We Are The People (Jimmy2sox Remix) - Empire Of The Sun Two years ago I went to my first fair in LA. As a Shamwow salesman. Obviously. Sold my first Shamwow to a Neo-Nazi. Mighty. Also did a bit of moonlighting as ... Continue reading
Woke Up New - Mountain Goats You know when you're lost in a valley of mountains. You're standing at the foot of one of the mountains. And you're all like... What the funk?! I just climbed a mountain. Seriously. Just ... Continue reading
Got Some Teeth - Obie Trice So there I was... DJigging. Rodeo Drive. Ivanka Trump party. Showcasing her new jewelry collection. Diamonds crusts everywhere. Swanky. Classy. Plus. Me. Suited. Booted. Looking slick at least. Kitted out in my mighty Reiss suit. Perk of ... Continue reading
Lisztomania (Alex Metric Remix) - Phoenix Just got back from DJigging a big charity event. Also known as a D lister party. D-listers. D-lusters. Reality show heads. Famous ex-wives. People in commercials. Rich old men. Young empty women. Desperate older ... Continue reading
Sweet Disposition (Joe Maz Remix) - Temper Trap So not every day in L-Hey is nuts. Today was pretty normal. Shopped. Washed. Gymed. Chilled. Mostly recovered. Sunday was pretty mighty. Man cures. Just the one. Happy hours. Oh Jesus. Pub ... Continue reading
Miami - Will Smith Car services picks me up. 9 bells. Slightly late. Balls. Farewell to Bob. Out the door. Back to London. Single parenthood over. 9.15. Good to go. Off to Van Nuys. Private airport. Same one in Entourage, I'm ... Continue reading
Fly With You (Benny Benassi Mix) - Chicco Secci & Graham Wheeler Blog break for a few days. Dose. Although. Miami. Private jet. Dancing!? Betsy! Filed under: DJ, LA Living, Random Ramblings, Writing
Lord Of The Dance - Enya So my buddy Bob is visiting at the moment. Two weeks in LA, first time here. Go on the Bob! Now I fully realise what it's like to be a single parent. No longer just a ... Continue reading
I'm Shipping Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys Blogaruu, she's been a while! My bad for the delay. Quite busy with vital stuff. Such as realising that I might be a fairy (apparently fairies can only handle or feel one ... Continue reading
Nothing In My Way - Keane Apparently the world’s greatest ever fencer is Aldo Nani. You know, the Italian guy. Yeah, him. Google’s greatest fencer of all time. Let’s say you decided one day you wanted to become the next ... Continue reading
Beat The Devil's Tattoo - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Exciting news! Got a haircut the other day. How exciting! Thought I looked like a penguin after it. Imagine!? Put my face where the big white belly part of the penguin ... Continue reading
I'll Try Anything Once - Julian Casablancas Confesstion time: For far too long a period growing up I used to wear turtlenecks. As in, all the time. Pre denim jacket phase. Post oversized sports jacket. Turtlenecks were my item of ... Continue reading
I Can't Go For That (Member's Only Remix) - Halls & Oates Earlier today I saw an offer from an author on Twitter. Buy my book in bulk. Get an experience in return. Buy 75 books: Get a personalised thank ... Continue reading
Resurrection - PPK Anyone want some free books? 1. Born Standing Up by Steve Martin (Read about it on Amazon here!) 2. Bird By Bird by Anne Lamont (Read about it here!) 3. The TV Writer's Workbook by Ellen Sandler ... Continue reading
Resurrection - PPK Anyone want some free books? Tricks Hayes Giveaway! Ordered a flurry last week off Amazon. Next day delivery! Next day. No delivery. Next week!? No delivery. Amazon swore: We delivery'ed. Apartment security checked CCTV cameras. Informed me that ... Continue reading
Daddy Cool (Chris Moody & DJ Riz Remix) - Boney M LADIES... Big day. Main goal. Buy sheets for my bed. Using my hand towel as a pillow and bath towel for a blanket was getting a bit unrealistic. A ... Continue reading
Cinema - Benny Benassi Feat. Gary Go One thing I oddly rarely do is auditing. Which is odd. Since growing up I wanted to be an auditor. True. Read my book prologue. If it's in that, you know it's the ... Continue reading
Need You Now - Cut Copy Invaluable few lessons have re-reared their heads in the past few days. Just in case I ever forgot... 1. It only takes an instant to dislike me. Kind of odd. Take tonight. Met my ... Continue reading
Snake Charmer - Bag Raiders No doubt you will remember well from ages ago in the blog, I quoted a line from Whoopi in Sister Act 2. Remember that? Obviously. You know... “If you wake up thinking about singing, then you ... Continue reading
Paganini Rocks (Feat. Au Revoir Simone) - Robortom What an amazing week! Simply amazing. Full to the brim with the most amazingly pointless revelations one could have. Amazing. Take Sunday night. 5 in the morning. Big breakthrough. Shook me to the ... Continue reading