I mean... this'll kill you! Mickey introduced me to Stok during the show a few weeks ago, and I am hooked. I think it makes my stomach do backflips, but I'm really alert! It's black gold, and a hellofa lot cheaper than the triple red eye at It's a Grind . These Folks went looking and discovered that it would take a gallon to kill a 175lb man. I've had about a cup in one day, but only because I was up so [...]
Do you? Do you? Good, you're married, kiss her. This episode exposes my suffering... Specifically, sick drunk queasy feelings I had after enjoying far too much meat and vodka. A little known side effect of never eating a carb is that there is NOTHING to soak up the alcohol... Specifically, the grape vodkahol... Which tastes like Welch's... From a felcher's point of view. And you know, that is JUST the sort of nasty term I had promised myself you and I would not use, loyal readers. [...]
So, the television news has been asplendor today, with local 6 here in Orlando proving their mettle in the field of hard-nosed journalism. It seems that ghosts abound on a strip of Interstate 4 that connects northern Orlando to the coast. A source on the Florida Highway Patrol , speaking to me under a strict understanding that I would keep his identity secret, stated that, "We done saw us a buncha spooks... It was dark, real dark... That kinda dark where you get up at 3am and stumble into the kitchen to eat up a [...]
Ahhh, Prime Rib. This entire episode is devoted to Prime Rib. And drinking... And the joys that spending time with friends can bring to one's life. But mostly, this episode is about the meat. J is warming up nicely to the mic, and we are really starting to find our places in each others' streams. You must never cross the streams. Were you to cross the streams, the universe would wink out of existence, and be replaced with something infinitely more flamboyant and fancy. His addition has truly [...]
Ah, yes... The feel of ungummy underdesks, the sweet simmering swell of Mozart , the pleasant odor of Oxy and Sexual frustration... There is nothing like the Gifted class. Once heralded as a brilliant method of forcing the cream to separate at an early age from the chaff, it turns out that telling little Pendleton that he is a genius may not be in his best interest. I've always known that, since the day They first took me by the hand, whisking me [...]
Now that the internet has gone all fractured, I am happy to report that the fine folks over at xkcd.com have tossed together a map of sorts. Look, at least someone out there is trying to create order out of the miasma and masochistic html, xml, and other types of hell being sold as code these days. What the hell is a guid? I thought that was a gui... Or was that a gnutella? GoZilla? Is that more or less than MoZilla? HELP!
A cold wind blows across the dusty plains of what was once a fertile land. Harsh, acidic rain pours down upon the horrorscape that the world has become. Mutants leap with delight on the outskirts of the few remaining pockets of humanity... A dark and mournful "moo" their only warning, before leaping upon the stragglers and travelers desperate enough to venture so far from the safety of the tent cities. In other words, the future is bleak , people, and today we talk about why. Robots controlled by the same people responsible for this [...]
CNN reports that Iran has banned western style haircuts and eyebrow plucking for men. Is there any honor greater than dying for the rat tail? I submit that there is not. I can only imagine this comes on the heels of Ahmadinejad being forced to share in man-love, another western delicacy. Note the hammy hands, urging him on, compelling him to yield to the swarthy love that dare not speak its name... In all honesty, I like Iranian haircuts. Kinda remind me of Yakov Smirnoff. [...]
We announced today the addition of one of our favorite people in the whole wide world, a man without peer in the ways of humor, intellect, and smoothiness, J. That's it. J. We invite you to join us and welcome him to our little thing. We are sure that his input will help us to take this project to the big leagues, where we will all chew pink gum instead of cud. And you, The loyal and bountiful Heard, will be there with us, enjoying the salad days of the epoch of SomaCow, forged in.... Wow. [...]
Thanks, FunForever! Book art " Georgia Russell is a Scottish artist who uses a scalpel instead of a brush or a pen. She works with obsessive perserverance to create constructions that transform found ephemera, such as books, music scores, maps, newspapers, currency and photographs." I gotta go cut up some books!
Yeah. Um. Our bad. I suppose, if one thing can be gleaned from this episode, it is that Mickey called me fat . I would write more, but I need to go do some sit-ups. Maybe svelte Mickey can add some more. Southern Culture on the Skids - Camel Walk Hydrovibe - No Fury Hillbilly Hellcats - Hot Rockin' Rhythm
Hello again, friends! I have missed you bunches, and I trust that you have weathered our absence with a minimum of itching. In this delicious and brimming hour of SomaCow, we got some legs and went hunting for topics galore. Earthday was the main theme, which I think we can all agree is a giant pantload of commercialism and communism and capitali... Wait. That isn't right. We mock the " What to Do for Earthday (which I will from here on out be referring to as GAD, or Glorified Arbor Day)" Websites, and their endless [...]
We congratulate you, as a person of taste, class, and sophistication. We hope you will put that all aside and enjoy the wonder of our new show, Somacow . We began this venture under a different name , and with a different cast , in a different studio. Lots of adversity has befallen us, including one of our show members winning the lottery and going on to build custom choppers in the Caymans and not answering our phone calls. The changes we have undergone have forged us anew, and we stand now ready [...]
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Nas - Daughters
The Rains of Castamere by The National
CHROMATICS "THESE STREETS WILL NEVER LOOK THE SAME"
DIIV "How Long Have You Known?" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Avicii – Two Million
Beck – I Just Started Hating Some People Today
H&M Lookbook Mujer y Hombre Otoño 2012.
