"No, you listen to me, Carson Gay-ly ," the World Hunger Relief spokeslegend shouts. "You give Adam more than 5 seconds of screen time in the new promo, and I'll make sure you feel this moment," she snarls, pointing to her outstretched middle finger. She signs off Skype, tosses the iPad to the floor, takes a deep breath and reaches for a sip of a Lotustini resting nearby. Legendtina 's reign in 2013 is unparalleled: A triumphant return to The Voice for Season 5, [...]
It's been well over two years since Simple Life starlet, "Drunk Text" chanteuse and Franchise Unveiling Queen of the Middle East (FUQ ME) Paris Hilton first promised us a taste of her new House-inspired record. It never came out. Her rumored lead single, "After Midnight," never came out either — nor did the song that supposedly featured LMFAO. Then, she broke up with her boyfriend/executive producer Afrojack and a song from her sophomore record sessions, "Last Night," [...]
So, this is sort of hard to believe, but despite the fact that David Guetta and Sia 's ginormous worldwide House smash "Titanium" was released way back in December of 2011 (and premiered even earlier that summer ), the powerhouse singer-songstress has never actually done an acoustic performance of the song — up until just now. It doesn't matter if you've already heard the song 45 million times on the radio. It doesn't matter if you're tired of hearing the song slamming from the speakers while some glittery twink spills his vodka ginger on [...]
Jennifer Paige , singer of the ubiquitous (and, over a decade later, still highly listenable) "Crush," has returned. Not that she's gone anywhere, really: The Atlanta-bred singer-songstress has been churning out singles and studio albums (including a Christmas album!) ever since her 1998 self-titled debut. But nothing's stuck quite as strongly on the charts as her debut single. Perhaps, however, all that's about to change. For her grand re-emergence in 2013, Paige has paired up with singer-songwriter/attractive person Coury Palermo , who [...]
Yes, Legendtina brought the entire audience to their knees at last night's Billboard Music Awards with her stunning, playback-heavy rendition of "Feel This Moment" with Pitbull. But the true performer of the night — and one of the more underrated pop princesses of our time — was the endlessly fabulous Miss Jennifer Lopez. After wrapping things up with Legendtina, Pitbull made his way back onstage to partner up with La Lopez and perform their latest in a seemingly endless string of YOLO [...]
LAS VEGAS, NV (LEGENDTINA NEWS NETWORK) - "Pero Me Acuerdo de Ti" songstress, Queen of Lotuses and modern society's more talented and attractive answer to Jesus Christ, Legendtina Goduilera , reigned supreme at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards last night, unleashing a jaw-dropping performance of "Feel This Moment" with Latino bar mitzvah party songsmith, Pitbull . Following a mercifully brief introduction by the bald musical terrorist, the iconic chanteuse rose up onto the stage in a stunning Versace top and Herve Leger skirt, revealing her svelte new "Hoy Tengo Ganas De Ti" figure and [...]
Godney 's the Queen of Pop. Madonna is the Queen of Everything. Legendtina is the Queen of Lotuses. And Lana Del Slay ? Why, she's the Queen of Disaster. As we already know by now, Lady Lana — who just cracked the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time since "Video Games" ( finally! ) with "Young & Beautiful," her haunting theme song for The Great Gatsby — is prone to her fair share of Lana Del Leaks. Seriously, there've got to be over a hundred demos floating around [...]
SMURF YOUR ENTIRE SMURF. "Ooh La La," Britney 's contribution to the soundtrack of The Smurfs 2 , has finally been leaked upon the Interwebz—on International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia no less, yet another milestone in Britney's tireless career as a LGBT warrior—and the results are pure, summery Smurfish delight. Let's break it down now — show me what you got! The premise: You are smurfing beautiful. It doesn't matter how much money you have or how many [...]
Like a pheonix rising from the ashes—or a lotus within a stinky, mud-filled swamp— Legendtina has risen again. The past few months have proven to be quite trying for the "F.U.S.S." siren: Not only has Legendtina suffered a merciless smear campaign launched by the New York Times , but the Ms. Goduilera Bionic/Lotus Experience World Tour —the very tour she left The Voice to embark upon—remains frustratingly nonexistent. But all is not lost: There've been incredible highs and endless amounts of #lotuspromo, including Time Magazine 's long-awaited crowning [...]
Kelly Rowland 's churned out so many sensual slow burns ("Kisses Down Low"), naughty come-ons ("Lay It On Me") and joyous dance floor fillers ("When Love Takes Over") over the past five years, it's difficult to initially believe that "Dirty Laundry," Rowland's latest single off of her upcoming record Talk A Good Game , could come from a place of such pain. She's vaguely touched upon struggle in the past ("They never seen our scars before, they think our love is beautiful" she sings on 20102s "Rose Colored Glasses"), but never before has the hurt been so [...]
Selegendary Gomezmerizing got us sweating back in April with the premiere her sulty summer seduction anthem, "Come & Get It." She then caused the Earth's water supply to quickly evaporate—leading to a year without rain, naturally—all thanks to the unbelievably stunning, floral and flowing garb-filled accompanying video last week. Now, Miss Gomez has set her heavenly eyes on the dance floor with a slew of remixes guaranteed to have her skyrocketing to the top position on the Billboard Dance/Club Play Songs chart in no time. Like, easily. [...]
BREAK OUT THE FIRST AID KITS AND JINGLE THEM KEYS: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Once upon a time, there were five little girls: Shannon , Aundrea , D. Woods , Dawn , and Aubrey . These girls had a dream to make music and entertain. They went by the name of... Danity Kane . An evil man with a fetish for flopping named Diddy took them all away from us—but not forever. It's a Danity dream that none of us ever actually [...]
Songwriters, producers and artists were honored for their contributions to music over the past year at the SESAC Pop Awards ceremony at the New York Public Library tonight, including Miguel , Melanie Fiona ...and Danja. I was fortunate enough to be invited to attend the event, and so, attend I did. Of course, being the loyal and devoted Britney stan that I am, there was only one mission on my mind upon learning that the unstoppable Danja was in the [...]
I pride myself on owning almost every Brit Brit CD single, album and vinyl pressing from around the world, including the French-only CD single for "Anticipating" and the Japanese limited edition pressing of Greatest Hits: My Prerogative with the silver phone charm—all of which I intend to be buried with. But here's something I've never seen: A trading card included in a European pressing of 19992s ...Baby One More Time , which Martin "Cherry Cherry Boom Boom" Kierzenbaum of Cherry Tree Records graciously sent in last night. It's got [...]
Kylie Minogue isn't just a Princess of Pop anymore: she's the Princess of Power, too. In between recording her twelfth studio album , Miss Minogue teamed up with e-comedy series Funny Or Die to create a spoof NBC series: She-Ra —and the results are just as incredible as one would expect the Fever chanteuse playing the fictional sister of He-Man could be. Watch as the iconic Aussie songstress battles her way through danger (and a bowl of pasta, and a pregnancy [...]
The Legendary Miss Britney Spears ' issue of Shape hasn't hit shelves yet...except, uh, in Minnesota? Earlier this week, Shape premiered the cover of their June issue featuring Brit Brit, as well as a few teases of the upcoming issue for Entertainment Tonight . But the issue is apparently being (accidentally?) sold in some places in America, and reader/Godney stan Miles D. has graciously sent over the full scans of the issue. (Thanks, bb!) Check out the full scans below, including the fierce spread of Boxerney, B's workout playlist [...]
It's a Katy B world—we're all just dancing in it. Just moments ago, the UK alt-disco princess premiered her absolutely fantastic new single with Annie Mac on BBC Radio 1: "What Love Is Made Of." Much like Jessie Ware 's immense disco moment "Imagine It Was Us" in April (the two previously collaborated on Katy's superb "Aaliyah" ), the single channels all sorts of early '902s House pulsations and bright piano chords. "I could stay like this [...]
In just a few months, Britney 's going to be smurfing up her summer Smurf smash /soon-to-be Oscar-nominated anthem for the soundtrack of Smurfs 2 : "Ooh La La." Minutes ago, a song randomly surfaced called "Ooh La La"—and it certainly smurfs like a Dr. Luke / Bonnie McKee banger. Is it our "Ooh La La"? Smurf below. UPDATE: No, it's not. It's a 2-year-old song by Jade Ross . SMURF IT ALL.
I already gushed all over Say Lou Lou 's entirely brilliant "Julian" a few weeks ago. This week, the gorgeous Australian-Swedish duo released the Julian EP to iTunes, featuring remixes from the likes of Monsieur Adi , Lissvik , Checan and Martin Dubka , as well as a B-side called "Fool Of Me" with Chet Faker. Surprising to no one, it's just as mesmerizing. Gliding across a dreamy soundscape of ambient sound—a vinyl [...]
UK House trio Cahill , known individually as Anton Powers , Tim Condran and Scott Rosser , are responsible for remixing, like, every song ever, including Cheryl Cole 's "Fight For This Love," Mini Viva 's "I Wish" and their legendary mile-a-minute remix of Mariah Carey 's "Obsessed." (Just try and sing along to that one without getting tongue-tied.) They've also put out a few solid dance floor thumpers of their own, including 20072s Top 40 smash, "Trippin' On You." [...]
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