Blog: You And Whose Army?

Have you seen this thing? HUH? Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela? Matt Damon as a Afrikaans Rugby Footballer? CLINT EASTWOOD making a picture about one of the most delicate and pivotal times in South African history? I say again: HUH? Here's how this went down: Clint Eastwood (on the phone): Hey Morgsy, remember when you did Million Dollar Baby? Morgan Freeman: Hey Clinty, yeah I do! That was sooooo cool! Clint Eastwood: This new movie I'm doing isn't anything like [...]

This commercial is simply so much more. I really can't understand people who ignore the beauty of skateboarding. Nike SB Shoe Commercial. In case you don't know who this is, it's Paul Rodriguez and Eric Koston skatin' around. Kobe shows up. If you don't know who he is, you're done. Also in another case of me knowing much more about music than you, I know what song is in the commercial. I'm sure you want to know what it is, because it's so fucking good. Ice Cube - [...]

Artist: Aesop Rock Album: Labor Days Song: Labor + Song: Daylight "I gotta inklin' this is going be tha one the children bicker over..." Double dipping is an activity of the elite.

Hello All. I'm going to begin posting my short stories here. Please choose your friends carefully. ------------------------------ ----------------- Wicked Sons. By John P. Spies. ------------------------------ ----------------- I love cigarettes. It's rare that you are aware that something your doing is actually killing you, bit by bit. Every breath of poison air is like calmly staring death in the face and saying, fuck you, you bastard. I will have my day [...]

Artist: White Denim Album: Fits Song: Syncn jaw droppin'.

According to Ken, we're fucked. Mindboggling. I swear he is being sarcastic, but I could also equally swear just as hard that he is not. What the fuck is going on here? How do you get like this? Where is Rush Limbaugh when you need him?

Wowsers. I defy anyone to explain this. Defy. and that song? lulz. "WE KILL THE DRAGONS"

Hello all. My friends and I are about to do something very shit-happy awesome, and I will be chronicling our adventures on this here website. I can't tell you what exactly it is we are doing at the moment, for that would spoil all the fun. And all the fun can't be spoilt. Not one damn drop. But I can give you a picture, that if you know any of us, will give it away: Stay tuned, my friends. A song for this special occasion? A [...]

"Not to many hours from this hour... so long! The storm comes, or is it just another shower? Artist: The Chameleons UK Album: Script of the Bridge Song: Swamp Thing

Hey yallsers. One more thing that I'm starting today. I'm gonna put up one song a day (no shit sherlock), with no explanation, just know that I really dig that song that day. It could be anything, no rules. The idea is that if you don't know the song, you download it (virus free!) and if you like it you check out other shit by the artist. If youseguys got any suggestions for SOTD, or something you just couldn't live without hearing [...]

Hello all. Here at Solid Gold Easy Action, I am beginning a new once-weekly feature that highlights certain bands' fall into the abyss of suck. Too often in this post-post-post-post modern culture, bands are given free passes for too long after they have shown the obvious inability to put two good songs together. While this o ften pertains to older bands who have overstayed their welcome in the world of music (ie: Rush), those bands are not what I will focus on, mainly because they (ie: Rush) have a history of contribution to music and still are influences [...]

Don't you just love the news? It's full of happiness and joy, bringing hard-working Americans together in front of the television set to learn about the world which they inhabit. It informs and entertains without losing any journalistic integrity. It is not biased toward any political or social agenda, and is an equal opportunity employer. Anyone can be on the news! Even you! They care about giving the American public the nitty-gritty facts they need to get through tomorrow. Our world, our children, and our land is safer and a better place because of the news. [...]

Seriously. Fuck these guys: Fuck them. Fuck them for all time. Do you like U2? You do? Oh good. See this? Thats my middle finger. In your face. In your girlfriend's face. Today, I actually listened to the entirety of their "new" album No Lin e On the Horizon , and I can say with a high degree of certainty that it was one of the poorest decisions I've made in my nearly twenty years [...]

This is you: "HEY YOU GUYS! DID YOU HEAR?? MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD? I KNOW, I KNOW WTF!!!!!! I LIKE, SO LISTEN TO THRILLER ON MY WORKOUT MIX!!!! YEAH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE!!!!!" Fuck that. I swear to Jesus, this is a publicity stunt. Apparently, at some point yesterday, Michael Jackson, the self proclaimed "King Of Pop" kicked the ol' bucket. One too many chili cheese fries at Sonic . Do they sell those anymore? That shit gets EVERYWHERE. Fox News, CNN, NBC, and all the other bitch-ass "news" networks have been covering [...]

New Future Of The Left. they have to be one of the most overlooked bands in this blogsphere. its like the entirety of the internet has avoided them for some reason. anyhoo, to the song! mp3: Arming Eritrea its a barrage of goodness . here's a couple of tracks from their brilliant album "Curses" mp3: Manchasm mp3 Adeadenemyalwayssmellsgood new album "Travels With Myself And Another" out middle of June. Shell out a [...]

Holy God. This is fantastic: mp3: "Heart Sweats" i hate it when i do this, but this is like...DFA 1979+Black Mountain=HOLY S this is just what we need, yall...this is aggressive. JAPANDROIDS:

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." - Barack Obama History Unfolding I am a student of history. Professionally, I have written 15 books on history that have been published in six languages, and I have studied history all my life. I have come to think there is something monumentally large afoot, and I do not believe it is simply a banking crisis, or a mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes these [...]

Phoenix. mp3: Lisztomania its kinda funny how foreigners take their appearances on our television shows a hella lot more seriously than american bands. american bands dont want to appear to serious or make a big deal of how COOL and IMPORTANT it is to be playing a T.V. show like SNL. anywhoo...their performance on SNL singlehandedly made me a fan forever: Lisztomania: and 1901: hooray. music is fun.

Well it's 1969 OK all across the USA It's another year for me and you Another year with nothing to do Last year I was 21 I didn't have a lot of fun And now I'm gonna be 22 I say oh my and a boo-hoo It's 1969 OK all across the USA It's another year for me and you Another year with nothing to do Another year with nothing to do It's 1969 "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." [...]

This is what my whole life has been building up to. Ladies and Gentlemen, Leaders of The Free World, Leaders of the Not-So Free World, Jesus, Buddha, Mohamed, and Ghandi, I give you, the one, the only: JIM DENG! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP a song for this grand occasion! Mr. Loco! mp3: Bubble Gum Listen. Here's the deal. Bow. Bow Before Jim Deng.