Blog: Hipster RunOff

I love love LOVE The Fray! I honestly did not think that the National Anthem could be REINVENTED, but some how, yall COMPLETELY DID IT. I LOVE the Fray. I TRUELY believe that they are BETTER THAN Coldplays. They sing songs about REAL issues like LOVE, LIFE. The lead singer is a Hottie McHotHot! They are SO Creative. I honestly wish ALL of them were at the fray of my panties... but i'd need to hit the gym before I fit into sexie panties... I need to date a guy like this! no more DEADBEATS. Some [...]

Sup guys. Lucas here. Just hangin out in a t-shirt. Check out this mother effing gorilla! HAHA! Tyler and the boys are bein TOTALLY cray on tour. Been gettin a good amount of pussy, but I do miss my girl back home. I miss California. Great food back home. Miss that shit a lot. #burrrriiitttoooos! Check me out, dogs! I'm modeling! this shit is swag and cray. I used to be into some sorta Supreme pizza brand that all the other guys dug, but now I'm CRUSHING in Bathing Ape. I gotta [...]

In a matter of two weeks, I will make a pilgrimmage to the alternative Holy Land: Indio, California--Effing Coachella , Bitches! Even though I might be broadcasting that on Facebook, making sure every one knows that I have more meaningful alternative events on my horizon, it's actually kinda a burden. I am having a lot of anxiety. I guess what I'm trying to ask is: "Will my BANGIN BIKINI BOD be in shape 4 Coachelly?" I am on the Coachella Diet. If I end up 'naked' in a viral festival meme, I want [...]

Oh Bon Iver bro... I remember back in the day when we used to 'feud' U said I was mean and a huge piece of shit [ link ] But now we're totally boys! I love the new documentary cover, bro! Effing crushing it KILLING IT </embed> Who woulda thought one bro from the Midwest Living in a cabin would MORPH into an EDM legend collab-ing with Will.i.am The Black Eyed Peas Luda U did it, Bon Iver [...]

</embed> Have you ever wanted to see MGMT hunk Andrew VanWyngarden get paparrazi stalked by a group of South American Latina Alts (Altinas). Well, Andrew VanWyngarden and MGMT were playing in Columbia, and some BBs (pronounced with Latino accent) went outside of MGMT 's hotel to stalk them. Now we get ALL ACCESS VIP coverage of Andrew VanWyngarden 's new hair, new song, and COMPLETELY new attitude abt life. Andrew VanWyngarden has purple hair, yall! He looks happie 4 the first time in a [...]

Joel Zimmerman is deadmau5 , known as one of the hottest hunks in the entire EDM game. Although he often wears a mouse mask, he usually takes off the mask and shows off his beautiful face. But we're not the only ones finding him beautiful these days. As you can see, he was spotted SITTING SIDE BY SIDE with Fox's New Girl , Zooey Deschanel . The EDM pioneer has got to be living in 500 days of Zooey if he played his cards right. We recently say Zooey Deschanel in her new [...]

Just Bein Lana! [...]

After Lana Del Rey , we weren't quite sure who would fill our void for content by an attractive female alt indie musician. However, Grimes has carried the load for the second half of March, and has turned into a top tier indie diva.... especially after these latest pics that were featured on Last Night's Party . The photographer behind the site, Merlin Bronques is a master at getting girls naked. He might have started an alt celeb sex scandal after these latest photos surfaced. Editor's Note: This is [...]

Some honky lady was all like "wah wah! I'm fat. Why am I an effing honky whale when I used to have a perfect honky bod that every man in the world wanted to stick their honky peens in? Why me? Why poor old honky ass me?" She loved eating food, like most honkies do, but hated getting fat, because honkies hate looking like big honky whales. She goes to a doctor, and is like 'gimme some honky remedies for fat ppl: Diet Pills." Then she thought she had cancer, and was like [...]

The Juno Awards are 'The Grammys of Canada', where Canadian artists are honored for teaching the world that Canada is the home of AMAZING, KEWL artists. From what I understand, Canada is this utopian place 4 artists to believe that they are valued by society, not just corporate entities. They come to America, make money, then go back to Canada to believe that they are 'still artists.' Here are some photos from the show and a COMPLETE recap of the big winners of the night. The Arcade Fire . [...]

I did it. I finally did it. I'm not poor any more. I won the Mega Millions jackpot. I'm not just some 'effing schlub' any more. I'm rich. I can buy 'kewl shit.' I can go to the mall and buy swag ass shit. I will buy a 'sweet car' so that ppl know that I am 'effing rich.' I will construct a mansion that is too big for me, invite my friends, family, and posse to live with me. We will party so much that we 'effing trash' the house, and it will [...]

The Dirty Projectors are a high-end honky ass white man's indie band that embody the aging face of 'cool dads tryin 2 groove' 2 relevant indie rock. Some people love them, others are all like "Huh? I don't get it." But then u go to a show, and see 3 altbaguettes on stage, and ur like 'alright, i'll check out these BBs for an hour and a half.' They have some new song that showcases the voice of lead singer Dave Longstreth , instead of letting the altbaguette choir do their thing. He was probably like [...]

BOOM . Got ya. The game has been changed. #GameChanger

Lucas Vercetti , also known as The White Guy in Odd Future , has become the most popular member of Odd Future , displacing Tyler the Creator as the most interesting man in the rap band. It seem like every one wants to know EVERYTHING about his past.... What if I told you he MAY have been a child star when he was younger? It seems like he looks EXACTLY like the caddy in the Adam Sandler classic movie Happy Gilmore . Although the film is no Billy Madison , you have to [...]

</embed> I used to know this dude in high school, and he was a pretty chill, quiet dude. Now, the a-hole is blasting my Facebook feed with tons of 'promoting' for 'parties' in our crappy local scene. I don't really get it, because it's not like they are 'real events' where 'real bands and DJs' play. It is just this bleak microscene where gross people go to drink cheap well liquor. I'm not sure when he became so obsessed with 'the party lifestyle' enough to get 'hella involved' with 'promoting sick events.' I guess in [...]

Photo by Last Nights Party Oh Diplo bb... Ur looking SWOLE in ur tanktop... I still think abt the time u got shirtless on that cruiseship and showed off ur BANGIN BOD... HOTTIE HUNK ALERT: Diplo gets COMPLETELY SHIRTLESS, shows off his BANGIN BOD Sometimes I wish I was a FOREIGN ETHNIC HOTTIE and u could come 2 my culture and harvest the soul of my country but more importantly... make [...]

[Interview at 14:30] </embed> This is Grimes performing at some random radio station called 'KEXP.' There's nothing worse than when radio stations seem like these 'iconic place where authentic journalism takes place', but then u realize they are just places where ppl work 'on the cheap' because it is a dying business model and most of the 'personalities' who work there are just holding on for dear life, being paid below market wages. Anyways, one of those people interviews Grimes at around the 14:30 mark of this video. Before that, Grimes [...]

Ben bro... I'm honestly rlly worried about you. u NEED to get over Zooey... First you started 'running a lot' to clear ur mind [ link] Then u turned to pills... [ link ] But now you started going to raves? Cmon bro.... Act ur age. I know ur in2 the Bleep Bloops because u did the whole Postal Service thing... but I mean CMON... raving with the fingertip glow things? I get it Ben... Ur effed up out of [...]

Trent Reznor is a Nine Inch Nails bro who is widely regarded as a cultural alt visionary. He's sort of like Robert Smith of the Cure, except he's not wearing the same costume from 20 years ago, or something. I am not sure if he is still in a band, or if he just writes meaningful bleep bloops over David Fincher films and collects 'mad Oscars.' Anyways, some 'embarassing footage' of him on some dance from the 90s emerged, and it has ruffled some feathers in the alt haircut community. It seems as though Trent Reznor has [...]

</embed> I guess being in She & Him with M. Ward was sorta getting boring. Sure, you can sell a shitload of albums to NPR cool dads and whimsical high-end female tween blog readers, but at the end of the day, the real money is in the pop mass markets. U have to give Zooey Deschanel props 4 going where the money is, instead of continuing to exploit the dying 'indie' aesthetic. Sure, she's a QT with bangs, but QTs with bangs are mnstrm now. Her new song "Call Me Maybe" is a POP [...]