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Well it has certainly been fun, but I come to you with a heavy heart. This will in fact be my last blog post in this fine establishment as I'm now officially bonafide. Rather than post something sappy, I leave you with a few of my favorite things. I would have included some WNBA highlights but there wasn't a single one on the internet. It's like trying to find a peanut in Sherry Shepard's vagina. Peace. And I'm out! [...]

Attention parents: giving your children books as holiday gifts is almost as painful as telling them how they were conceived. "You see, son. Mommy promised to let me explore her hidden crevice, but after a little coaxing I had to settle for a garden variety pushin' session." Related posts: Attention Parents! Stop Putting Your Crying Kids on the Internet Enough is enough. We get it. Your kids are cute... Tottenham Hotspur FC x Savage Garden? [...]

He's got a point. Once an alien has been up one ass, I think further exploration of the stinky planet is just overkill and perverse. Related posts: Documentary Trailer: No Impact Man New Yorker Colin Beavan attempted to go an entire year... Documentary Trailer: Cat Ladies Everyone knows or has heard about a "cat lady" in... Documentary Trailer: The Carter This Sundance darling about Lil Wayne has been garnering [...]

Scarlett Johansson is single. I repeat...Scarlett Johansson is single. That's the most magical news I've heard since I got word that Target is going to start selling Four Loko and that every spam email is in fact telling the truth. Hooray for increased girth! Hoorah for extended pleasure! Without getting into the gory details, it seems Ms. Johansson has split up with Van Wilder and has officially become the hottest thing on the Hollywood market since cocaine. Everyone knows what people are capable of for a Klondike bar, but what about for a [...]

Tis' the season to want things. Shiny things. Things that make you feel good about yourself. Perhaps if you're an 11-year-old boy you might want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with every intention of shooting your eye out. I know that's what I wanted when I was a pre-teen hell raiser (that and a Talk Boy ). When you're a kid, Christmas gifts and wishes lay in tangible products made by hard working Korean children who earn an honest ten cents an hour to craft things you have dreams of uprooting scabs with. It's [...]

Hiphopsite put together a nice year end list featuring 25 of the must have mixtapes of the year with proper and active download links for those of you looking to jab some stockings full of pirated hip hop music. Head over there for the full list, but enjoy the Cee-Lo tape, Stray Bullets, while I go warm up some hoiday cocoa. Download: Cee Lo Stray Bullets Related posts: Download: The Wu Tang Clan's [...]

It's that time of the year, folks. It's like the internet just had its period and is expelling all of the cyber inter uterine discharge from 2010. BED INTRUDER SONG!!! (now on iTunes) TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke - Key of Awe$ome #13 Greyson Chance Singing Paparazzi [...]

Funny story. Maybe not funny "haha," but funny in a way like when a small children doesn't have enough money to buy bread at the local bodega. Anyhoo, back when I moved to Hollyhood and hadn't yet broken by 405 south cherry, The Beaver by Kyle Killen was the hottest script on the market. It seems like it has undergone an extensive rewrite since I last took a gander. Related posts: Stranger Danger Sunglasses This is a good life lesson. Avoid [...]

The nice thing about 2010 coming to an end is that the gift that keeps on giving follows you to the nest year like a lost puppy. Related posts: Google to Launch Music Service Next Week Not sure if you've heard of this website called Google,... The Google Map Guide to Ghostbusters Thanks to David Friedman's Interactive Google Maps Guide to Ghostbusters,... Fun with Google This is what happens when [...]

The New York Times did a really inventive and interesting series that featured some Hollywood heavyweights like Javier Bardem, Robert DuVall and Matt Damon all "acting" without the aid of any dialogue. Pretty fresh. No related posts.

The apocalypse is officially upon us and it has little to do with the Jews or the zombies who WERE co-conspiring for a massive takeover in 2011. Instead, mankind's demise comes in the form of a female flag being flown by ESPN . Dubbed ESPN W, this destination website is home to all things female and athletic; in short, handy recipes on how to turn the ball over and convince the world that you don't have a wiener. If I wanted to go celebrate great achievements by women I'd go flog my dolphin on the Huffington Post. [...]

Whether you prefer him as B.o.B or with a surname as Bobby Ray, there's no denying that he's one of the most interesting and talented dudes out there. B.o.B. proudly presents his genre bending effort into the mixtape realm on this Fluish Tuesday. Mixtape Download: B.o.B. "No Genre" Related posts: Download: Dom Kennedy "Best After Bobby" Mixtape LA emcee Dom Kennedy and The Los Angeles Leakers team... Mixtape [...]

*Loyal readers. Changes are on the horizon as our sometimes risque subject matter has landed yours truly in some hot water. Not Brett Favre territory...but close enough. Look for more PG rated material in the future like cats riding bicycles. The men who stole the world How to home brew Four Loko The Coen Brothers Movies Ranked from Best to Worst The 12 best sports [...]

Andrew Barber of Fakeshoredrive recently put together a list for Complex chronicling some of the most city defining moments for Chicago and the hip hop community. In true internet fashion, that list spawned a mixtape, which spawned thoughts of when I tried to get to second base in the back seat of a Caddy . Mixtape Download: The 50 Greatest Chicago Rap Songs Related posts: Download: Students of the Culture Mixtape [...]

I'll get straight to the point. It's an absolute joke that Qatar will be hosting the World Cup in 2022. Aside from it being 120 degrees there in the summer, two KEY elements will be missing from the festivities. HOOKERS Hookers are an absolute staple for any international sporting event. It's like a loose women buffet at these shindigs. First you sample a little Italian, throw in a pinch of Australian and toss in a little unnamed Eastern European action for good measure. Come for the futbol, stay for the illegal snatch. [...]

It's no secret around these parts that I'm not too fond of the WNBA and would probably prefer the fate of the middle victim in Human Centipede where every orifice is occupied than being forced to watch that dribble, turnover, airball fiasco. To each their own I suppose. WNBA enthusiasts and general ball busters have always accused me of being sexist to which I merely reply "that I don't dislike women playing basketball, I dislike women playing BAD basketball." It's the exact same logic as "guns don't kill people, people do." That brings me to [...]

The long-awaited, Michael Rapaport helmed documentary chronicling the rise and fall of A Tribe Called Quest finally has a theatrical trailer. Hopefully this has some hard truths about who left the wallet in El Segundo (and why the audio isn't synched). Related posts: Live at the Knitting Factory: A Tribe Called Quest On Thursday night, the Knitting Factory in NYC held a... Documentary Trailer: Capitalism: A love Story A lot of people dislike Michael Moore, particularly because [...]

The BJ Clause sounds kinda like a XXX version of It's a Wonderful Life, doesn't it? But I digress. I'm no relationship wiz nor do I pretend to be one on television or the internet. I'm just a regular dude with realistic expectations for what life has to offer. 1. a moderately priced home in a suburb that smells like cheese. 2. two annoying children who are motivated to attend Julliard. 3. a once attractive wife who has gradually allowed her stomach to morph into a lumpy, dough-like patch that hangs above her vagina like the [...]

Usually mashup attempts are hit or miss, kinda like that carnival basketball attraction manned by Cleetus from Dubuque, Iowa. In this case, someone just won the giant pink Elephant. Download: Black Keys vs. Bog Boi "Black Bug" Black Keys vs. Big Boi - Black Bug by wick-it Related posts: Download: 88-Keys feat. Colin Munroe "Wake Up Call" This [...]

The great thing about the Thanksgiving holiday is the amount of time I spent away from the interwebs, thus taking a needed break from kittens, douchebag kids, lip synchers and girls with not enough cups for all of their guests. But what I did miss was this MJ recut that puts King James in his place. Church! Related posts: Lebron James Tells Fans To Seek Title Not Chalupa's The playoffs are here. And Lebron James had some... [...]