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This blog has been put to sleep. I now have a new site called Yep . Goodbye.

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Prancecock, get in contact . I have some writing work for you. I don't give a fuck who you are. Email me from a new address if you want.

This week's Fader blog column is up . Btw, imagine how completely insane you'd go if you were forced to listen to this chorus on loop and look at my new logo for an hour – while on acid.

Colonel Ryszard Kuklinski with Texas A&M cadets Invented by Ryszard "Crunk King" Kuklinski (the grandson of an infamous Polish Cold War spy of the same name), Crunkczar, which sounds a bit like Polish donk, is a terrifying new genre that makes ravers lose control of their bodies. The drug of choice is a cocktail of carfentanyl, a downer that's approximately 10,000 times more potent than morphine, and Dexedrine, a powerful amphetamine. (Young fans opt for something slightly less harmful: a mixture of Red Bull and sherbert, referred to as "crunk gunk".) Some [...]

For the latest Bass Odyssey column on thefader.com I had a mole implanted on the Newham Generals' table at the NME Awards, who reported back on the important things like how many cocktail sausages Footsie was eating (the average for the whole night was 48 per hour). The mole (Jack from Friendly Fires) also did a mix of classic house and bleep and stuff, which you can listen to below. Tracklist in comments.

You may not have known where East Anglia was, but you knew the way into our hearts. You will be dearly missed.

Full blurb here .

I recently started a new column on the Vice site in which I get one of my many celeb friends to review an album. In the first installment , the hilarious James Corden reviews a noise record on No Fun. The next one will be up by the end of the week.

TRC combine the chagrin and angst of hardcore with some grime-style rapping. Read all about it over on guardian.co.uk/music . By the way, synth-metal poster boys Enter Shikari are now doing dubstep .

This is Rusko – by the looks of it, not long after a two-hour appointment at Toni & Guy. But which animal does he most resemble? 1 . A well-groomed llama 2 . A thirsty pig 3 . A harassed camel 4 . A drenched cat 5 . [...]

This is Rusko – by the looks of it, not long after a two-hour appointment at Toni & Guy. But which animal does he most resemble? 1 . A well-groomed llama 2 . A thirsty pig 3 . A harassed camel 4 . A drenched cat 5 . [...]

Colonel Ryszard Kuklinski with Texas A&M cadets Invented by Ryszard "Crunk King" Kuklinski (the grandson of an infamous Polish Cold War spy of the same name), Crunkczar is a terrifying new genre that makes ravers lose control of their bodies. The drug of choice is a cocktail of carfentanyl, a downer that's approximately 10,000 times more potent than morphine, and Dexedrine, a powerful amphetamine. (Young fans opt for something slightly less harmful: a mixture of Red Bull and sherbert, referred to as "crunk gunk".) Some people will break both their arms and [...]

• A MILIHAAK (CrunkCzar 4eva mix)

I recently started a new column on the Vice site in which I get one of my many celeb friends to review an album. In the first installment , the hilarious James Corden reviews a noise record on No Fun. The next one will be up by the end of the week.

Full blurb here .

Full blurb here .

New venue off Curtain Road. Will be fun.

New venue off Curtain Road. Will be fun.

You may not have known where East Anglia was, but you knew the way into our hearts. You will be dearly missed.