Blog: Milk Teeth

Everyone's favourite wet-dream inspiration Tyga has swiped Adele's best bit and layered it into this wah-wah cry-hard ballad about his ex-gf being a cunt or whatever. I prefer it when he's being a sleazy baller, but there's still boner moments in amongst the 'Nothing Compares 2U' vibes: "Angels in the a.m. -  sin on my flesh Girls in the p.m., excuses PMS They all wanna love em, call em Ms. Next Spirit of a hustler, I only chase checks" But w/e this track sounds like goo centre brownies, kinda sticky and warm with a guilty tinge but [...]

If you've been through some dark break-up recently - go fuck off and sob into your Kleenex balsam tissues and carry on wanking over The Saturdays, cause this won't help. This song is beautiful to the point where I reckon I'll get an ear infection through overplay.  Whenever I drop it in a DJ set I watch all the dubstep bromance gangs of dickheads jumping and squawking and feel smug, cause I know they are spazzing out to a breakup song about a guy sobbing in his bedroom. Skream is a real cunt of a genius isnt he, I [...]

B.o.B has lobbed his iced out toys way outta the pram. After being severely decapitated in  Tyler the Creator 's 'Yonkers' recently ... hold up... if you haven't heard the lyric it's: "what you think of hayley williams? fuck her, wolf haley robbin’ ‘em i’ll crash that fuckin’ airplane at that faggot nigga B.o.B is in and stab bruno mars in his goddamn esophagus" .. B.o.B has left Hayley Williams and her bottle of Wella Ultra Colour/Emily the Strange cat hoody, and decided to chow down on some macho-pills and spit this out. It [...]

This ain't new - don't pipe out and tell me I'm dragging. But the more I obsessively listen to it like a 13 year old fan-club manager, the doper it sounds.  The Chris Breezy dick shot scandal #OMG left the gossip bloggers screen grabbing every lunge move in this video.  But I'm way too obsessed with the concept of lipsing with Lil Wayne in that electronic goblin mask. In the cage.  With Busta rapping hyper speed sweet nuttings through the bars. I don't want this blog sounding hiphop-honeyz fan-fiction so I'm gonna just let you download this response [...]

I know she sounds like p-p-p-p- porky pig when she's scatman spitting her Live Lounge sessions. I know she's lost half of her body weight in three weeks and looks like a backwards magic wand. I know she makes a whole lot of you vom-out when she screams about grabbing her lesbo crotch and clambers her massive fucking limbs inside tiny doll houses for lols. But still right, this video of Jessie J, singing in New York at a subway station with a ghetto blaster in some ill fitting trousers is REALLY MASSIVELY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE. Her vocal chords are flexi [...]

Yo-Landi Vi$$er is in my All-Time-Babes-Of-My-Life eclipsing the standards of  Mutya Buena and The Appleton Sisters and even Janet Jackson . She trickles verses off her sharp little tongue about Satan flirting, coats made of rats, dick enticing, ca$h pocketing and spliff passion.  Lyrics like: "blindfold you, lock your hands up with the handcuffs even though you lying down, i can make you stand up spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn fuck a pen and pad, i write my rhymes with a Ouija board" Make me wanna get ZEF inked [...]

I just ran this bath of nutella and honey and climbed in with Jodeci serenading my ears after my heated stone therapy massage from Trey Songz and Beyonce. IN MY DREAMS obviously fool. But this newly surfaced track 'Motivation' from Kelly Rowland and Lil Wayne is as close as my EastLondon a$$ is gonna get to such luxurious living. I've managed to yank myself away from Yonkers long enough to develop a mild obsession with Rowland's surprisingly effective fresh efforts.  Her vocals are fluid and the beat ticks along at a slow-jam speed then Weezy just packs it [...]

This video from Context MC proves hard that you don't need baller level $$ to hit on a good solid concept and create something memorable. With cameo lip-syncing from some of my biggest babez Hyperfrank and Jamal SBTV plus a grime-buffet of others, OWTH is dry, dubbed out and dark like Dr Pepper. I've had my eyes on Norwich based MC Context since Charlie Sloth introduced a Fire in the PhoneBooth session with him a while back and the stonecold delivery of slices like: "I'll tell a bird if she looks good naked FUCK what Gok will [...]

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I've spat tonnes of words about DJ and Producer megababe Murlo for long times. We've DJ'd together at Angry Dance Parties and Milk Teeth sweatboxes.  And I blogged his heavy//buoyant Rihanna Bashment blend as a Christmas prezzie a couple of months back. I'm generally hyper over everything Murlo produces and his soca//hi-energy obsession, so when he chucked this romantic tropical fix-up over to me I nearly wept with romantic glee cause it's fucking blissful.  He's even kind enough to leave it open for free download #niceguyzcomefirst Whilst your cotching on his Soundcloud go greedy and listen [...]

I got all dark and viscously obsessed with Tyler the Creator last year.  He's 19 with 5 panel caps, Stevie Wonder blind guy rolling eyes and the kind of videos that would make my Mom sedate me 24/7 so 'fucking rank creeps like that' cant chain up my legs and spit insects at me. #SWOON. The new track Yonkers reminds me of getting hold of Grave Diggaz for the first time and rewinding a cassette until it snapped so I could soak up all the messed up verses and horrorcore themes. Tyler is like some eerie offspring from [...]

"I feel at home whenever you are here" I'm not some pussyhole emo but this is so fucking sweet I wanna walk around the park with it and share a slush puppy and watch a film (not even porn) and talk about the sky and puppies and learn French with it. Released on Young Turks last week on heart-shaped vinyl That image is by  Emily Grundon

• Young Turks - JESSIE WARE + SAMPHA / Valentine

start sippin your Haterade Barz and Kenz. I fulfilled my bad bitch destiny and spent an hour with Nicki Minaj last week. It was emosh - she touched my hair & said it was like hers but real (if 80% peroxide and 20% pollution dust counts as reals right?) & we discussed heels, tracksuits and pizza for 15 seconds. She was a 100 % BABE and listening to her being interviewed was a fkkn treat. I think it's time she put that pussy on my sideburns YA KNOW? [...]

I remember feeling well cultural first time I heard dramatic big opera samples mushed up like hardcore babyfood with rap.  Warren G featuring Sissel - Prince Igor was smashed out of my low grade Fisher Price speakers when I was playing G-Funk Lifestyle in my back garden:  'money over powwa, powwa over money, biatch' was totally my moto as a pre-teen in the Midlands innit. But yeah, today Facebook crashed cause Kanye did some next-level marketing about HAM. If Gregs had done this with sausage rolls we'd all be swelling with pride wouldn't we? But instead it's [...]

I'm plotting a totally murky slutty 2010 review blog post for next week. Me and Imogen  (she's gonna be my editorial assistant/nail artist)

I played a DJ set to a warehouse full of 2 thousand poppin, dehydrated wall climbing babez last week and it was pretty fucking peng. Thought I'd share a little slab of festive cheer with you before I go back to the Midlands for Chrizzie (which will consist of Asda, gravy and trying to explain what a vegetarian is/why I have a poodle tattoo on my ribs) . Obz Rihanna is everyone's dreamgurl and what could melt the grey shit slush snow faster than a heat inspired Bashment remix? Thanks to the firey hot producer  Murlo for gift wrapping [...]

Remember when you first stuck A Milli on your ipod and listened to it so hard that your dreams had a Bangladesh produced undertone? Yeah? We all did and there isn't a DJ set I've played where a blend of that track doesnt fill the floor with chanting bro-step bastards hugging each other swigging WKD, gurls dutty wyning all over each other in black see through mesh and even the one middle aged weird Turkish guy in the Umbro cap that kinda manages the bar but kinda just stares at the Jailbait. Yeah? Well this is [...]

I just had one of those mega 'sharing the hand dryer' big chat situations at work with a colleague. In the glamorous setting on the 4th Floor Toilets we got started on Female Take Over and how despite the chunks of talent running through it - the very essence is a bit waste.  Which is true - response songs and female versions of things are a tacky way of making a gimmick visible.  It's  cheap 2010 way of burning your bra - just getting your bra out and making sure every fucker sees it. But yeah, as I said in my post  here [...]

EVERYONE KNOWS IMMA MUTHAFUKKIN MONSTA. Swear down this in my character anthem - I had a nightmare last night that I was going out with Ellie Goulding - the scary shit was I almost enjoyed it. THANKFULLY I just watched this video preview and never felt so evil, my icy veins are pumping excitement around like a turbine watching Kayne shoving dead gurl hands over each other as Minaj writhes across the floor like the lace strapping down her junk is made of electric eels. The image that gets me big time is The Teflon Don, Rick Ross, on his [...]

This year has been studded with response tracks and hit-backs. I'm not really too knitted in with them (apart from *that* Low Key Chipmunk diss which was like audio lava and went in so hard he fucked the person on the other side). BUT Game Over caused such a throb of fuss it was only fair the UK's fynest female talent struck back with an equaliser.  Call it playground, cause it cheap, ripped whatever muthafucker, it's packed tight with highest level of MC talent we have to offer and it sounds BANGIN'. I've been listening to it every morning [...]