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Got to check out Metric this weekend at the Malkin Bowl in Stanley Park. What a great goddamn show. I know this is an obvious comparison, but I swear, Emily Haines is Debbie Harry incarnate (which also doesn't make sense, as Debbie Harry is still alive). The crowd was, unfortunately, fairly quiet for much of the show, but that didn't seem the affect the band's energy at all. Despite their stupor, the crowd did seem pleased by the end of it. I know I was. [...]

Download and dance!!! Whole Hood On Meds - Sam Demoe X Blondtron by blondtron

Last time I saw Band of Skulls (at the Media Club last year ), they hadn't yet put out their first album, but had some buzz behind them and were a lot of fun to watch. They were back in town this weekend, playing a couple of sold-out shows at Venue, so I was curious to see how far they'd come in the interim. First of all, this band has a pretty good-sized fanbase in [...]

Got the chance to check out La Roux at the Commodore the other night. While La Roux is actually the duo of singer Eleanor Jackson and Ben Langmaid, it's Jackson that gets most of the attention, and rightly so. Watching a semi-androgynous ginger shake it on stage under strobe lights is a pretty good time. If you get the opportunity, I suggest you take it. La Roux puts [...]

Notice how you never see these ladies in the same room as Justin! That's right. They're the same person. We're through the looking glass here people. www. lesbians wholooklike justinbieber .tumblr.com Who's the real Bieber?!?!

The best TV show ever created. Archer is a slick adult cartoon about a suave spy who likes nothing more than to hit on women and abuse his butler. Sometimes he saves the world too.

Do you or does someone you know look like any of the characters above ? I thought so. Look, it might be time to have a laser doctor remove your face/neck/penis ink. Maybe you got one on your fallopian tubes because you wanted to stick it society with your individuality. Bad move. I'll tell you this while there's still time before 2012...you know the year John Cusack is supposed to bring on the end of the world...YOUR TATTOOS ARE LAME. So are your Buddy Holly glasses sans lenses. So is your fucking nonchalant attitude and general disposition. [...]

Do you or anyone you know look like any of the characters above? Yes? I thought so. Guess what. In your attempt to break the mould stylistically you've failed to see that you're more of a sheep than most people who "have jobs" or "aren't in a band." That's right YOUR SCENE SUCKS! So get that ink removed with lasers as soon as you can otherwise no one will fuck you when you're fifty...except for maybe that Nazi bitch who banged Jesse James.

By now we have all drank the Olympic Kool Aid. And we have realized that although you may have won a gold medal in drunk cartwheeling, the hangover rhythm is gonna get you... Olympic sized hangovers require equally Olympic sized solutions!!! Here are some of my tested favorites: 1. Pedialyte: This is a better option to Gatorade, yup it’s for babies with diarrhea. It has more electrolytes than Gatorade, so it hydrates quicker. 2. Lemon: Puerto [...]

As a born and raised BC resident I am honored and so proud to say I live here. I would like to send out my best to everyone that's in our beautiful city for the games and I look forward to meeting many of you. We here at Hotmess would also like to offer our deepest sympathy towards Georgia, your team and the family, friends and colleagues of Nodor. Rest in peace, 2010 honors you. To you all, see you on the streets and online. Vintage !

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Well The Vancouver 2010 Olympics are just around the corner and whether you love'em or hate'em they're happening and along with the competing athletes there are some mega shows featuring some of Canada's best artists and so much more... for further details visit the official LiveCity Vancouver website for all the exciting things going on in downtown Vancouver. Let the Games begin.... :-)

If The Beatles mums had sex with one of those giant smurfs from Avatar John, Paul, George and Ringo might have looked like this. Same goes for Madonna and Bono.

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Watch this fucked up video of Hiedi Montag interviewed on "Good Morning America" after her 10 new plastic surgeries... I'm am speechless...

So AVATAR won best drama at last nights Golden Globe Awards and James Cameron took home a best director award as well. That's just delightful but let me ask you this, when is the SNL skit below going to win an award for "funniest shit I've ever seen IN MY LIFE.......on a late night sketch comedy show based in New York that used to star Eddie Murphy?" Seriously?!

a child's laughter, and I was laughing like an excited six year old when I found out that one of my favorite bands of all time SOUNDGARDEN was back and planning a 2010 tour!!!! That is I was initially excited. Then I let it sink in a bit. Now I'm wondering if Soundgarden 2010 can live up to their own legacy and why every single band that breaks up says they'll never play together again but then

I know...it probably should've taken a nap in a coffin a long time ago... but someone really should've stepped in on this one!They should've staged an intervention and then high- fived 2010 for not ruining the year with this soon to be grade 8 dance feel up each other classic.However, a special shout out goes to the genius who pieced together that slow walks through a dusty driveway with a boom

I saw this video a couple of weeks ago and I'm still haunted by it... so I thought I would share it with you all! I can't believe "Ellen" allowed this shit to air on her show and most importantly if this woman can be a singer I sure as hell can!You may recognize her from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" and her name is Kim Zolciak. I especially love how a woman over 40 who has kids is singing "