Blog: The Post-Rockist

Maybe I'm just completely oblivious, but I have never noticed security at a Billiken Club show before. So when one of the periwinkle security officers started encroaching suspiciously close to where I was standing, I asked him: "Hey, what's with all the security tonight?" (I'm extraordinarily eloquent in person, apparently.) "Huh? Oh, yeah, we're here all the time," he lied. "Funny, I had never noticed. Are you sure?" "Well, after that incident at Wash U where the kid got tased..." "C'mon, that was a different act entirely," I replied. [...]