I don't drunk text, I'm over that. That-was-so-Bold-9700-ago, I'm on some new world droid shit. Auto-correct prevents you from sending sober coherent messages, never mind when you're heavily intoxicated. I'm an adult now, I just speak honestly and express how I feel wholeheartedly with the people I'm with...Isn't that fucked up? Who have I become? Sammy from jersey shore (as if you wouldn't immediately associate 'Sammy', with the Jersey shores sweet heart?). Woke up feeling worse than a hang over, I had to deal with the [...]
I'm not too sure if I can form a proper sentence anymore, presuming that I could to begin with. It's been a while since I had to write... anything really. It's really taking everything in me from adding an emoticon at the end of every sentence. Because of this, I'm announcing a comeback. And I'm announcing a comeback, because I really don't know how to start back up again. Points of interest and coming full circle on a topic are a class beyond me right now. Baby steps. Sloppy now but hoping to [...]
So I shuffled virtual papers and found this post in the archives. Written in a pretty scummy male tone, the only way I'd write - if only my Dad passed on that y-chromosome. Enjoy! has anyone told you you're a great kisser? See what I did there in the former line? Started off with my favorite "ice breaker" if you will. This usually gets you: a) making out in under 5 minutes or b) [...]
So I found myself reading a book review about A Guide to the Good Life: The Ancient Art of Stoic Joy , by William B. Irvine. Reading the snippets is all I can afford to do, with my self diagnosed A.D.D. But since I hold myself at such a high esteem, I can pretty much say I've soaked up all the book had to offer and can confidently expand on the topic... So Irvine talks about how stoicism is living the act of living life free of "anger, anxiety, fear, grief, and envy." by exercising the [...]
Rusi: If you had to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be? BTW, I really love you guys and the blog. You guys are my homepage! Hey Rusi! That's a great question. I'd have to say Ultraviolence (les petits pilous remix) by hearts revolution would be the song. I mean who doesn't like violence - ultrified then remixed? here's the song: heartsrevolution ( myspace ) - Ultraviolence (Les petits pilous remix) We really appreciate your readership Rusi!
step 1: Grab him by the crotch. step 2: throw him up to the ceiling. Now you're having a grand ole time.
Cleaning my room and found this poem by my fucking emo seventeen year old self. As an exercise to keep myself grounded, I partake in acts of self-humiliation, that's why I'm posting the poem. Ha. The ANTI-SOCIALITe catabolic atrophy after a collision of delight enigmatic foray laughter barraging the air of awkward silences names litter the ground torn asunder to leave or be drowned by the prattle this is why i'd rather be home instant messaging you my life underground is by choice no situations to leave [...]
The following is full proof, and tested. Formulated on the blogs two week hiatus. Rusi-who? 1 - Rebound This cannot be stated enough, rebound, rebound, rebound. Key in forgetting, lash out your emotional defects on some poor vulnerable shmuck and use them as your emotional tampon until you've completely forgotten about so-and-so. I particularly like to partake in the weak doormat types, y'know the kind that apologize all the time and apologize for this polite tendency. I also work towards using those that are lower on the hotness scale, they usually take more abuse, because [...]
Rusi over at Contemporary mix of "genius" had a lot to say yesterday . His vicious accolades manifested itself as physical lesions (pictured above). After receiving this injury, I've sort of grown smitten with Rusi. This must be what battered wives feel, this lusting for the man that hurts you so, and loathing for yourself for keeping him in your life. I mean I try to keep him entertained through my posts, partake in his war, avidly Google his name, for what? To maybe, just maybe, get a taste of my love returned. [...]
As pathetic as this war has been, I'm glad to post that it's over, and we won. Fuck this trite "no one wins in war"-bullshit. A Side order of Style won, NOW SWALLOW. CMOG surrendered at 8:25AM today. They did so unofficially through a post about their cat fetishes. As a tactical analyst, I can say they used that post as a suicide ploy to kill all remaining readers by way of deep coma. Our research concludes that the post was equivalent to overdosing on [...]
HA, so the CMOG bloggers have declared war. That's cool. Challenge accepted. So, what happens now? Well as I wait on the terms of this war. I'm going to go ahead and dole out some advice - everyone seems to be giving this shit out now-a-days. From a reader: Dear Steph, What do you do when a friend of yours is clearly interested in you but is in a serious relationship with someone else? - Anna Dear Anna, He's interested, you're interested, I see no problem. I think the problem lies in [...]
I'm aware that this mash-up mixed tape has been in heavy circulation. But I can't keep quiet knowing that someone might be missing out on it. This splicing is honest to fucking goodness better than two bite brownies. And coming from me, this means a whole lot - trust.
/Rant Some women come up with the most ridiculous questions. Sad to know men fall prey to these traps everyday... "Did you miss me?" In the legal system, the term for this would be entrapment. But for men, this is just everyday shit they have to deal with. How the hell can he say no? (well without having her hold her lady parts hostage from him, that is.) When all is said and done, the girl comes crying to her dearest friends about how he [...]
When you're bored and broke, you can fully appreciate having a bunch of friends that don't mind making a scene with you. You can further appreciate that your aforementioned friends don't read the blog - so now you have the perfect place to upload their photos without protest to take it down. With this in mind, I'll be making it top priority to upload these ridiculous photos here, once a week. This will allow me to do away with the constraints of the English language, and keep you updated just the same. Highlights of the past [...]
"I just don't want to die without a few scars" - Chuck Palahniuk I'm 20 and inherently self-destructive. Successfully killing my lungs, liver and kidneys - but that just isn't enough. For the past year or so, I've been on a mission to get in a physical confrontation. The big goal is to get a bond villain scar over the eye and down the cheek. Realistically, I'd settle for even a fat lip. It's unbelievably hard to get into a physical confrontation. In the process of me trying, I've made a total of [...]
If you're not on them yet, well.. get on em. If you're just not into them. You should just GTFO NOW. I'm a tolerant person, but your kind isn't welcome around here. VCR - The XX( myspace ) Heart skipped a beat - The XX( myspace ) Basic Space - The XX( myspace ) I'm completely submersed in the XX right now... and I kinda just wanted to incorporate these photos in more than just my phone contact list. HA enjoy. [...]
I'd make the greatest guy in the world. I'd have enough pick-up lines to awkwardly hit on every woman in the world, twice. But I'm not, so I shan't. And who am I kidding, I'd be such a stunning male specimen, I'd never understand the concept of delivering pick-up lines with the droves of women trying to hit it. ANYwhore, here's some pick up lines for those of you that need em. You in highschool? What a coincidence! I went to highschool too! For you particularly scummy people [...]
... to fall in love. And because I wrote that, that 'special someone' just got run over by a 16 wheeler. That's just how the world works. You throw it out there for the world to know, and it'll throw it back in your face, laughing. You want world peace? Pray for the anti-Christ. But the social world works that way too. And that's why you admit to nothing you want, in the social world. You want to look drunk? Swear you're sober. You want to bed her on the first date? Tell her you want to take [...]
Did you sneeze? No? Well I be bless'n you with some covers anyway. No Diggity (Blackstreet boys cover)- Klaxons ( myspace ) This cover is like sex on a stick, on fire, smothered in chocolate. Ok, that sounded more appetizing in my mind... Best I ever had (Drake Cover)- Donna Ibarra, Anna de Guzman, Ruby Ibarra ( Youtube )( Myspace ) These girls totally throw down some Tagalog verses. Filipino pride! WORD. Love Fool (Cardigans cover) - The Morning Benders( myspace ) [...]
We are on a search for overqualified personal servants. We are far too busy being awesome to not have slaves interns. Terms of Employment: 20 hours a week minimum, Day, Evenings Salary:N/A ( Your travel / expenses will not be paid.) Anticipated Start Date: As soon as possible Location: Toronto Centre, Ontario [...]
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Miike Snow – Paddling Out (Jacques Lu Cont Remix)
Lana Del Rey covers Lovecat magazine!
