Blog: Boss Player Presidents

Feeding Time: Time to Feed a Bitch My Chay

Would you be opposed to me chaying RIGHT FUCKING NOW?????

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In these dire times of tightening budgets and vanishing donations, funding for the arts has been dramatically affected. So please, a small donation could do wonders for what could possibly be the next Yo-Yo Ma or ODB. Help the arts, give a dollar to your corner guitar-playing bum. You're not just funding a crack habit - you're funding a chance for someone to make something special. Do it for the kids.

Is it wrong to slam BloMos while you job search? NO, chaying on these beasts gives you your full serving of vegetables which gives you the energy to write bullshit cover letters and lie about the things you never did. CHAY

It is high-time that one of the luminaries of modern American cinema be let live by the court of public opinion (and other courts). This great patriot has done more for the destitute of America than many of those fancy-lettered organizations with high-fallutin' names, such as Toys for Tots, the DEA, and/or NAMBLA. I ask: How many young women (strippers) can one man put through college? How many careers (through [...]

As an official Bro I would like to say that it is tough being a Brosbian. I can't help it that I chay all day in the name of love for tricks. Whats so wrong with loving vaginas? Can't I chay in peace? We need more awareness; we need more support. If you want to help the Brosbian cause: slam dime pieces, pig pieces (when sauced), and any vag in between, whenever where ever.

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This pimp.

Is now Funemployed, Bro

My bro Chayson Werth is getting shitty at the bar (as he should) Dude goes to scheme on a trick (as he should) Dude says "Excuse me do you want to see my Brett Farve?" Trick accepts (as she should) ......BOSS..........

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Bro is chaying on a piece. All is going good. He tells her she's a loser for not coming to her friend's party. She didn't come because her grandmother died.

Dude lies to his trick so he doesn't have to go see her in New York Goes to VT to party with his bros Bro gets smashed all weekend Bro forgets he lied Gets home, tells her all about it

The Possom: hang upside down from a branch

Reignman.

....Then getting rid of them.....out the window

Drinks Bloody Mary's. While he plays Xbox.

Wore sweatpants all day.

Bro drank for free this weekend