My boss today told me that Thursdays are the new Fridays. No, you are wrong - shut yer mouth. Fridays will always be Fridays. Thursdays will always be Thursdays. End of story. When someone speaks of such blasphemy, it leads me to think that you accept at least one of the following: A) a pearl necklace, wife beater, jean skirt with black highheeled flipflop combo makes a hot outfit ; B) pets and/or babies will bring happiness to your life; C) "Why Men Marry Bitches" is the best book you've read this past year. Tonight, I drank a [...]

Meet Fang, my black metal bunny. On a whim, I bought him this past weekend at this dumb mall near my parent's house.* The darkest of dark, Fang is a 3 month old (DOB: 11/24/07) Holland Lop who litters his shitbiscuits wherever he hops. All kinds of cuddly and cute, Fang weirds me out with his creepy death stare omen-like eyes. *When I was 8, my family had a rabbit. I don't remember much of it, or even it's name for that matter. Basically, we didn't have it for very long because we kept it outside in [...]

A Peace Treaty relieves woven-scarf fatigue by offering a meaningful update. Friends Farah Malik and Dana Arbib created A Peace Treaty using the juxtaposition of their differing backgrounds (Malik is a Pakistani Muslim and Arbib a Libyan Jew) and their shared interest in high fashion and ancient craftsmanship. By employing artisans from areas of socio-political strife to create colorful unisex scarves, A Peace Treaty aims to promote local crafts from demonized regions of the Middle East, Africa, Asia, and Europe while creating a desirable product for the fashion set. A favorite is the Sohn stole in a red, [...]
In between feeling good and feeling nothing at all. This is my mental state. And this is my playlist. ALL FALL DOWN - PRIMAL SCREAM PAINT A RAINBOW - MY BLOODY VALENTINE CAROL MOUNTAIN - MODESTY BLAISE 100,000 FIREFLIES - THE MAGNETIC FIELDS Happy Birthday Michelle, I love you. Happy Birthday Meghaan, whatevs-forevs, I miss you.
Not the top of the top - just gathered from my lil itunes collection. Here are some good ones to swoon with your sweetie. Kiss Goodnight - Suckers Intertwined post-post coital. Rock back and forth together with the beat of the music. Simply lovey dovey. Straight PMA. More Than This - Roxy Music This is a little too themed than I typically like for make out music; although just as beneficial as an ice breaker song. You could ask each other about first kisses and crushes. Then [...]

Mario Lopez should not be on tv Donnie looks like a gay porn star D. woods, I love you Qwanell is delicious cool (P.S. Rob & Big are still QT's)

I didn't like Pete Doherty until ... now. Now before you get gay on me. I'm not saying dudes making out is cool or hot. But, am I wrong by saying that it gives me a warm tingling feeling? Like seeing a kitten playing with a ball of yarn. Or a basket of puppies in a field of sun flowers. Is that weird? For more gay-tastic shit, Spinner's top 20 gay moments . Gay and gay. Whatever, it passes 10 more minutes of your work day. Not [...]
Hey thur' my friends. Imma post a post on John Cale tonight. Hip hip harass-me!!!1 Until then, check out my new website: www.aloftdev.com/melissamisera ble *Make sure to stare at the image, it fucking moves, mannnnnn.

I fucking hate my computer. I just spent the past two hours researching this post. And my fucking computer froze up. Links n photos n shit. Basically I bought Queen Majesty's newest reggae mix, Trilla. It's amazing. I'm so pissed right now. I had mp3's and references. Been listening to it since 5:30 this morning. Now , FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. I have to go to work. Full of that nice reverb dance sway and notable/un-notable 80s 90s tracks this mix is gritty in the old treasured vinyl sense. All covers - not mashups - are as they should be, [...]
Dear Pregnant Lady on the F train, I'm sorry for pushing you this morning. It was an accident. Even though you smiled and said you were OK, I can't help but blame myself. I am sorry.