Blog: the notorious J*O*E*

this shit is bananas

this shit is bananas it's time for another free playlist of music that moves me. i like it, therefore, you should too. i ain't saying what it is, but i will say it's a whole bunch of music that is ba...na...nas. that's b - a - n - a - n - a - s . click the yellow fruit (and no, i won't make an asian joke because of the whole japan thing) to download the latest playlist!!!! why wouldn't you????? - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

SMIRE!

SMIRE! i know i have barely even touched this blog. so i am sorry. i barely even contribute to HELLywood anymore. but this photo caught my attention. it's just tooooo brill. please caption her. stat. - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

beyonce has no respect for hard work

is THIS the pair of shoes you wear to climb bleachers at a basketball game? do YOU put on $2000 swarovski crystalled platform louboutins to sit and eat a fucking dirty pretzel in a (super brassy) wig off a paper plate? a lot has been said of beyonce's shoes this week....but not this: clearly, she gets them for free. and like anyone, when you get something for free, the value of [...]

xmas is canceled

Jessica Simpson - Happy Christmas duet Ashley Simpson / Christmas Special at PBS
well, it should be for this reason. jessica and ashlee dueting. believe it or not, they make me yearn for yoko ono 's original vocals. oh my fucking god!!!! the worst thing i have heard in ...well, ever. just horrible. if i was jesus , i would self-abort in mama mary Posted via email from HELLywood [...]

cher and cher alike

if you think cher was not a pioneer, guess again. Posted via email from HELLywood - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

huh?

first off, we at HELLywood fully support transgendered rights and the choices of trans people to live however they want. that said, if chaz bono is going to have all that reconstructive surgery - like breast removal, wee-wee creation, adam's apple installation, etc. - couldn't they PLEASE give him a fucking NECK???????? Posted via email from HELLywood - joe to hell, [...]

huh?

first off, we at HELLywood fully support transgendered rights and the choices of trans people to live however they want. that said, if chaz bono is going to have all that reconstructive surgery - like breast removal, wee-wee creation, adam's apple installation, etc. - couldn't they PLEASE give him a fucking NECK???????? Posted via email from HELLywood - joe to hell, [...]

separated at birth

oscar the grouch 's girlfriend grudgetta and the repulsive beast known as ke$ha from HELLywood - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

when joe met ho, part 2

when joe met ho, part 2 as she said, "i love that white bitch" . wendy ho 's tribute to oprah winfrey . listen for me actin' like a cacklin' turner. the part about the free cars...you will die. - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

stuffed!

so, which has more filling? from HELLywood - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

when joe met ho, part 1

when joe met ho, part 1 on a whirlwind tour of truck stops and legal brothels, the one and only wendy ho blazed into san francisco last week. yours truly had the honor of spending some time with the self-proclaimed "ghetto-ass black girl" before one of her shows. over the next few days, i will give you some of the tidbits of our conversation and my review of her show. in the meantime, here is one of my clips of her performing my favorite song of the moment, " poop noodle [...]

when joe met ho, part 1

when joe met ho, part 1 on a whirlwind tour of truck stops and legal brothels, the one and only wendy ho blazed into san francisco last week. yours truly had the honor of spending some time with the self-proclaimed "ghetto-ass black girl" before one of her shows. over the next few days, i will give you some of the tidbits of our conversation and my review of her show. in the meantime, here is one of my clips of her performing my favorite song of the moment, " poop noodle [...]

when joe met ho, part 1

when joe met ho, part 1 on a whirlwind tour of truck stops and legal brothels, the one and only wendy ho blazed into san francisco last week. yours truly had the honor of spending some time with the self-proclaimed "ghetto-ass black girl" before one of my shows. over the next few days, i will give you some of the tidbits of our conversation and my review of her show. in the meantime, here is one of my clips of her performing my favorite [...]

when joe met ho, part 1

when joe met ho, part 1 on a whirlwind tour of truck stops and legal brothels, the one and only wendy ho blazed into san francisco last week. yours truly had the honor of spending some time with the self-proclaimed "ghetto-ass black girl" before one of my shows. over the next few days, i will give you some of the tidbits of our conversation and my review of her show. in the meantime, here is one of my clips of her performing my favorite [...]

woman in chains

which queen wore it best? Posted via email from HELLywood - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

woman in chains

which queen wore it best? Posted via email from HELLywood - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

words to live by

picture this: you are a tattoo artist. go with me here. you make your coins by doing ugly celtic knots around the arms of frat boys. you tattoo the occasional long-stemmed rose on a boob here or there. sometimes you do red hearts with "mom" inscribed inside. you have perfected the perfect star shape from various shoulders, wrists, etc. your job is to cater to young kids who are in love for the first time and want to put their lover's name on their body. you do lame lame lame chinese symbols for things like "prosperity" and "strength" [...]

i am willowed out

i am willowed out - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

happy purple day!

happy purple day! - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

oh willow....again

Posted via email from HELLywood - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com
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