Blog: The Swill Merchant

i moved your truck. Reply to: pers-718155200@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-13, 12:32AM EDT Dear Owner of the Black F-150, i drove your truck. really i just circled it around the block a few times trying to find it a new parking spot so you wouldn't get a ticket. so technically, i moved it. but this was after i got your present. after i slept with your pillow [...]