Blog: the notorious J*O*E*

a fun game of multiple choice! wholesome family fun! it's alllllll about this tragedy below. [...]

..... HELLywood ! it's this blog's sister blog. it's made of sick minds just like mine!!!!! if you haven't read it, please do so NOW! rss it, bookmark it, masturbate to it...i don't care. click the logo and be in a magical land! - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

- joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

see this photo? this train wreck? wanna know what one sounds like?? click here to play the new single by real housewife of new york discountess / countess / cuntessa luann JESUS is it bad. lord help us. [...]

as part of our ongoing education series, this instructional video will help you to deal with problematic social situations with other bitches. please also note the proper use of colored contact lenseseses. go on, miss girl. click it. - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

i am sick sick sick sick of the jennifer lo-pez dispenser all over the media. why does she even bother promoting that movie that will tank beyond belief????? anyway, i wanted to scream BULLSHIT all over this headline i just saw: "I remember my flabby belly hanging out right after [...]

i am sick sick sick sick of the jennifer lo-pez dispenser all over the media. why does she even bother promoting that movie that will tank beyond belief????? anyway, i wanted to scream BULLSHIT all over this headline i just saw: "I remember my flabby belly hanging out right after [...]

madonna will always win. always. we love the lady, but it's time for a year off. just sayin'..... Posted via web from HELLywood - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

jesus lord...in my life, i have met some freaks. i slept with them, i worked with them and i stood back and watched them. sometimes all at once! so when 2 sick and twisted men that i know get together to create something, they make something really sick and twisted. and the good news is i get to share it with you all, since SOME tv networks have rejected it for being too, well, .... something . i [...]

i don't know - and don't want to - anything about this justin bieber . hopefully it will all be over soon. but, i DO know that he is a doppelganger for klute -era jane fonda . [...]

file this under " yet another dumb idea ", " d-list celebrity makes even more money ", " why the hell do we care? " and " i am so much more interesting and cute so why not me? " "If you're a Die Hard fan, then maybe you'd understand the importance of looking like a hero in critical times, and your [...]

whitney houston' s shade of black, anyway. did you all think she was drug-free? whoever thought she was cleaned up is as high as whitney and bobby on an all-night ATL bender while bobbi kristina is upstairs eating twinkies and hiding in her closet with the lights turned off and cissy houston is sitting quietly in another room with her rosary praying that jesus will come and save the day. [...]

as premiered on sister site HELLywood and created by the genius doodlewhore , here is the latest ramona remix from the real housewives of new york . it truly captures her jackassian behavior to a T! - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

what's this photo all about? find out the vile details here and take HELLywood's first poll. - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

i just came across this random twitter posting from the idiot known as nikki sixx from motley crue . now, besides tommy lee 's huge wang , nikki is the first person in the band i would bang if i had the option. but still, he is a huge motherfucking idiot and this message proves it: [...]

someone - anyone - who saw this special episode of tyra please please please tell me what in the hell this woman has done with the TP. i. am. confused. - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

big time douchebag jamie foxx - when accused of being gay by howard stern - issued the following genius statement: "I'm not gay. A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me because I could eat a pizza in [...]

introducing doodlewhore , who you probably know from his blog and his many contributions to mine . you may see him around here from time to time. i thought he would be a GREAT guinea pig for a new game for HELLywood. i dole out 10 rotten celebrities, the guest star gives me just 1 word on each. first thing that comes to mind. [...]

tell me the story of some lady japs with some yellow ween on a stick.....i beg of you. - joe to hell, 2010 http://www.joetohell.com

NICOLAS CAGE! What in the FUCK has this one done to his head? He has no hair to begin with, so he dyes the remaining 17 strands and then adds a cheap nylon clip-on mullet? The added pieces are surely from Britney's collection. They are as fake as [...]