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We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ack! LC says this is the last one, but we'll see. Join me again after the jump for the nonsesne. We actually start this week with Heidi and Stephanie having lunch, and Stephanie looks different. I can't exactly tell what it is but something is off. Apparently Lauren's birthday is coming up and Lo is throwing her a surprise party. Heidi didn't get an invite and is surprised since her and Lauren have been talking and texting. Uh What? I guess they have been talking since the finale. Stephanie tells Heidi to come [...]

It's been a long time. I shouldn't have left you. Packed week, folks. But we'll get into it.

Unless your a fan of the Braves or the WFC, it's Opening Day for you today. FUCK YEAH!

So maybe you have noticed (ok, probably not) that there hasn't been a recap for the past 3 episodes of Real World: Brooklyn on here. For a variety of reasons I haven't even been able to watch the past 3 episodes yet, although they are all waiting for me on the DVR. By now it seems kind of silly to go back and recap an episode from a few weeks ago when you have most likely already seen it and/or found a recap somewhere else. Truthfully, while I have always enjoyed the voyeuristic aspect of MTV's reality fare, lately I [...]

Tracy has decided he wants to go into space, and holds a press conference. Dennis shows up at Liz's door again. As part of his 12-step sex addiction recovery, he apologizes to Liz. Jack's mom has sent him up a bunch of old movies, including one of him at his ~8th birthday party, where he's so excited by one of his gifts that he vomits. Included was also his list of things to accomplish by age 50 1 . He's accomplished almost all of them. Jenna's hooked up to a [...]

Liz tells Kenneth she's going out for lunch, and Tracy has his usual demands, but Kenneth has already anticipated his needs. Tracy: "You are my Radar O'Reilly, Ken. Now get in here and rub my feet 'til you hear a chopper coming." Jack comes up to Liz, inquiring after Tracy's mood. His contract is up and Jack will be re-negotiating it. Since Tracy has ridiculous coin now, it's all about developing the personal relationship. He and Tracy have even gotten matching BFF bracelets. Liz, amused and a little touched: "You [...]

Sweet, Sweet Stoner Sleeved Tatted BEWBS. We will miss your awesome BEWBAGE. Light up a doob for Bewbs.

Thanks to The Colonel for joining us in the liveblog last night. We had some technical difficulties (again) and I missed the chance to approve and let in the rest of the crew. One of these days, we'll figure it out. The Roundtable marches onward and upward though, so hit the jump for thoughts on last night's shit fiesta of an episode JB* Yup, here we go – Seacrest gives us an attempt at drama faker than the banter between he and the [...]

The Following Takes Place Between 11:00 P.M and 12:00 A.M. Jack updates the CDC on the weapon and what he knows about it's container, the leak, and his knowledge of testing in Sangala Jack strips down butt naked and we get a nice view of all his scars. He's then scrubbed down by a team in hazmat suits with giant elephant brushes. Moss [...]

After a long, long time away (including, evidently, two episodes my DVR didn't get), everyone's favorite zip code is reopened for business in episode 17, "Life's a Drag". This week, Naomi tries to snake her way into new guy Liam's life, Silver gets carried away with looooooooove, and Hip Teacher Ryan finds himself in another awkward spot. Or so the previews would lead us to believe. Let's see, shall we? What Happened to the Main Cast Harry Wilson Parenting [...]

Happy April Fool's Day. Enjoy some Dan Deacon.

Hey, it's Tuesday already. Whaddyaknow. If you're here for the liveblog (the both of you) then it will be going live at 8pm. You can access it by clicking below: Click Here If you are here for the weekly Roundtable preview, then I highly suggest that you click this here jump button... Matt_T: This theme week is usually my favorite of the season. We get to see the singers do something current rather than [...]

I'm kinda low on time and its not the most exciting week either... New PB&J and the in-store release of It's Blitz! are what you need to know about. But you already knew that. Sorry for no real rundown this week, but we've gotta get the Idol Roundtable page view machine rolling...

Sometimes, life is cruel. I had a pass to a private Hold Steady show outside of Ballmer last night and I just couldn't make it up there. Sumbitch. At least I have a full month of rock shows staring me in the face pretty soon. Happy Monday everyone. We use a lot of Letterman clips around these parts. Probably because Letterman has awesome musical taste.

Just because we've said goodbye to Fat Dale, Jr. doesn't mean we've stopped carrying on over here. Have a good weekend folks, we'll see you back again on Monday.

Fat Dale, Jr. We shall miss your musk.

We've survived yet another Motown week on Idol, and once again, nobody was tragically murdered while in the D. Heartbreaking, I know. As always, your Roundtable is here to discuss the events of last night with the usual detailed run-down on what transpired. The usual formatting errors and shenanigoats await you after the jump... Matt_T: Another week and another somewhat surprising lack of trainwreckness. Matt - Let's Get it On: He was alright, but this was kind of boring. The judges overly praised it, but [...]

So, uh, hopefully we'll have that Idol Roundtable up for you today. In the meantime, enjoy this:

Well, I wasn't able to get the pre-show Roundtable together for everyone today. It's been a busy couple of days. We'll still have a post-performace show recap up tomorrow afternoon though. We wouldn't fail you twice. Or would I? Anyway, your weekly liveblog starts at 8pm EST and can be accessed below: Click Here

The Following Takes Place Between 10:00 P.M. and 11:00 P.M. Moss tells Kanin that Jack killed Senator Red Foreman and that Kanin is responsible because he's the one that allowed Jack access to Burnett. Kanin looks depressed. Jack calls Tony and tells him about what happened and the situation at the port. They're going to meet up. Hey, the First [...]