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Oooohweee! Now this is a good email to open on a Friday under the subject headline: Zee German's, Lebowski.  Rosario Dawson is God's gift to man.  She's like a Werther's candy that you wanna suck on. Related posts: Oscar Nominee Boob Database [...]

If you've got an hour + I highly suggest you watching Bansky's directorial debut Exit Through the Gift Shop which is airing free online because...that's just how the internet seems to be these days. Now if health insurance went the way of the internet we'd really be getting somewhere. (watch it while the watchin's good) Related posts: 5 Minutes of Banksy's "Exit Through the Gift Shop" Here we have 5 minutes of Banksy's debut film, Exit... Trailer: [...]

Cee-Lo Green takes to "Later with Jools Holland' to do a rendition of the only song you need to listen to this year. Related posts: Green Day Live @ Henry Fonda Theatre EPIC Green Day show last night at the Music Box... Download: Cee Lo Green "Georgia" Many apologies for the lack of posts today.  Someone's got... Album Stream: Aloe Blacc "Good Times" NPR got a hold of Aloe Blacc's [...]

GQ put together a list of the sexiest women of rock and roll in hopes of getting their male readership to give the old skin flute a toot.  The main problem with their list is most of the women reached their hotness plateau back in the 1970's and 80's and have gone the way of the DeLorean.  What we need is some in the moment sexiness.  Thank Jeebus for Google images. GRACE POTTER Why she's sexy: She looks like Sookie Stackhouse after she sold her soul to the devil for a [...]

In this day and age where people tweet their menstrual cycles and think "privacy" is a car model, it's not really shocking that people post risque photos of themselves on Facebook.  No big deal.  But what does a self portrait actually say about yourself?  Let's explore. 1. Look at me I'm holding a camera! You may as well hold up a sex toy 'cause it's just as embarrassing.  If you need an ego stroke maybe you should shove [...]

I usually don't involve myself in American politics as I'm more partial to the Ukrainian variety. There's something hypnotic about watching Eastern European parliament late at night that suddenly breaks into fisticuffs. But I digress. Without question President Obama is the coolest dude walking. He's like the most interesting man in the world but with a better fiscal plan. Related posts: Will President Obama Bounce It? The given: President Barack Obama will throw out the first... [...]

Check out the rack on Dr. Hanjal Kiprov's business card. Pure and utter genius. That is until you get one of those spam artists hocking girth enhancement handing out a set of business cards at a technology expo. Suddenly you've got a room full of men who look like they have Lego erections in their cotton Dockers. What would Patrick Bateman think about all this? Related posts: When Life Imitates American Psycho A lesser [...]

Well I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo... Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge. . Related posts: Scarlett Johansson in a Body Suit. Yes Please. There's nothing better than a buxom red head in a... "Jessica Biel" Most Dangerous Internet [...]

Burke and Hare is the true (and funny) story of two blokes from Edinburgh who murdered seventeen people for monetary gain in the name of greed and science.  Tally ho! Related posts: Trailer: Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps Gordon Gekko is back... and greed is still good 22... Trailer: Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones "The Lovely Bones" centers on a young girl who has... Trailer: 44-Inch Chest I'm [...]

Good golly Miss Molly I'm excited for the latest Coen Brothers flick which finally has a proper movie trailer thus making it bonafide and a suitor. Related posts: Trailer: True Grit Here's the first footage from the Coen Brothers latest opus... Michael Mann's Public Enemies Trailer There are many films coming out in 2009 that I... Trailer: The Men Who Stare at [...]

The more and more I watch the lingerie football league, the sadder I get. Where as retired NFL players end up owning burger franchises and car washes, you can only assume these vixens end up working at a topless bar near the airport. Get low! Lingerie Football League - MTV Shows Related posts: Fear Not...the Lingerie Football League is Back With a looming NFL lockout next season, and a college... [...]

Word on the street is if you put "you know, Liz Lemon" in front of anything Kanye West tweets , suddenly you've been transformed into a mythical place where everyone is Tracy Jordan. Download: Kanye West feat. Kid Cudi, Pusha T, John Legend, Pusha T + Ryan Leslie "Christian Dior Denim Flow" Related posts: Download: Consequence feat Kanye West + John Legend "Whatever U Want" DOWNLOAD: Consequence feat. Kanye West + John Legend [...]

Michael Vick comeback movie With a little help from his friends ( Sean Parker Vanity Fair profile) The songs most likely to make a man cry The 20 best fictional crime bosses of all time Greg Giraldo's 7 funniest bits Fantasy NFL’s Top 10 Disappointments Related posts: Close but No Cigar In [...]

By now the internet has been set ablaze by Karen Owen's sex thesis which chronicled her sexual exploits while jersey chasing on the campus of Duke University.  I had always heard the chicks in Durham were partial to athletes (and flogging the dolphin in the stacks at the library), but chronicling dong size like it were a batting average seems a bit overboard...and exactlyike what a Duke coed would do.  But where does that leave the portion of the population who haven't used PowerPoint since Freshman year of high school for a project dubbed "What I Did Over [...]

Here's the dirty low down.  A former Duke University student kept a detailed powerpoint presentation of all of her sexual exploits in which he ranked her male counterparts based on looks, personality, and motion in the ocean ability.  Seriously?  No one wants to sleep with a girl who uses powerpoint...ever.  It would be the equivalent of sticking your penis in a PC and contracting both a computer and sexual transmitted virus.  You've gotta read this to believe it . Related posts: [...]

Paste Magazine always has the best lists . Where as other blogs usually rank fecal matter and cat cuteness, Paste always gives me the good stuff, hence the appropriate label: list crack. In this instance, they give you a run down of some of those individuals personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt...me. Related posts: The Five Best Drug Dealers On TV Paste Magazine put together a short and to the point... Ten Creatures Named After [...]

I've always operated under the assumption that if Wayne Brady, Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown all showed up to the same place at the same time an angel would get its wings. No related posts.

As everyone probably knows by now, longtime Quentin Tarantino film editor Sally Menke passed away in Los Angeles yesterday. Here's a nice Sally Menke tribute pulled from the extras from Inglorious Basterds Tarantino has freely admitted that editing with Menke was like working with a writing partner, and no doubt the director’s trademark ability to hold and savor the tension of a beat well past the point when other directors would have moved on—or keep an audience riveted by his free-form pop soliloquies—flowed from Menke’s artful cutting. How else could he have gotten away with [...]

Here I am looking at Bobby Flay's ugly mug for the 100th time as he tries to crush some old ladies dream of being the Pineapple Upside Down Cake champion when I could have been staring at sweet, sweet Giada De Laurentiis. Yowzers! I think I just burnt the roof of my mouth. This whole "hot as shit" chef phenomenon can't be a coincidence.  It's food pornography.  And we all know what happens when you get those craving signals crossed . [...]

From Jesse James to Tony Soprano, outlaws have always held a singular if ambiguous place in America's popular imagination: we fear and loathe their appetite for violence, yet we envy and covet their freedom. In early 1965, LIFE photographer Bill Ray and writer Joe Bride spent several weeks with a gang that, to this day, serves as a living, brawling embodiment of our schizoid relationship with the rebel: the Hells Angels. Here, in a gallery of never-published photographs . [...]