Blog: Amherstdam

Weaning yourself off the New York Times

Weaning yourself off the New York Times The amazing New York Times is no longer going to be free online starting in January 2011 , and Newcorps papers including the Sunday Times are charging starting this June . I love that writers will get paid for what they produce. That usually means good things for me and my ilk. But at the moment, I'm a poor NYT junkie. I'm still not sure how much they'll charge, or if they'll work out a student deal. I really want to pay a reasonable flat subscription rate ($50-$80, yes, USD).  It's incredible writing and news, and I hate not to [...]
Artist:Wu Tang Vs The Beatles
Title:Slang Editorial
Link Text:Slang Editorial by Wu-Tang vs. The Beatles
File Name:23-slang-editorial.mp3
Bitrate:320 kbps
Year:2010

Oh, Tiger

Oh, Tiger Fair enough. People really need to back off his family now. I just wish that he made this speech back in late December/January. Tiger Woods by Maino
Link Text:Tiger Woods by Maino
File Name:maino_-_tiger-woods.mp3

Oooh… crime wine.

Oooh… crime wine. There's seems to be a huge to-do about Buckfast wine in Scotland : even though it tastes like crap, people load up on it, go out, and commit crimes. (It's got a load of caffeine in it, too.) The monks who make it say that it's a symptom of a problem, not the cause. I just find it amusing/disturbing that so many people drunkenly brandish the bottle as a weapon. Gin & Juice covered by The String Cheese Incident
Artist:The String Cheese Incident
Title:Gin & Juice
Link Text:Gin & Juice covered by The String Cheese Incident
File Name:gin-juice.mp3
Bitrate:96 kbps

So happy.

So happy. I finally zapped an ancient stain from a favorite American Apparel sweatshirt using a good dose of Stain Devil(s). And it was a curry stain! Those are usually hopeless. I guess it works because they care about cleaning. Caxambu by Almir Guineto
Artist:Almir Guineto
Title:Caxambu
Link Text:Caxambu by Almir Guineto
File Name:10-caxambu.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:1989

Everything

Everything I've developed a funny relationship with order and control ever since I was in my teens. I was the most disorganized and sloppy person in my high school, but I ended up being something of a hyperneatnik by the time I got to gradschool. Part of this was a deliberate decision on my part, but some of it has really spun out of my control. Namely, the parts to do with chronically counting everything and magically thinking that if I envision loved ones dying, they'll be safe. Intrusive thoughts and accelerated heartbeats are really annoying, but it's easier once you [...]
Artist:Radiohead
Title:Everything In Its Right Place (Oakenfold 2008 Remix)
Link Text:Everything In Its Right Place (Oakenfold 2008 Remix) by Radiohead
File Name:07-everything-in-its-right-pla ce-oakenfold-2008-remix.mp3
Bitrate:211 kbps
Year:2007

Due to a recent change in Brain Chemistry (for the better)

Due to a recent change in Brain Chemistry (for the better) I've been alright, but I've having the darndest dreams lately.  Then I downloaded this song. Then I looked in the mirror and caught myself dancing to it. In a Dream by Skybox
Artist:Skybox
Title:In a Dream
Link Text:In a Dream by Skybox
File Name:04-in-a-dream.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps

Obsessions

Obsessions Lately I've been bogged down with: -living in Edinburgh Airport -writing essays about how horrible the world is -staying warm -adjusting Eple by Royksopp
Link Text:Eple by Royksopp
File Name:eple.mp3
Bitrate:128 kbps

Surge, then pullout

Surge, then pullout I wasn't able to stay up for last night's (this morning's) speech, but I'm going to listen to if off NYT tonight. Then watch Rachel Maddow. Then hope that this all works for the best. The National Anthem by Lupe Fiasco (with some help from Radiohead)
Artist:Lupe Fiasco
Title:The National Anthem
Link Text:The National Anthem by Lupe Fiasco (with some help from Radiohead)
File Name:02-the-national-anthem.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps

Medgrow and Oaksterdam

Medgrow and Oaksterdam The legalization of medical marijuana is slowly expanding throughout the US . Schools have been popping up to teach people to grow the green stuff for the booming population of patients. (That means you can stop rewinding through season two of Weeds to figure it out!) Apparently, some areas of the US are more lucrative than others... If I were still in the US and not doing the whole academic thing, I'd totally do this. Honestly. It's damn near recession proof, and if it does get shut down, I'm young enough [...]
Artist:Gold Panda
Title:Quitters Raga
Link Text:Quitters Raga by Gold Panda
File Name:quitters-raga.mp3
Bitrate:256 kbps
Year:2009

I want one in my town! (Or in my house…)

I want one in my town! (Or in my house…) What do you do when the mobile library's stopped coming to town and phone booth might get taken away? Smush 'em both together! Apparently, there are 30 of these library/phone booths in Somerset. BT, the company which makes the iconic phone booth, is holding a contest for new ideas for converting the boxes. You can learn about adopting a kiosk here . I love when mashups come to life. I'm Onto Something (That's What She [...]
Link Text:Im Onto Something (Thats What She Said) by Super Mash Bros.
File Name:03-im-onto-something-thats-wha t-she-said.mp3

Not like I was planning a visit anyway–

Not like I was planning a visit anyway– Switzerland has passed a ban on building new minarets. There are 150 mosques in Switzerland, but only 4 have minarets, and apparently only two more were planned. (That's less than the number on this racist poster!) Apparently, four was more than enough and six was too much for the SVP (tiny religious party of ignorant people), so they went to far as to ban new structures. The majority government isn't crazy about this, and everyone seems surprised. This also smells like a breach of human rights (I certainly think it.) Why didn't the whole "can-this-legally-be carried-out" issue come up [...]
Artist:Trellis
Title:Rhodespierre
Link Text:Rhodespierre by Trellis (from the Green Wing Soundtrack)
File Name:rhodespierre.mp3
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And now, a post Thanksgiving Holiday I can endorse:

And now, a post Thanksgiving Holiday I can endorse: StoryCorps has come up with The National Day of Listening : the day after Thanksgiving, you record a conversation/interview between you and someone you love. This could be a friend, sibling, parents, grandparent, anybody. You'll be surprised by what they'll say. You don't have to use StoryCorps equipment (there's a handy-dandy DIY guide on the site) but the StoryKits are top of the line. And your recording will be stored in the Library of Congress.  The National Day of Listening is both cheaper and way more valuable than Black Friday. NDL, dare I say, kicks BF's ass. [...]
Artist:Talib Kweli vs. MGMT
Title:Time to Listen (DJ Topcat Remix)
Link Text:Time to Listen by MGMT vs. Talib Kweli (DJ Topcat Remix)
File Name:time-to-listen-dj-topcat-remix 1.mp3
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Happy Black Friday!

Happy Black Friday! Dear America, Happy Black Friday. Some of you on the East Coast are already wide awake, camping outside of of your local Best Buy/Victoria's Secret/Sports Authority. Don't burn your fingers on that Starbucks/Dunkin Donuts/McDonald's cup of coffee that will fuel you from 5 AM to 9. You ate a lot yesterday, so don't be surprised if your aisle run is a bit off it's game. But it's OK. The pilgrims wouldn't have wanted you any other way. Speaking of holidays centered around murders, please don't stomp anyone to death this year. The motorized [...]
Artist:Das Racist & Wallpaper.
Title:Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell (Wallpaper. RMX)
Link Text:Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell by Das Racist and Wallpaper
File Name:combination-pizza-hut-and-taco -bell-wallpaper-rmx.mp3
Bitrate:192 kbps

Wow, an Animal Collective song I actually enjoy

Wow, an Animal Collective song I actually enjoy Unlike a lot of music bloggers (and hypem users) I don't like Animal Collective that much. (avoids flying tomatoes) Hey, easy; just because someone says they don't like something doesn't mean they think it's bad. For whatever reason, "What do I want? Sky" works for me... after the 2:45 mark. Maybe I need my organized chaos to be wound particularly tightly. What Would I Want? Sky by Animal Collective
Link Text:What Would I Want? Sky by Animal Collective
File Name:animal-collective-what-would-i -want_-sky.mp3

The days are too short

The days are too short Here in Scotland, the sun rises at about 8, and sets at 15:30. And you start seeing long shadows at noon. Seriously . Honestly, there are moments when the seratonin just dips. I hate going into class at 15:00, leaving at 16:00, and fighting the urge to call the Scottish answer to Safe Ride. Apparently, in the summer, the sun rises at 4:00, sets at 10:00. Happy/manic medium can be achieved if you stick around long enough, I guess. I live in the hotel-like David Russell Apartments, which is apparently good [...]
Link Text:The View by Modest Mouse
File Name:10-the-view.mp3

Bad Sex is back!

Bad Sex is back! I'm so excited for the annual Bad Sex Awards put out the Literary Review. The nominated passages included famous and non-famous writers.  (See contending passages here) My favorite previous contender was Zadie Smith's deliberately awful sex scene on On Beauty. Leaves with that "Urgh, I wanted this to happen?" aftertaste. I think the biggest crime I've seen in these passages are the strong vein over-thinking, the sense of, "yes, I did do the reading and, in fact, decided to regurgitate it here!" That's not the place for it! Nobody feels [...]
Artist:Architecture in Helsinki
Title:Fumble
Link Text:Fumble by Architecture in Helsinki
File Name:08-fumble.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:2003

Best Sequence of Pictures

Camilla Parker- Bowles- Windsor (?) has a deceptively easy looking job. Visiting factories, schools and other such places while wearing a big smile should be easy, but on one trip to a nursery school, the Duchess of Cornwall accidentally ass-checks a kid in the head, then she tries to turn on some Christmas lights by pulling this ancient-looking rope, and the darn thing breaks. It's OK, honey. I definitely make the third picture face on a daily basis. F**k Was [...]

Oprah’s calling it a day in 2011

Oprah’s calling it a day in 2011 No way! I thought she's be around forever! (Unrealistic, I know, but that's just how it felt.) It's just the 2009 pattern of stuff that you'd thought would go on into perpetuum  ending. This is quite a long headsup, though. I hope the next year and heavy change leading up to it isn't an extended and remixed dirge. I remember when the headmistress of my high school retired after an eon there, and there was a long, celebratory funeral march to the retirement Mass. It seemed like the whole year was dedicated to the one, simple act [...]
Artist:Frank Sinatra,Clipse
Title:My Way,Grindin'
Link Text:Grindin My Way (Frank Sinatra vs. Clipse) by Team Canada
File Name:04-my-waygrindin.mp3
Bitrate:160 kbps
Year:2005

Well, dang, Brooke Magnanti’s dad

Well, dang, Brooke Magnanti’s dad Quick followup from yesterday: Apparently, Brook Magnanti's dad blames his own affinity for prostitutes (150 of 'em) as a factor in Brooke's decision in joining the profession. I don't know if things are as simple as all that. Maybe there is something in our minds that links personal inhibitions with parental behavior. Or, maybe, it was an arbitrary choice. I really don't know. I wonder if he'll regret making this revelation. It seems a bit attention seeking. A little Michael Lohan-ish, if you ask me. But we'll see [...]
Artist:Vampire Weekend VS Miike Snow
Title:The Kids Don't Stand A Chance
Link Text:The Kids Dont Stand A Chance by Vampire Weekend vs. Miike Snow
File Name:the-kids-dont-stand-a-chance.m p3
Bitrate:192 kbps
Year:2009

Hello, Brooke Magnanti!

Hello, Brooke Magnanti! Belle de Jour came out on Sunday! And she has a ... PhD? This is a bit unnerving for those of us who are still in school. Is this what'll I'll have to do to get funding as a student in the UK? 300 per hour sounds lovely, but I don't think this job is for everyone. (Neither does Brooke.) Besides, I only write about prostitution... I've been in love with this song from Flight of the Conchords for this past month, so this should come as [...]
Artist:Flight of the Conchords
Title:You Don't Have to be a Prostitute
Link Text:You Dont Have to be a Prostitute
File Name:you-dont-have-to-be-a-prostitu te.mp3
Bitrate:64 kbps
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