Blog: the notorious J*O*E*

holy shit! i am getting so old (but madonna will always be older....and kylie even older) !!!! can you believe that the album on the left is 10 years old today? to celebrate, i bought another album today that i hope holds up as well as " ray of light " does. it is equally as bold and stunning in [...]

through my bleary haze this morning, i heard those bitches from the " today " show say who tomorrow's guests are going to be..... the ladies from KNOT'S LANDING . i never liked the show that much, but i DO like what one of it's stars, miss joan van ark , has done to her face. it's [...]

in the middle of packing, this gem showed up. ah, good times. if i was smoking, it has to be at least 7 years ago.... blue is NOT my color - joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com

i really need to rethink the words i use on this blog. remember this post , where i commented on heidi klum 's crotch, and how strangely elongated it seemed in her outfit? well, mentioning two specific words in the title has had a strange effect on the traffic to this site. apparently, hundreds of people from all over the world have googled " HUGE VAGINA " and wound up at my blog. WHO WANTS TO SEE A HUGE VAGINA ??? [...]

following the " intervention " post, this gem surfaces. it makes absolutely NO SENSE and i love it. lorraine bracco , the former model-turned-actress, has launched her own wine. yes, wine. she's italian, so it makes sense. check it here . but i will tell you what DOESN'T make sense... THE [...]

before you read any further, please know that i am indeed aware that i am wrong, wrong, wrong for this. but that's why you love me. i am obsessed with A&E's " intervention " show. it's about someone with a problem (drugs, gambling, eat disorders, etc) that gets a intervention from their friends and family, all on camera. this particular episode was riveting to me. this girl is a serious alcoholic, and she makes a mess of herself when she drinks. she is in a bad way. (**please know - i [...]

i can't stop hearing about how barack obama 's wife is the new jacqueline bouvier kennedy onassis . i honestly have no idea why, but i see it on the news, on the 'net, etc. google it - you'll see. so, if this comparison is going to continue, shouldn't mrs. obama have a nickname - especially since i don't care about her real name, whatever it is? [...]

for those of you in ohio or texas (oh, you don't read this, do you?) maybe those of you with families there, please make sure they speak their voice on march 4. and by "speak their voice", i mean vote for hillary . if you don't, mccain will trounce obama in november. don't bullshit yourself into thinking otherwise. - joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com

the original spice girl..... pepa , from salt-n-pepa . woahhhhh. she upgraded (sorta). but that new weave.....it ain't good. i kinda miss the orange cotton candy / cheddar cheese popcorn ball helmet she used to rock.... - joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com

" i'd like to thank hi def television, my leica camera....and god, my savior " - joe - joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com

i am such a new yorker. i am sure you can tell this from my tone...the bitter, rotten, jaded voice i choose to use on this blog. well that's about to end. i was born in new york city. when i was 5, i left for greener (uh, not really) pastures, but returned at 17 and haven't left since. i'm now 22....and then some. i have lived all of my adult my life in this city - all of my major milestones have happened here. as the enchanting sandra [...]

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imagine this if you will: you come from a wealthy family. your family is the predominant force in plastic surgery. they all get it. they look like freaks. they are barely recognizable. they all have wigs and weaves, made of the finest indian and spanish human hair. both the guys AND the girls. then there is you. you have bad, leathery [...]

you can not make this shit up. i am so glad i have a digital camera nearby when i watch tele these days. anyhoo, thanks to a snow day, i'm captivated by " divorce court " - sad times, indeed. can you believe someone would want to divorce this natural beauty? watch [...]

beth ditto and roseanne rosanna danna ? - joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com

there is a whore i know - i mean blogger - named marko. each week he puts some nasty celeb's photo up and asks readers to have their way with the photo.... you know, photoshop. the past few entries i have submitted have all been transsexual in nature, because that's what marko really is. this week was paula abdul, and i went off on her pill-poppin' ass. this is the before: [...]

i swear that this show is so dumb - and i don't watch it regularly. i only watch when a sista is on so i can see what kinda weave they gave her. here's one now. the only trouble is....i don't know how to say her name. i assume it is AZE-YA, [...]

it's a very big day for a certain someone.... can you guess whose birthday it is? here are your hints so, a big fat happy birthday to this woman..... - joe to hell, 2007 http://joetohell.blogspot.com