Blog: JumpTheTurnstyle

Before: Age 18. After: Age 25. Prediction: DEAD BEFORE 30.

this was titled " Chris Lil Dick Faraone ". This is one of TWO entries I have received thus far for the Chris Faraone art show and the other entry was from DJ ON & ON.. Are you fucking serious America? Is Chris Faraone simply that unimportant that you cannot take 15 minutes out of your life and submit a drawing, painting, sketch, or photoshop. You have ONE MONTH left to submit something relevant to Chris Faraone. A haiku, a poem, a stick figure fucking an [...]

I ran into Nabo Rawk last night downtown. He asks me how I'm doing. I tell him I quit smoking. He says, "That's great!" I respond, "No doubt, but now I'm addicted to prostitutes." Our conversation was cut short because I had an appointment with Nikki at the Park Plaza Hotel in 10 minutes. I have an addictive personality. If it's not brown liquor, then it's cigs, weed, or a damaged woman to fall in love with. I need to consume anything that releases a shred of an endorphine into my liquor soaked brain. In the [...]

FUCK THESE FAGGOT ASS KIDS.

This is seizure blackout shit that'll make you see visions of Pharoahs building golden pyramids on Mars, something like I imagined Tupac Rave to be. The kind of shit that makes Faraone steam from his ears and leaves DJ Knife in speechless awe. DON'T LET ME INTO MA ZON.

If you've no clue what I've been up to since September, then you must have missed the perpetual flatulence that my JTTS colleagues have blown in my direction over the past few months. In that event I can only assure you that I was working on a project that's at least half as important as my duty here, which is primarily to remind one and all that any hip-hop recorded after 2001 is guilty until proven innocent. By now it's no secret that the shit-ass Frat Rap Tumblr is nominated for a Phoenix [...]

That imaginary line between embarrassing joke and legitimate respect continues to grow thinner by the day. And now we have the distinct pleasure of introducing this video featuring one fat tattooed white guy who built his rep in the underground ( Action Bronson ) and his rail thin, gawky eyed MTV-produced counterpart ( Riff Raff ), who collaborate on some cloudy cloud rap produced by Clams Casino Harry Fraud (who I assume must be...white?). It's 2012...everything is fine... shouts to Luke O'Neil at PTSOTL [...]

By now you all know that the BPDNews.com website was hacked by Anonymous over retaliation for their - in all honesty - incredible work and peaceful, thought-out, and downright gold standard dealings with the terrorist movement known as Occupy Boston. Well the website is back up and they thought it would be funny to troll Anonymous. . . This video symbolizes every interaction I've ever had with Boston Police.

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10.) Tie: Amare Stoudemire/Shyne - Both recent converts. 9.) MC Serch - Gave us Nas. 8.) Jesus Of Nazareth - Founded a bullshit ass religion. They made mad cake though. 7.) Albert Einstein - That dood. 6.) Sigmund Freud - Made it socially acceptable to talk about your mothers pussy. 5.) Kosha Dills - 4.) Andre Tippett - Wikipedia that shit. 3.) Al Pacino - Yeah that's right, Tony Montana is Jooish. 2.) Lenny Kravitz - Up to his [...]

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So he really is home? Do we still care? Is Odd Future relevant again? What about Purple Swag? Good timing? What? STREAM: Earl Sweatshirt - Home ^the fuck is this site?^ DOWNLOAD: Earl Sweatshirt - Home

video is corny as fuck... but whatever.. odd future lame ass branding is expected. trying to get twitter 50K twitter followers. https://twitter.com/#!/earlxsw eat/status/167358768294793217 I guess I care about odd future again. beat JKFGT by 10 seconds probably on this poast.

New video from Plug 1 and Plug 2 present First Serve , a new project coming out on Duck Down . This video looks shiny and new and extremely dated at the same time. I dunno about this one...I can see Chris Faraone loving this song to death and badgering DJs to play it at 1 Am on a Saturday night. For roller skating jams, this is pretty mediocre by De La's standards. Cool video though (Michael Rapaport what up?).

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MA: Nas, Alicia Keys, Jay-Z: Side A (The performers themselves, predictably) claim Carnegie Hall means a supreme moment for Hip-Hop. Side B (My brain) tells me this is a non-moment for Hip-Hop. Irrelevant, not true, nutso. What do you think? Like a strange physics law, that as soon as you see something it changes, it is not the same as when you did not see it. As soon as hip-hop climbs a stage reserved for classical art, it stops being hip-hop. ? Or does it not? [...]

A new video from MR. "my HD clearer than real life..". Blacastan is coming out with the Master Builder Pt. 2 in March. I booked him a show at Church on the 15th. Record release party and all that. JTTS Sponsored + Approved.. even though naturally I might be out of town. I am literally out of town each and every fucking time Blacastan performs in Boston.. I think he thinks I'm ducking him, when in fact HE SHOULD BE DUCKING ME.. Muhfugga owes me $450 for T-Shirts.. hahaha.. I'll see that [...]