Blog: Hipster RunOff

Miley Cyrus has a TOTALLY new haircut. But what if I told you that before Miley, TONS of black men and women sported this haircut for centuries. Whether it is by wave of weaves, hair relaxants, or even skinning the heads of their enemies, this has been very popular within post-African cultures for a VERY long time. Here are 60 examples. 1. Danny Brown 2. Tito Jackson 3. Blanket Jackson 4. Tommy Jefferson [...]

Billy Ray Cyrus has been ROCKING THE SOUL PATCH. His Daughter is also under TONS of media scrutiny for her new haircut ripping ppl off . But what if I told u that Billy Ray was actually the first person to totally STEAL the soul patch from some1 else? 1. Winter Olympic Speedskater, Apolo Anton Ohno 0. Billy Ray Cyrus ⌛. Billy Ray Cyrus Hey Billy! Get your own style! Stop [...]

Miley Cyrus has a HIPSTER new hairdo, but what if I told u that she totally STOLE it from alt hipster cultural icons and celebs! Here are who the internet is TWEETING about Miley's hair being stolen from! 1. Robyn 2. Grimes 3. Agyness Deyn 4. Alice Glass 4.6. Albert Hammond Jr of the Strokes [...]

Miley Cyrus has a TOTALLY cool new haircut. But did you know that she's not actually the first person to rock this glam haircut? Here are 9.5 examples of rockin people who did it first! 1. Katie Couric 2. Al Pacino 3. Precious's Mom 4. Charlize Theron in Monster 5. Justin Guarini 6. Young LeBron James [...]

Katy BB! OH effing NO! I can see ur entire butt! Did u go to the wave pool? That sounds fun! Actually, I almost died in a wave pool, drowning. I was literally just caught in the undertow, sorta like that Linkin Park song! Then I went under, and I couldn't breathe and I prob shouldn'ta been in the deep end bc I can only doggy paddle and do the dead man's float. I would be SO EMBERRESSED if my butt came out of my bathing suit. I always feel like there is a log of [...]

Childish Gambino will TANK anywhere people give him money. He's been tanking all over the world since he first launched his music career. It's not about the love of rap game, or proving the haters wrong. It's about showing up, collecting a check, and hopefully finding a hot white broad in the crowd that he can bone. If only Donald Glover could hear what we hear when his music plays. However, he just looks out into a crowd of adoring fans who think think they are watching an NBC Comedy in real life. [...]

Miley BB! I love LOVE LOVE the new hair! Did u get it cut at Super Cuts? I went there and they TOTALLY RUINED my hair! I look like a big, fat, butch lesbian and i HATE it, but at the same time, I am getting more attention from huge women than I ever have from men, but at the same time, I am just not attracted to women who look like me, and at the same time, how can i love myself if i am not even attracted to myself? #UGH Miley! U look TOTALLY [...]

Photo via SPIN Dude Check it the fuck out. It's my fucking HEAD I ordered it off the fucking internet U see me on some livestreams or what? Dude I look BAD ASS in this BIG HEAD Honestly kinda feel like a tool carrying this around but I bet I look BAD ASS in the LIVESTREAM Did u see me? Oh. Just barely. That's cool though Talked to a lot of hot girls though They [...]

There's nothing worse than TED Talks. They are basically like 'Chicken Soup for the Person with a Stick Up their Ass's Soul Who want to Watch Some1 Trying 2 Sound Deep and Feeling Like they Are Smart, Cultured, and have a Broad World View.' They are basically just for people who are stuck with the 'I take AP/Honors Classes and I am s0o0oo0 smart' worldview. Anyways, I feel bad for this woman who gave a TED TALK on SWAG. She was trying to be innovative, quirky, and 'relevant to today's tweens.' Except she just sounded dumb, but [...]

Nardwuar is probably the only entertaining interview worth watching/reading/consuming at all these days. It really isn't THAT informative, but he gives the interviewee gifts that relate to their past, and u get 2 see them be all like 'OMG! I know this shit! This is an amazing interview! Ur the best Nardywaury! Thanx 4 all the gifts. Where did get this stuff? LOL!' Nardwuar interviewed the official Prince of Dubstep, Skrillex , and it was a chill hang. It is only a matter of time b4 Nardwuar is sponsored [...]

Photo via Brooklyn Vegan Lollapalooza has turned into a sespool of urine and miscellaneous teen fluids. After seeing a bro FINGERBLASTING A GIRL in the middle of the festival yesterday , this bro in a Michael Jordan jersey decided to piss all over the music festival. Maybe he was pissed about having to evacuate the music fest . Maybe he was pissed about not getting to the front for a KILLER AVICII set. Maybe he just likes whipping out his johnson. Maybe he h8s the Charlotte [...]

Photo via Brooklyn Vegan Ry Gos! Dude bro! Killing it at another music festival? That's cool, broski! UR not just an actor, ur a branded entity who makes women's panties CREAMY AS EFF Sorta like James Franco or Joey Lawrence KILLER FUCKIN BOD, bro! We gotta fuckin afterparty with some bands. Remember that time u went to FunFunFunFest? U workin on a new Terrence Malick film abt the beauty of music, or what? RYGOS [...]

I feel bad for Die Antwoord . They 'went viral' back in the era of the music blogosphere when people thought 'having a viral rap video' meant you were a viable commercial option. Then Die Antwoord and Kreayshawn made us realize that we are just watching weird, trashy white people being tacky and laughing at them, having no interest in actually purchasing their product. We don't consider what they do art, they are just desperately trying to get our attention for all the wrong reasons. Which is why we have to thank Die Antwood for [...]

Do u sometimes evr get a good feeling? A feeling like u nevr never ever felt b4? Well AVICII was able to capture that feeling, riding it to international DJ EDM fame. Now a bunch of Eurobags think he is God's gift to music, worshipping him as if he is a deity or something. Sorta wish I had gone to TOMORROWLAND, but at the same time, relieved that raves in America are mainly just for underagers, and not the equivalent of DisneyWorld for adults. Do u evr have a nightmare that u live in Europe, [...]

My name is Daveed Gooettah, and I am ze greatest ZeeJay and Producier in ze world. I play the muzic of the ZEE-DEE-EMM. I support the ZEE-D-M explozion of the past zeveral years, mainly because I am ze driving force behind ze club hits that you hear today. My name is Daveed Gooettah, and I am ze greatest ZeeJay and Producier in ze world. ✌ I play ze music festivus Tommorrowland, one of ze greatest music festivus in ze world, because ze Daveed Guettuah playz eet. I spin ze hits lika ze Titanium and ze [...]

Photos via TimeoutChicago Donald Glover has tanked at Coachella . Donald Glover has TANKED at Bonaroo. Donald Glover has TANKED at Sasquatch . Donald Glover has brought his TANKY TANK TANK TANKFEST to Lollapalooza. Thanks a lot, Donald Glover . You and your Childish Gambino have become the ultimate music festival ticket scam. So many entry level music fest lamestreamers paying to see 'a TV Star' rapping in front of them. [...]

The xx have been searching for the ultimate Xes to put on stage since their rise to buzz fame in early 2k9. Basically, the drummer bro doesn't play real drums, he just taps on some bleepy bloop drum machine, so he needs a place to keep his drums. It seems as though they have discovered new on-stage X technology. See-thru clear/glass Xes, which is probably a metaphor for transparency. The xx's new song is incredibly boring . Maybe since they are also known as The Dos Equises, we can call them THE LEAST INTERESTING [...]

Caught up in a moment of passion hearing so many buzzbands I really think she is 'the one' I mowed lawns all summer to pay for her ticket so that she felt like I could make BIG THANGS POP but the only thing abt 2 pop is dat pussy and/or my nut fingering my GF in public in a moment of passion [via drugs/foreign substances] We never get any alone time But we can do anything we want here Feeling alive and free [...]

I thought this was going to be the most meaningful weekend of my life Riding the train in from the city/road tripping from a fringe Midwestern state into Chicago listening to Sufjan Stevens ' hit song "Chicago" Things we going well Got a new tank top to sport rockin hard as a tank top bro Even pulled out a retro ass NBA jersey Spent the better part of the last 8 days plotting how to get to the front for the AVICII set [...]

To be honest, I love Chik Fil A. I love the way that they fry their chicken in peanut oil, leading to a complex fry. Sometimes I'll get the spicy chicken sammy. Shit goes perfectly with some Chik Fil A sauce. Maybe some ranch. U gotta get those waffle fries. Damn. Shit is hella swag. Maybe Go Hard on some sweet tea. Homemade lemonade. Maybe even homemade Diet Lemonade. Sometimes I even GO HAM on an Arnold Palmer. When I'm really going hard, I'll get nuggs, tenders, a sammy, a spicy sammy, combo size that [...]