
I love being reminded that I live in a farmhouse early in the morning. I mean, it's just the cherry on top seeing cat shit behind your door. Hey, that's how old people roll nowadays. I think it's hilarious, and a tad sad, but who am I to judge, I have my own 'sad' things as well. So I've officially fallen in love with this place, Paris is so beautiful, so everything, there's really nothing to add at this point. What really was the cherry on top was seeing soulwax live, in Paris' hotspot 'Le Showcase'. I got to see [...]

I love how people automatically hit on you when you travel alone. Because when you travel alone, it obviously means you are desperate and willing to fuck anyone that approaches you. Well, I was pretty lucky with my prince charming. He came up to me and asked if my earphones were working. You know, because so many people wear earphones just for the sake of wearing them. Although, to be fair, my earphones did look hot. If I were to make love with an object(by that, I don't mean penetration, because, hello, yeah, but I mean the type of love [...]

I decided just to stop wasting my time trying to 'work things out', and just move on. This week is going to be a life changing one. I'm going to travel on my own, and explore on my own. Paris in winter? Did I mention I've never been to a place during winter, well, a cold one that is. I'm going to stop my childish ways, and just grow up. I'm 18. Still young. But hey, I think it's about time I should stop playing with my barbies. Did I mention that I have a fringe? Okay, might not go [...]
It's funny how quickly you can switch from loving a person to hating a person. I guess they are similar feelings, I mean, they do have the same intensity. Ah, that's me, rambling in my philosophical bullshit. Actually, I do come up with quite provoking thoughts, but hey, I'll leave that for later. Anywho, remember how I'd get those pervy myspace messages? Well, turns out, girls are following the trend as well. I just had this lesbian facebook me; the message was full of desperation and had atrocious English. Even after I told her off, basically calling her dumb, she'd [...]

The big 18. All these years I have longed to turn legal. I mean, I'd always use the "when I'm 18" bit, well, turns out things don't really change when you turn 18. Although they do get more complicated. Lots of things to do; Driver's license, ID, sending out applications, buying Christmas presents, cure Aids...the list goes on. So what did Clemence Poles do on her birthday you might ask? Well, her lovely partner in crime, Olivia organized a little get together for her, provided with lots of booze, cakes, and good food. What more would you want in life? [...]
Beautiful. Beautifully depressing. Here I am, back in my Joy Division phase. Enjoying that feeling that only Ian Curtis can provide. Joy Division - Disorder Shadowplay (Joy Division cover) - The Killers Here's a little blast from the past for you joy division fans to enjoy...

Sleep in a bottle. Well, that's what Bourgeois promised me. I'm exhausted, but extremely happy. Guess where these sexy legs are going? Paris. It's confirmed y'all. 17th to the 30th of December, I'll be fucking everyone in Paris, just like the good old days. You going? Give me a hoot. I received another invitation to this honor program due to my 'high achievements in school", feels good to be wanted, so I have to pick between this "Public to Public" program and this "Global youth leaders" program. I have to figure this out before the 30th. [...]

The stress continues. But good stress, things are ending, I'm almost there... I've gotten over my failed SAT, as well as passing the deadline for registering for SAT 2. I just can't be bothered. I've really had a non-interesting week, I mean, just thinking about it bores me. But then again, I think so much of myself, that it was bound to happen. (The boring myself part, because I am an interesting person, very, if you must know). Cheese Night, Mathieu's birthday, My birthday, Rugby 7s, Driver's license...hardcore month. (The good hardcore, not the 'what the hell is [...]

Hectic. Very Hectic. You'd think that things would calm down, or get better, but hey, what kind of world would it be birds sang everyday, and britney wore underwear. You have to be realistic, that's what I've learned this month. I've reached a state of numbness. I also associate it with confusion, as I don't know whether I care I'm doing badly in my school work or not. I'm filling my applications. I think I'm ready. I think I'm scared. At the end of the day, I can't be bothered with all this life planning, I have my [...]
As soon as things calm down, I shall post some interesting facts about me, or some sex stories, will see, depends on my mood. Until then, enjoy one of my favorite's band, The Kings of Leon 's, latest video/song, "Charmer". Hell, their latest album "Because of the Times" is brilliant. They can do no wrong. Charmer - Kings of Leon P.S: What do you think of the lead singer's new do? (Made me cum if [...]

Most of you, well the few of you that read my blog must be bursting with curiosity regarding my Indie/Electro night. Well, here goes. (weeeee) Sorry, I'm really exhausted, I'll prolly slip a lot of bullshit in this post. There were lots of things that bothered me, like the fact that prior the event, this philipino bunch of girls took the stage with covers of Shakira, Tina Turner, and other gay anthems. Didn't really set up the 'indie' mood. Then, not much indie was being played, worse, a tons of non-indie or electro related was being played, as well as [...]

As sad and pathetic these people are, I find their messaging skills quite amusing. I think we all should respect their messaging skills. Bless em'. 3 days left until my Indie/Electro night. That should be enough of a reason for me to post this awesome remix of Wolfmother 's Woman. MSTRKRFT can do no wrong. Woman - Wolfmother (MSTRFRKT remix)
Okay, I might have ignored my 'not drinking advice'. Regardless, I just realized how much I hate not being in control of my own state, it's like an itch that you can't scratch (I'm deep with comparisons). So yeah, it's been a hell of a weekend. Twisted Melons, where my friends and I introduced "La Tecktonic" (Here is a video in case you are an ignorant) Then there was Cheese, where I convinced a couple of people to show up to the Cuckoo's Nest and to [...]
I think I should stop drinking. The Hives are Back. With "Tick Tick Boom" Love the song. Tick Tick Boom - The Hives Love the Video Peace. x

On Cuckoo's Nest - The Indie/Electro night: Everything is confirmed, it will be on Thursday, the 25th of October, it will start at 10pm, and it will end at 3am. Expect some electro later during the night as we will start warming up the crowd with some indie tunes. I managed to get 7days (this newspaper in the UAE) to feature our Event, prolly on Tuesday or Wednesday, so that's very exciting. A couple of Radio stations also agreed to whore us out. So yeah, things are looking good. If you do show up, come and holla at [...]

Even though Jean-Baptiste Maunier is like 13-14 in The Choristes, I'd still do naughty things to him. Does that make me a pedophile? (Merci Olive pour le super film!)
I'm sure most of you have seen the Naked rugby calendar... Well, good news, I've got something else for you to masturbate to. Naked Farmers. The agriculteurs du centre de la France, stole the rugbymen's thunder by posing nude for the calendar. Now you know what to get me for Christmas. Music wise. The Bird and the Bee came out with a new album called "Please clap your hands", and yes, it's really good. They definitely still have that quirky, pop-ish and electro feel. Okay, maybe I'm pushing it a bit with my electro [...]
It took me barely 2mins to realize that I had found my love. Rarely do I come across movies that mark me. Let alone, makes me want to re-watch it. Well, Cashback changed things for me. Originally a short film, Sean Ellis decided to extend it to a movie. And thank fuck he did. From, the plot to the visual, he did no wrong. This film was definitely cumilicious. (I just made up that term on the spot. I'm so witty...) Don't worry, I didn't come empty handed. Here's the short film: PART 1 [...]