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To have as much fun as this!In the world of what the fuck, this ranks pretty high.It also ranks pretty high on the list of resolutions I have a shot at achieving!And instead of swaying to"Auld Lang Syne" during the big New Year's moment, I suggest you give this a listen while your roboting your way into 2010's warm embrace.Europe- The Final CountdownTrust me...2009 would have wanted it that way.

...and Chippendale's rejects everywhere.

If you're a fan you already know. If not, check it!John Frusciante has left the Red Hot Chili Peppers...again. The first time it happened was after Blood Sugar Sex Magik, in the early 90s, when he decided to do enough heroin to piss poppy seeds. Now he's gone again but this time it's not about a chemical romance! Here's why in his own words!Frusciante's full letter to fans:"When I quit the band,

Christmas time is fast approaching but I plead DO NOT forget to make your way to your local mall and jump on Santa's lap.I am not going to lie – it will be hell- children screaming, people pushing their costumed dogs to the heads of the line and the potent aroma of Santa's holiday cheer choking you.But I promise it will be worth it.If you are not convinced, here is an assortment of inspiration

From one extreme to another: two weeks ago I was dodging jets of fake blood at GWAR's show. Sunday night I was back at the Commodore, and the atmosphere was refreshingly chill and well-behaved. With six people up on stage, Zero 7 had a nice, full sound, but was perfectly low-key in their signature downtempo way. What an awesome way to enjoy a beer on a Sunday night while not freezing your ass off

My Christmas shopping is officially done.This video is holiday cheer inducing! Lead singer Wayne Coyne promotes the Fetus ornament as "rumored to give off vibrations that help all humans progress toward an intelligence explosion."One of many questions...Why "trembling?"There are so many other adjectives I can think of that seem a little bit more Jesus' birthday and a little less food poisoning

Sometimes gold comes in the form of a watch.Sometimes a smile.And sometimes gold comes wrapped up in a little package like the Jersey Shore.There is no doubt that 2009 is the year of the Douchebag.Their orange glow is everywhere and people are breathing them in like a warm summer day.Jersey Shore aired a week ago and has shined a well deserved spotlight on the world of Guidodom. Check out the

I can't believe I'm still alive. I made my way to the GWAR show at the Commodore tonight, my heart heavy in my chest, my camera wrapped in plastic. I had never been to one of their shows, but I had heard legend of men in dressed as gods from other galaxies spraying the liquified souls of dead groupies into the thirsty mouths of their writhing minions.That is more or less what went down. And it

HO HO HO!My favorite time of year is near and you know what that means; too much food, booze, spending, caroling, and lack of sleep... and I LOVE IT! Along with the holiday season comes awesome decorations, music and those Christmas movies you only get to watch once a year! So get cracking! Pull out those dusty VHS tapes from your holiday box and start watching, renting or buying them. Here are

Canadian music lost a true class act this week. Haydain Neale, the frontman for the group Jacksoul died Sunday from lung cancer.With the Nov. 3 release of a new Jacksoul single "Lonesome Highway" and an album of new material, Soulmate, slated for Dec. 1, fans couldn't help but think the Hamilton-born Neale was on the upswing.His family has always been optimistic, but tightlipped, about his

Sorry I'm just not a fan of freaks. I'm not talking about the freaks immediately below either. I actually like them.No, I'm talking about real freaks. Like deformed freaks. Inbred freaks. The kind that live under the stairs or in The Ozarks or in the attic.It started when I saw Pet Sematary (how the movie title is spelled) when I was a kid and was introduced to Zelda- the deformed sister who

Andy Samberg provides another SNL short for our viewing pleasure!There is still a seat at the Hotmess radio show waiting for you Andy... just sayin'.

Sweet Jesus. Did someone roofie Adam Lambert? His performance at the AMA's last night was something out of his 9th grade wet dream. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for weird performance art and show stopping publicity stunts. But Adam, take a guess at how I feel about you slamming your male dancers face into your crotch? I liked it about as much as the surprise tonsil hockey you played with the

Went in expecting the worst on this one considering I'm not only a member of the Hate Club for Sandra Bullock, I'm the President - plus - the use of The Fray's 'How to Save a Life' in the promo kept making me think someone from Grey's Anatomy was gonna show up with scalpels. We're not even gonna discuss Sandra's heehaw accent.What made me wanna watch was the black guy and I've always wanted a

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Will.i.am has joined up Pepsi and LMFAO to produce a user-generated video and music track that will be released next month.The Pepsi Refresh Studio Challenge wants DJ's and music lovers to produce their own version of LMFAO's "La La La," showcasing vocals, melody, chords or percussion.Go forth and remix! The Pepsi Refresh Challenge

It's Remembrance Day, and in addition to remembering all of our fallen soldiers and heroes, I would also like to remember some of my favourite comedians. The following few have shaped my life since I was just a weee girl on a small island with no cable, watching comic relief on VHS that my granddad had recorded from his giant 6 meter Satellite that was somehow taped onto our woodshed. George

At least to one guy and 700,00 followers.Shit my dad says, or @shitmydadsays (english?), is getting a TV show.The producers behind Will & Grace have signed on to produce the adaptation of this Twitter success story into a narrative family comedy on CBS.Wondering how this happened? Are you really surprised?Worse things have found shocking success on TV.So the story goes a little something like

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I love Matthew Good like the abusive father I never had. I think most people know him for his 90s hits, but the guy has puts out a lot of material since then (seven albums or EPs this decade), and he's one of the most underrated songwriters there is, in my opinion. Now, trust me when I say I mean this as a compliment: there's nothing I want to listen to more when I'm feeling like hanging myself