descriptions of all these albums and post 30 or 40 MP3s along the way. It just takes too much time and effort. I'll try to make this a little bit more than just a list, because I want it to look a tiny bit [...]
Artist:Andy Stott
Title:Intermittent
Link Text:Intermittent
File Name:andy_stott_-_intermittent.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Electronic
Year:2011
Artist:Call Back the Giants
Title:Passage of Arms 1
Link Text:Passage Of Arms
File Name:call_back_the_giants_-_passage _of_arms.mp3
Year:2011
Artist:Implodes
Title:Oxblood
Link Text:Oxblood
File Name:implodes_-_oxblood.mp3
Bitrate:223 kbps
Genre:Drone
Year:2011
Artist:James Blackshaw
Title:Boo, Forever
Link Text:Boo, Forever
File Name:james_blackshaw_-_boo_forever. mp3
Genre:80
Year:2011
Artist:Jon Porras
Title:For ARH
Link Text:For ARH
File Name:jon_porras_-_for_arh.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Drone
Year:2011
Artist:Leyland Kirby
Title:The Arrow Of Time
Link Text:The Arrow Of Time
File Name:leyland_kirby_-_the_arrow_of_t ime.mp3
Genre:Memory
Year:2011
Artist:Mark McGuire
Title:Alma (Reprise) / Chances Are
Link Text:Alma (Reprise) / Chances Are
File Name:mark_mcguire_-_alma_reprise_ch ances_are.mp3
Genre:Ambient
Year:2011
Artist:Mellowhype
Title:64
Link Text:64
File Name:mellowhype_-_64.mp3
Bitrate:256 kbps
Genre:Rap
Year:2011
Artist:P. D. Wilder
Title:Orange
Link Text:Orange
File Name:pd_wilder_-_orange.mp3
Bitrate:158 kbps
Year:2011
Artist:Psychic Ills
Title:Ring Finger
Link Text:Ring Finger
File Name:psychic_ills_-_ring_finger.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Alternative & Punk
Year:2011
Artist:Russian Circles
Title:Schiphol
Link Text:Schiphol
File Name:russian_circles_-_schiphol.mp3
Bitrate:249 kbps
Genre:Instrumental Rock
Year:2011
Artist:Tim Hecker
Title:Sketch 9
Link Text:Sketch 9
File Name:tim_hecker_-_sketch_9.mp3
Bitrate:215 kbps
Genre:Ambient
Year:2011
Artist:Vozrozhdeniya
Title:Thanatos
Link Text:Thanatos
File Name:vozrozhdeniya_-_thanatos.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Ambient
Year:2011

Achim Reichel – AR3

Here's a record I was lucky enough to find cheap at a store in LA a few weeks ago. I try to consume - and by that I mean procure, not simply listen to - everything Achim Reichel-related. Why, you ask? Because the German musician/producer and songwriter was one of the most important figures in [...]
Artist:Achim Reichel & Machines
Title:Warum Peter Nur Noch Ferien Macht
Link Text:Warum Peter Nur Noch Ferien Macht
File Name:achim_reichel_-_warum_peter_no ch_ferien_macht.mp3
Bitrate:148 kbps
Genre:Progressive Rock
Year:1972

Interview with A Squirter

We all have female friends who are sexually active. Some of us have even seen them engage in intercourse, or worse, heard the gory details afterwards when it concerns a good friend of ours. Like I care what my friends' cocks look like or feel like. Isn't it just like a woman to think men [...]
Artist:Kool Keith
Title:Sex Style
Link Text:Sex Style
File Name:kool_keith_-_sex_style.mp3
Bitrate:294 kbps
Genre:hip hop
Year:1997

White Rainbow – ZOME

When I was living in Jersey and doing most of my record/CD shopping in New York City, you could find this CD anywhere for super cheap. At one point the Academy CD store had cases of them, and you could buy as many copies as you wanted for about ninety-nine cents. Now that it's out-of-print [...]
Artist:White Rainbow
Title:Germany
Link Text:Germany
File Name:white_rainbow_-_germany.mp3
Bitrate:221 kbps
Genre:Other
Year:2005

Because You Can Never Have Too Many Year-End Lists

As one of the world's foremost tastemakers (there's me, and then there's Rachel Zoe, and then there's Fergus Henderson, and then there's everyone else) people often ask me what I think about stuff. They ask me what I'm watching, what I'm reading, what I'm listening to, what I'm drinking, what I'm wearing (underage girls are [...]
Artist:The Human Beast
Title:Maybe Someday
Link Text:Maybe Someday
File Name:the_human_beast_-_maybe_someda y.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Genre:Rock
Year:1970

Sunday Mix Tape Number 239

You know what they never address on the Survivor season finales? What happens to the digestive systems of the last three contestants after 39 days of near-starvation, when they get that final breakfast delivered to them. Because I know if I lived off of only rice and fruit for over a month, the first time [...]
Artist:Andy Stott
Title:North To South
Link Text:North To South
File Name:andy_stott_-_north_to_south.mp 3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Electronic
Year:2011
Artist:Blue Angels
Title:Wakeuppainted
Link Text:Wakeuppainted
File Name:blue_angels_-_wakeuppainted.mp 3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Experimental
Year:2011
Artist:Calla
Title:Promenade [U2]
Link Text:Promenade
File Name:calla_-_promenade.mp3
Bitrate:293 kbps
Genre:Rock
Year:2002
Artist:Intersystems
Title:Track #8
Link Text:Untitled (Track #8)
File Name:intersystems_-_untitled.mp3
Bitrate:262 kbps
Genre:Experimental
Artist:Kurt Vile
Title:My Sympathy
Link Text:My Sympathy
File Name:kurt_vile_-_my_sympathy.mp3
Bitrate:201 kbps
Genre:Rock
Year:2009
Artist:Louvin Brothers
Title:Satan Is Real
Link Text:Satan Is Real
File Name:louvin_brothers_-_satan_is_rea l.mp3
Bitrate:212 kbps
Genre:Country
Artist:Minette
Title:Come to Me at Tea-Time
Link Text:Come To Me At Tea-Time
File Name:minette_-_come_to_me_at_tea_ti me.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Genre:Lounge
Year:1968
Artist:Pelt
Title:Ghosts Are Never Forgiven
Link Text:Ghosts Are Never Forgiven
File Name:pelt_-_ghosts_are_never_forgiv en.mp3
Bitrate:266 kbps
Genre:Experimental
Year:1999
Artist:Rake
Title:Chesterfield Nights
Link Text:Chesterfield Nights
File Name:rake_-_chesterfield_nights.mp3
Bitrate:266 kbps
Genre:Rock
Year:1996
Artist:Reigns
Title:The Diagram
Link Text:The Diagram
File Name:reigns_-_the_diagram.mp3
Bitrate:247 kbps
Genre:Ambient
Year:2011
Artist:Richard Youngs
Title:Furrows Again
Link Text:Furrows Again
File Name:richard_youngs_-_furrows_again .mp3
Year:2011
Artist:Shingles
Title:Blood Fuel
Link Text:Blood Fuel
File Name:shingles_-_blood_fuel.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Genre:Experimental
Year:2011

On Binge Drinking, Meth, 2012 and The Future!

• "Do couples influence each other's drinking habits?" Must you even ask such a preposterous question, Newswise? Of course they do! I could never count the amount of times I've been driven to drink by girls I dated. I'm not saying binging when you're pissed off or upset is a good thing, but there's definitely [...]
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