Blog: the notorious J*O*E*

2 beached whales!!!!! moomoo and shamu ! ps - is it me or is mariah shitting cream? like, twinkie cream? - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

do not listen to this man! that pariah oprah hoisted this doctor oz character upon us, and if that wasn't enough to totally discredit him, he is a blatant LIAR! listen to what he tells this woman who is bitching about the beard and sideburns she is growing. he tells her that it doesn't matter that she has facial hair!!!!!! well, i am here to say that it DOES, lady! do not listen to this quack!!!!!!! [...]

surname-friendly ellen barkin and freddy demann ; surname-free madonna and valentino . one part blond wrinkle-free 50-something and one part orange man..... - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

as seen on a show on the discovery health network (AKA the channel that has "the world's tallest man", "the world's tallest woman", "the world's weirdest limbs", "the world's craziest conjoined twins" and so on) this kinda name is usually a joke, but when you give it to a show producer, it's real. and the whole world laughs at you..... thanks [...]

princess stephanie of monaco and princess adam lambert (" glamberta ") of america. [...]

if you have never seen this, you must. it bears reposting..... 2 fags talkin' to the beat of a coupla sistas trash talkin' ..... genius. gay guys + black girls = the perfect combo - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

it was destined to happen. barbra streisand has one. cher has one. and the latest gay icon with a gay child? MADONNA ! [...]

this time, not just one photo....but ten. i want the full story! who is this crazy bitch and why did she make everyone dress like that? - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

the new and improved all-male chaz bono and comic legend buddy hackett . - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

whose cellulite-ridden, twinkie-filled, wide-load ass is this? [...]

attention all rice twink queens: everyone wants to be a star! in the case of this little chinese homosexual wisp of a boy, i will assist in her dream. i much prefer this to that fergie....ech - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

this is the nastiest shit i have seen in some time!!!! and you know i have seen some nasty shit! i don't even look for it - it finds me.....it's a curse. i discovered (and i quote from the website) "an adult toy company that specializes in the creation of toys modeled after animals." click the logo if you don't believe me! i have no words. [...]

the first message for the hot, sensuous black woman was so well received that i had to hunt high and low for another. and this one is raunch-ay!!!!! remember : put your ass in orbit! and keep it there!!!!! my name is joe , and i approve this message. - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

the man is a fucking douchebag....but for once, i think he is on to something and i applaud his ingenuity: With Halloween just two weeks away, we asked Nick Cannon if he and his wife, Mariah Carey, plan to dress up as a couple when we caught up with him last night. "Yeah, we're going to do something," he told us. "I want to be Ike and Tina, but she doesn't want to offend Tina Turner. I think it's an honor." i [...]

listen kids, i am farrrr too busy with a million things to come up with something witty and controversial and provocative for your asses. i apologize. sorta. but in the meantime, i will take the easy way out and post a video you likely have seen. whatever....it's funny. you want fresh, go to the market. - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

this MUST be played. now. NOW! i will insist on it. and don't forget to PUSSY POISON your man! - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

i need this. please find it for me. NOW. - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

the original jiffy pop stovetop popcorn and that dumbbbbb balloon from all over the news. - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com

wow....she is 13 already. happy birfday lourdes penn ritchiccone!!!! [...]

.....at the DC equality march: - joe to hell, 2009 http://www.joetohell.com