Blog: Gosh Damn DJS!

When Carles on Hipster Runoff jokes about there being a "remix economy", it's funny because relative to everything else, remixes are not the #1 commodity in america. BUT then there's the news that Good Charlotte is putting out a...uh.. remix album, called... wait for it - "the greatest remixes". So, there are a few funny things about this. Actually, no, mostly just one thing, which is that it's a huge joke. I have never heard a Good Charlotte remix in my LIFE before I heard this album get announced, and i'm allll over the internets. Here's how the [...]

• Good Charlotte - Girls & Boys (Ed Banger All Stars Remix)

TIGA - MIND DIMENSION (GOSH DAMN! BOOTLEG) "EVERY TIME I POST THIS TRACK FAHECKTIC'S STACHE CRIES" (but seriously amanda listen to it, it's not as shitty as the other ones) ALSO! take note: Mostly because the economy is fucked the FUCK up, there's going to be a $3 cover for our night after midnight now- However, you can easily avoid this cover by [...]

Parallels (christ remember myspace?) is the side project of the ex-live drummer of Crystal Castles, Cam Findlay. In the summer of 07 I lied to some hipster at a bar and told him I hate Parallels because the "80's synth pop has already been done/overdone" cuz I figured his reaction would probably be funny. I was right, he then grabbed my arm and led me outside to make me listen to Ultralight on his cell phone so maybe just maybe then I'd see how awesome it actually is. I already knew, I'm a pretty big fan of both [...]

Not meaning to bump Faheck's musings about the undead, but I happen to have found a link to the justice documentary. Though you have to download it in 8 parts, i hear it's epic epic EPIC. Apparently according to the poll we set up nobody gives a shit about justice anymore, BUT wait until you see the 28 minute long lovemaking scene between Gaspard and Xavier. I've heard it be called the most tender man-on-man scene since Brokeback Mountain (breakbot mountain "i wish i knew how 2 quit u remix). [...]

I was conned into seeing the movie Twilight on the weekend because my friends told me it was a zombie movie. For about half an hour I was still under the impression the characters were just some kind of really intelligent zombies, until this scene came around: That was about the same time my friends turned to me and started laughing really hard and the movie was ruined as far as I was concerned. Although, I did gain some valuable knowledge about vampires: a) I may have watched too [...]

Introducing Kro, Armenia's finest (possibly only) gangshta rapper. It's too tough to pick a highlight to make fun of in this video, so I'm going to just let you watch it and choose for yourself. The only thing less convincing than talkin' about "making Gs like the OGs overseas" is when he tries to take it down a notch, dim the lights and puts out a bit of a serenade for the ladies. As Prancehall accurately states, "2-Pac is alive! He does look a bit like 2-Pac actually. Also, it looks like he's given his aunt a glass of [...]

Etienne De Crecy is on some serious daft punk shit with this new "cube dj booth" thing he's got. Everything in this video gets crazy at around the 2:45 mark. This is one of the complaints I have with the Albion - Daft Punk gets the giant glowing triangle for their live show, Crecy gets his confusingly awesome rubick's cube - so when we came to the Albion and said "listen, we want a giant glowing shape of some variety to our little DJ shinding. They were like, uh, "sorry, the only thing that we can get you [...]

To celebrate, go check out Oldstyle Pilsner , who finally uploaded the whole "Part of the Weekend Never Dies" DVD from Soulwax! GODDAMN! Only thing that's rough is that it's kinda not the best quality if you maximize it, and I imagine that half the awesomeness of this movie would be seeing it on a big screen with good sound, not wonky laptop speakers.

This article made me giggle for a bit. It's like The Biggest Loser, only for pets. I really do wonder what a "pet friendly" vacation consists of, a hotel room that doesn't give a shit your morbidly obese cat sleeps in it all day? Maybe a pet friendly vacation isn't even a good idea for a prize, you know, for the animal's sake, because I personally have a tendency to over-eat while on vacation. Maybe they should leave their pet at home while they go away on vacation and let it starve for a week... Just kidding, I love [...]

Today's post comes largely in thanks to Find Voltorb, Catch Voltorb ; one of those blogs that I end up visiting every few days because they consistently post super awesome stuff. So, on the FVCV bandwagon I hop. First off, the new ZZT is super intense. Mitochondreia everywhere!!! What a jaw dropping video, sheeesh. Lookin' at all them bugs makes me inevitably imagine them crawling all over me, which isn't too nice a feeling. But listening to this track makes me feel like I've been sucked into a vortex [...]

GEEEZ BLOGGER, this is the 3rd time that my posts have been unwillingly erased without warning. What garbage. Therefore, to eliminate this unwanted bullshit, please see the disclaimer at the top right hand corner of the page - please believe that I don't want to cause any ruckus in the blog world, but I'm sick and tired of having pages deleted without any forewarning/reason. Anyway, top 10 repeated! (now in a different order because I kinda forgot) 1) Tiga- Mind Dimension 2 (Soulwax version) [...]

hi guys, Brendan here. I'm DJing at this amazingly good keg party happening on Friday at 273 Waterloo Street. Recently the Rotiskenrekete, (Mohawks of the Bay of Quinte Warrior Society) blockaded the construction of a new police station from being built on their territory. They refuse to let the station be completed before the Band council has brought it before the whole community to decide if it's really wanted there. They have spent $1.9 million on the station, which has both the Tyendinaga Police services & an OPP detachment. With contaminated ground water effecting their community, where the [...]

In case you can't tell wonderful blog readers, Amanda Faheck now fills this blog with her wittiness too! She is responsible for the post before mine, and basically any post that sounds way funnier than the stuff I put in here on a regular basis. Because I'm too dumb to figure out how to invite other people to blog at this address, you'll just have to guess who's who. Anyway, I was digging through the vaults of a ton of songs I used to love pre-bangers, and realized that Gosh [...]