Blog: Master Mystifier

Only Love Is All Maroon…

Only Love Is All Maroon… ca⋅thar⋅sis /kəˈθɑr sɪs/ The purging of the emotions or relieving of emotional tensions, esp. through certain kinds of art, as tragedy or music. What can I say that hasn't already been said about Bon Iver 's For Emma, Forever Ago ? So forgive me that the collective blogosphere has been peeing themselves over this album for a full year; I'm just late to the party. It's about that time of year where everyone's feeling down, where winter is almost winning the battle against the summer in our souls, where most of us want to [...]
Artist:Bon Iver
Title:Flume
Link Text:Bon Iver - Flume
File Name:01 Flume.mp3
Year:2008
Artist:Bon Iver
Title:Skinny Love
Link Text:Bon Iver - Skinny Love
File Name:03 Skinny Love.mp3
Year:2008

What Have You Been Listening To?

What Have You Been Listening To? So I've been spending the last few months trying to hear as much new (at least to me) music as I can get my hands on. My favorite resource right now is All Songs Considered - I have to sit through some dreck every now and then (new Morrissey album, anyone?) but when it's good it's oh so so good. I have a lot to talk about, a lot of bands to make you listen to, but for now I'll start with a song from the Portland-based Blitzen Trapper . The [...]
Artist:Blitzen Trapper
Title:Furr
Link Text:Blitzen Trapper - Furr
File Name:03 Furr.mp3
Year:2008

This Land Was Made For You And Me

This Land Was Made For You And Me I just flew in from Washington, and boy, are my arms tired. Nah, I'm kidding - I just stood around on Tuesday for about eight hours, after getting up at 5:00 am, then driving back here to Richmond. So I'm just tired. The best part of my trip? That should be obvious. But a close second was this moment at the concert on Sunday (which I also attended): Listen closely to the third and fourth verses: [...]
Artist:James Brown
Title:Funky President
Link Text:James Brown - Funky President
File Name:05 Funky President.mp3
Bitrate:128 kbps

Cow Fingers And Mosquito Pies

Screamin Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You
Screamin' Jay Hawkins is, as far as I'm concerned, the greatest, well, screamer in all of rock 'n' roll. I'm not usually a fan of schtick or gimmickry, but GOD do I love this man. Legend has it that "I Put A Spell On You" was written as a slow, soulful ballad, but when frustration in the recording studio boiled over and the bourbon came out, an intoxicated Hawkins started grunting and screaming from a place down deep inside himself that, frankly, I've never been to, and don't know if I ever want to. He had wanted [...]
Artist:Jeff Buckley
Title:Alligator Wine (previously unreleased)
Link Text:Jeff Buckley - Alligator Wine
File Name:04 Alligator Wine (previously unrele.mp3
Bitrate:128 kbps
Year:2004
Artist:Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Title:I Put A Spell On You
Link Text:Screamin Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You
File Name:03 i put a spell on you.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1991
Artist:Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Title:Yellow Coat
Link Text:Screamin Jay Hawkins - Yellow Coat
File Name:33-Yellow-Coat.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1957

Feel All Right On A Saturday Night (And We Won't Be Back 'Til Sunday)

I'm gonna stick with the Springsteen groove here and introduce you to my new favorite musician. This is Jason Anderson . And here he is again: And here he is again: Needless to say, I've heard he puts on a hell of a show. I got into Jason Anderson randomly one day through browsing on Hype Machine. [...]
Artist:Jason Anderson
Title:Tonight
Link Text:Jason Anderson - Tonight
File Name:01 Tonight.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:2007
Artist:Jason Anderson
Title:Watch Your Step
Link Text:Jason Anderson - Watch Your Step
File Name:08 Watch Your Step.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:2008

Rachmaninoff Had Big Hands

Rachmaninov had big Hands
Here's a quick one for ya guys: I don't know how many of you out there listen to classical music, but for those of you who do, I have a huge find - a recording of Sergei Rachmaninoff 's piano concertos with the composer himself on the keyboard. It's pretty fuzzy-sounding, since it was recorded in 1920-whatever, but that just makes it that much more awesome. Here's the second movement "Adagio Sostenuto" from his second Piano Concerto: Sergei Rachmaninoff - Piano Concerto No. 2 Movement II - Adagio Sostenuto [...]
Artist:Sergei Rachmaninoff
Title:Movement II Adagio Sostenuto
Link Text:Sergei Rachmaninoff - Piano Concerto No. 2 Movement II - Adagio Sostenuto
File Name:02 Movement II Adagio Sostenuto.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps

It Ain't No Sin To Be Glad You're Alive

Springsteen - Badlands (Reprise) - Richmond-8/18/08
So... How have you guys been the last few weeks? Busy as hell rockin' out, I hope? Here's what I did: Yeah. I saw Bruce Springsteen at the Richmond Coliseum last week. It was my fifth Springsteen show, and in all honesty, the best one yet. My first memory, no shit, my FIRST memory ever was of me begging my parents to take me to a Bruce concert. This must've been 1987 or '88 on the Tunnel of Love tour, and I [...]
Artist:Bruce Springsteen
Title:Backstreets
Link Text:Bruce Springsteen - Backstreets
File Name:04 Backstreets.mp3
Bitrate:149 kbps
Year:1975
Artist:Bruce Springsteen
Title:Devils & Dust
Link Text:Bruce Springsteen - Devils and Dust
File Name:01 Devils & Dust.mp3
Bitrate:190 kbps
Year:2005
Artist:Bruce Springsteen
Title:It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City
Link Text:Bruce Springsteen - Its Hard To Be A Saint In The City (Live)
File Name:08 It's hard to be a saint in the ci.mp3
Bitrate:152 kbps

Back Like a Bad Case of Herpes

The Pharcyde - Oh Shit
I must apologise for my extended absence. Seems like my old roommate up and took the modem with her when she left, and so I've been without any kind of internetty connection for the last two weeks. But now a friend of mine is splitting costs with my apartment (thanks, Jessica!) aaaaaaaaaaaand here I come again. This'll be a short post, but I'll be back in all my glory either later tonight or tomorrow morning. Here's a present for you all: what I've been grooving to the last few weeks. This is "Oh Shit," by The Pharcyde [...]

I Hate The Killers

Nike Courage Commercial (I've Got Soul But I'm Not A Soldier)
Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em up their stupid asses. I'm watching the Olympics and I saw this commercial: And I said, "Oooh, what's that song? It sounds like some old War jam from the 1970s or something awesome!" So I googled the lyrics and I found out that it's the goddamn Killers. Why do I hate them so much? The same reason I hate Coldplay - their music is a completely soulless derivation of all these really good bands. [...]
Artist:Blur
Title:Girls & Boys
Link Text:Blur - Girls & Boys
File Name:01_Girls & Boys.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1994
Artist:The Killers
Title:Somebody Told Me
Link Text:The Killers - Somebody Told Me
File Name:04 - Somebody Told Me.mp3
Bitrate:293 kbps
Year:2004

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue

The Searchers - Needles and Pins
Story time, boys and girls! I'm sorry I've been away for so long, but with a new roommate moving in and the loss of internet for a few days, I'm running a bit behind. Last Monday was my mother's birthday, and I'm going to tell you a story about her. When I was in the fifth grade, my mom called me downstairs from my room, saying that there was something I needed to do. I hoped I wasn't in trouble, and I walked downstairs to the basement. She told me to sit down, and I climbed into my [...]
Artist:R.E.M.
Title:Harborcoat
Link Text:REM - Harborcoat
File Name:01_-_Harborcoat.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1984
Artist:Ramones
Title:Needles & Pins
Link Text:The Ramones - Needles and Pins
File Name:26-Needles & Pins.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Artist:Ramones
Title:Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
Link Text:The Ramones - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
File Name:15 Sheena Is A Punk Rocker.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:1999

I Paid Rent This Week

Which leaves me seventeen dollars in my wallet until my next payday. I'm GANGSTA AS SHIT. This is the yummiest song I've heard in a long time. Kristoffer Ragnstam hails from Gothenburg, Sweden, and his single "Swing That Tambourine" is the most ass-kickingest, rock-n-rolling little tune to come out of Sweden since, I dunno, insert your own ABBA joke here. Yuck. But I totally have a boy-crush on "Tambourine." The pulsating rhythm of the verse, the epic lead guitar licks, the breakdown drums of the pre-chorus, [...]
Artist:Kristoffer Ragnstam
Title:Swing That Tambourine
Link Text:Kristoffer Ragnstam - Swing That Tambourine
File Name:04 Swing That Tambourine.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps

I Confess, I Digress

I talked to my sister last night. A rare occurence, but one that's becoming less so. I'm happy about that. Anyway, I was telling her what was going on in my life: work, a breakup that just happened, the subsequent movings out/in, and the fact that I found out yesterday I have viral conjunctivitis. So not only am I under quarantine, but I can't even take antibiotics to get better sooner! Yahoo! And my sister, never one for subtlety, replied, "Man, Matt, you're just a mess, aren't you?" [...]
Artist:Loudon Wainwright III
Title:I'd Rather Be Lonely
Link Text:Loudon Wainwright III - Id Rather Be Lonely
File Name:07 I'd Rather Be Lonely.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:1992
Artist:Tom Waits
Title:Goin' Down Slow
Link Text:Tom Waits - Goin Down Slow
File Name:01 Goin' Down Slow.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:2002
Artist:Tom Waits
Title:Hoist That Rag
Link Text:Tom Waits - Hoist That Rag
File Name:02 Hoist That Rag.mp3
Year:2004

Joanna Newsom Saved My Life

Where the hell am I supposed to start when I'm writing about Joanna Newsom ? I suppose I can start from the beginning, from the first time I heard her music. I was living in a really awful apartment that I would love to tell you all about sometime, but it was one of those sleepy southern summer afternoons where no one's really doing anything. I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, when I heard this faint music coming from my roommate's bedroom. It was soft, soothing... was it a guitar? Banjo? The woman's voice [...]
Artist:Joanna Newsom
Title:Bridges And Balloons
Link Text:Joanna Newsom - Bridges and Balloons
File Name:01 Bridges And Balloons.mp3
Bitrate:256 kbps
Year:2004
Artist:Joanna Newsom
Title:Emily
Link Text:Joanna Newsom - Emily
File Name:01 Emily.mp3
Bitrate:177 kbps
Year:2006

Got a Box of Love

When it comes to art, there is a sharp division between the concepts of ability and talent. Anyone, I repeat, ANYONE can hear the most beautiful music in their head, see the most beautiful painting, envision a scene in a play or book; anything is within anyone's reach. But the difference between people who don't create art and those who do is that artists have the ability to take whatever is in their minds and transform it into something that other people can experience. Doing that is the biggest challenge I face with my own music, and I'm sure that [...]
Artist:Shearwater
Title:Leviathan, Bound
Link Text:Shearwater - Leviathan, Bound
File Name:03 Leviathan, Bound.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:2008
Artist:Stevie Wonder
Title:I Believe (When I Fall In Love It Will Be Forever)
Link Text:Stevie Wonder - I Believe (When I Fall In Love It Will Be Forever)
File Name:10 I Believe (When I Fall In Love It.mp3
Bitrate:206 kbps
Year:1972
Artist:Sufjan Stevens
Title:The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is out to Get Us!
Link Text:Sufjan Stevens - The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is Out to Get Us!
File Name:15 The Predatory Wasp of the Palisad.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Year:2005

And The Livin's Easy…

Beach Boys - Surfin' Safari - 45 rpm still pics
It's August, and yet I feel like summer just started. Richmond's getting hot hot hot, and even the river is bathtub warm. But the dog days are undeniably here, and so, just as with every other August, the search for the "Song of the Summer" starts up again. Summer songs are an odd breed - they don't have to be objectively good (and are often quite bad), and though they can be from any and every genre, they all have to have that indescribable summery vibe. I remember 10 years or so ago (holy crap, I'm old) when [...]
Artist:Gotye
Title:Learnalilgivinanlovin
Link Text:Gotye - Learninalilgivinanlovin
File Name:06 Learnalilgivinanlovin.mp3
Bitrate:216 kbps
Year:2006
Artist:Lily Allen
Title:LDN
Link Text:Lily Allen - LDN
File Name:03 LDN.mp3
Bitrate:227 kbps
Year:2006
Artist:New Radicals
Title:You Get What You Give
Link Text:New Radicals - You Get What You Give
File Name:02 - You Get What You Give.mp3
Bitrate:251 kbps
Year:1998
Artist:Sean Kingston
Title:Beautiful Girls
Link Text:Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
File Name:08 Beautiful Girls.mp3
Bitrate:153 kbps
Year:2007

The Unstoppable Power of Passion Pit

This is Passion Pit . His real name is Michael Angelakos and (in a neat segue from my last post) in concert he plays with four other guys, but on record it's just him. Passion Pit's debut EP is coming out in September, but already Pitchfork and the rest of the online world is shitting themselves over his (their?) single "Sleepy Head." This is completely with good reason. "Sleepy Head" is three minutes of pure joy, combining the otherworldy euphoria of Sigur Rós and the electronic collages of bands like MGMT [...]
Artist:Mgmt
Title:Time To Pretend
Link Text:MGMT - Time to Pretend
File Name:mgmt-01-time-to-pretend.mp3
Bitrate:265 kbps
Year:2007
Artist:Passion Pit
Title:Sleepy Head
Link Text:Passion Pit - Sleepy Head
File Name:01 Sleepy Head.mp3
Artist:Sigur Rós
Title:Sæglópur
Link Text:Sigur Rós - Sæglópur
File Name:06 Sæglópur.mp3
Bitrate:220 kbps
Year:2005

A Confession:

I am a musician. I've been a solo act for a few years. In the studio, I'm in a playground of overdubs and harmonies and whatever the hell else I want to add. But live, I'm restricted to only what I can play at one time; one guitar, one voice, occasionally a harmonica or a stomped tambourine, but that's it. It's always uncomfortable to go back and forth between the studio mindset and the live mindset in terms of what I can and can't do in each environment. Some musicians find a backing band to play with live, some record [...]
Artist:Busdriver
Title:Casting Agents and Cowgirls
Link Text:Busdriver - Casting Agents and Cowgirls
File Name:01 Casting Agents and Cowgirls.mp3
Bitrate:128 kbps
Year:2007
Artist:Dizzee Rascal
Title:Sittin Here
Link Text:Dizzee Rascal - Sittin Here
File Name:01 Sittin Here.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:2003
Artist:The Knife
Title:We Share Our Mother's Health
Link Text:The Knife - We Share Our Mothers Health
File Name:04 we share our mother's health.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:2006