Blog: I shook the royal throne

ISTRT—2: destroy your hard drive!

Yeah. r d

hello bastards with cameraphones

In early August I went down to London and went to a few good gigs, a boring in-store performance and a nice festival that was marred by slightly rubbish organisation. I've got a fair bit of media and thoughts about all of them and I'll make some very late judgements ...

came #1

ISTRT, night number one. THE WANKYS DETHSCALATOR MOB RULES NEW CROSS INN, LONDON SE14 MONDAY 3RD NOVEMBER 2008 Oh wait, it happened. CHEERS to everyone who came. JEERS to everyone who didn't; you'll have plenty of chance ...

come

ISTRT, night number one. THE WANKYSKyushu terror from Leicester. Guard your ears! Listen: 'Just One Beer' DETHSCALATORHeavy jams a la Scratch Acid/Black Sabbath. Listen: 'Smooth No Holes' MOB RULES The most exciting band in the UK right now. Listen: 'Shame' DJs: roman ...
Link Text:Just One Beer
File Name:01 Just One Beer.mp3
Link Text:Shame
File Name:05 Shame.mp3
Link Text:Smooth No Holes
File Name:01 Smooth No Holes.mp3

off off levenshumle

Hey, remember I said I'd have some photos for you by now? That was before I locked myself out of my bedroom. Ho hum, to Poundstrecher for a cheap screwdriver it is, then. Or perhaps Wickes? For the time being, I'm in Manchester and I'm convinced that the ...

nail the cross review - diary of a rural warrior

Can a review of Nail The Cross be done in three hundred words? We report, you decide. I had my reservations about this event but they were generally washed away with good times and off licensing. Music with guitars! These New Puritans are no longer staid, and fronted by Bizarro Simon ...
Link Text:Archie Bronson Outfit - Kink
File Name:02 Kink.mp3
Link Text:These New Puritans - £42
File Name:10 £4.mp3
Artist:Caspa
Title:Born To Do It
Link Text:born to do it
File Name:01 Born To Do It.mp3
Year:2008

not brought to you by unibond

So, the day of reckoning has arrived for this celebration of okay bands and shitloads of dubstep: Nail The Cross started about an hour ago and I should really go up and enjoy the parade of Shoreditchers and promoters throwing money away in the name of making SE14 look special. Not ...

hello bastards

Things I need to do before I feel like blogging again. Move into my house properly. No food, no clean clothes, only two Alan Partridge DVDs and somehow my new room is a mess. Purchase a camera, or perhaps just several Tesco Value disposable things because inferiority is ...

ISTRT PODCAST #3 - the observer magazine sums it up

As you can see, I still have time on my hands. Me and my friend Marcus are back armed with alcohol and beers and musics. Ninety or so minutes, probably offensive to somebody and so forth. Be sure to listen out for the lineup for my upcoming New Cross Inn ...

this one's a reet yorkshire ripper

CAREER SUICIDE + GEOFFREY OI!COTT + BIG DIFFERENCE + COP OUT The Casbah, Sheffield Wednesday 6th August 2008, 8:00pm The perils of musical polygamy: Jonah Falco splits his days between two of Toronto's brightest bands - as the drummer from Fucked Up, but also as one quarter of Career Suicide, who because the ...
Artist:Career Suicide
Title:Play the Part
Link Text:Career Suicide - Play The Part
File Name:01-play-the-part.mp3
Bitrate:224 kbps
Year:2006

ISTRT PODCAST #2 - put a donk on it

This is a bit of a cop out, to be honest - this one is lacking in banter entirely. Instead, have a mixtape that illustrates the kind of material that has soundtracked my gradual and inevitable decline. You could probably stick it on an actual cassette; it'd be nice to ...

allegedly the investigation is still ongoing

If the above image doesn't fill you with glee: Scott Pilgrim is the creation of Bryan Lee O'Malley and involves seven ex-boyfriends, Sneaky Dee's, Chinese men slicing streetcars in half, bands named after Mega Drive obscurities and KNIVES CHAU? I will be talking about little else come February 4th, 2009 – ...
Artist:Madvillain
Title:Space Ho's Coast to Coast
Link Text:Download: Madvillain - Space Hos Coast To Coast
File Name:07-space-hos-coast-to-coast.mp 3
Artist:Plumtree
Title:Scott Pilgrim
Link Text:Download: Plumtree - Scott Pilgrim
File Name:01-scott-pilgrim.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:2004

you have all seven emeralds

SUPERSONIC FESTIVAL Custard Factory, Birmingham Friday 11th to Sunday 13th July 2008 Birmingham feels like Lincolnshire thrown into a blender with a few more buses, a less impressive cathedral and those silver balls you put on cakes. Digbeth in particular smacks of wandering down Freeman Street in Grimsby, except it's been taken over ...

living for the depression

Hey, have a comic instead of original content. Cat and Girl by Dorothy Gambrell is a comic that I became aware of because of a T-shirt portraying the eponymous characters as Vikings. As someone who was that ex-roommate who sold all but five of his CDs, I emphasise with what ...
Artist:Flipper
Title:The Way of the World
Link Text:Download: Flipper The Way Of The World
File Name:05-the-way-of-the-world.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1981

why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Two French exchange students found dead after a fire in south-east London were the victims of a ''frenzied, horrible and horrific attack'' having been bound and stabbed repeatedly in the head, neck and torso before the house was set alight. Laurent Bonomo, of Velaux, and Gabriel Ferez, ...

ISTRT PODCAST #1 - riding the wave of bullshit

Here we go. If you had the misfortune to listen to any of my shows on Wired (Goldsmiths' radio station of sorts), then you'll know that I'm more suited with a keyboard than with my own voice. Nevertheless, thanks to a few hours of GarageBand tomfoolery and several cans of ...

ISTRT PODCAST #1 - riding the wave of bullshit

Here we go. If you had the misfortune to listen to any of my shows on Wired (Goldsmiths' radio station of sorts), then you'll know that I'm more suited with a keyboard than with my own voice. Nevertheless, thanks to a few hours of GarageBand tomfoolery and several cans of ...

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HEALTH + BUTTONHEAD + GENTLE FRIENDLY WHITE HEAT vs. NO PAIN IN POP Madame JoJo's, Brewer Street, W1 Tuesday 10th June, 8:00pm Hey, I should talk about music while I've got the energy to type constructive things instead of googling lyrics that could be used in foreign court cases, soooo here's some more visual ...
Artist:HEALTH
Link Text:HEALTH - Perfect Skin
File Name:10-perfect-skin.mp3
Year:2007

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HEALTH + BUTTONHEAD + GENTLE FRIENDLY White Heat vs. No Pain In Pop; Madame JoJo's, Brewer Street, W1 Tuesday 10th June, 8:00pm Hey, I should talk about music while I've got the energy to type constructive things instead of googling lyrics that could be used in foreign court cases, soooo here's some ...

dublin, dundee, humberside

I miss New Cross. The past nine months have been certainly something - chaotic, expensive, wonderful, three pound ten a pint - but that was all expected, rather unlike the gaping chasm that once housed my overdraft and my continued inadequacy when it comes to spirit measures. For every time stood ...
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